Apple jack heart

doctor: hello applejack
princess twilight told you about the heart exam

applejack: oh it’s you sugarcube!

doctor: sugarcube?

applejack: sorry ... i used to speak like that

doctor: no big deal

applejack: frankly, it really bothers me that I looked inside
but if it’s for twilight
it is willing *scratch her head with her hoof*

doctor: *cardiac vision*

applejack: ... mm .... um alor?

doctor: *take note* oh sorry ... well I see your heart beating enormously strong and slow and of medium size

applejack: yes since the time that I work hard
, it's like a ram hammering against my chest

doctor: hihi yes I see him knocking hard

apple jack: *blushes* is it over?

doctor: of course

apple jack: oh good I thought I was listening

doctor: oh but now I have to listen to your heart with a stethoscope ...

applejack: oh eh eh yeah obviously

doctor: *stething* it's very strong ...

applejack: *sigh* rarity ...

doctor: shhhtt !!! doctor ... please

applejack: but ... are you really a doctor?

doctor: of course darling

applejack: ok ... doctor rarity .... twilight or pinkie are not asking ... how and why La Rarity is doctor

doctor rarity: applejack ... I WOULD LIKE YOU TO PLAY GAME LIKE PINKIE AND TWILIGHT !!!

applejack: ok ok ... doctor ...

and ... who is next on the list?

doctor: rainbow dash you can tell him to come for an exam if you like

applejack: with pleasure "doctor" but he doubts that rainbow dash understands the situation

rarity: can't you keep being honest huh? ....

applejack: yes ... because you are cardiophile

doctor: GET OUT!