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SATIRE, 100%
P R O S E L Y T U S,
The Key to Shedding those Pounds of Sin
I know who you are. You’re a wife in a fulfilling marriage, a student doing just fine in school and in the social scene, and you, yes you, are a person who goes to that place you go at the same time on the same day every week like you can’t not have it in your routine to say hail and praise to that man upstairs.
But the truth is, your life is incomplete. Sure your marriage is going great, but is it really? Yes, you’re on the honor roll, but is that really enough? And sure, you attend your get-together regularly, but why only attend?
You actually feel a weight on you, and grip on your heart from that thing you know you’re guilty of.
It’s hard to walk without thinking that you might have once thought about how your neighbor Doug looked really hot with his shirt off when he mowed the lawn that one Sunday. Or how you’re a killer inside because you wanted to Billy to back off after he threatened
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Pip and the Dark Sister
THEA 347
OCT 14, 2014

Cast of Characters
Pip: A little boy, no more than 10.
Mam-Ga: Pip’s grandmother.
The Bard: A poet who appears at the beginning and the end.
Rhoslyn: An Unseelie Faerie.
Setting: A mythic wood in a pseudo medieval fairy tale setting.
Time: Late at night.
(There are flashbacks within this scene where Pip is talking to his grandmother. These are accompanied by a yellow spotlight and should carry out as if Pip is right there with her)

(The lights are a dim white-blue, to give the impression that it’s late at night with a full-moon illuminating the dark, with a backdrop of a forest with thick trees. At stage-left stands the Bard)
We all grow old, we all grow weak,
We all descend into a big sleep.
From our first breath outside the womb,
We’re destined to meet when we rest in the tomb.
(He moves offstag
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I really like tabletop RPGs. A lot. Particularly if I'm the one sitting at the head of the table being the game master, helping to set up the imaginative world the players are dungeoneering and questing through.
So, naturally, I made a tumblr showing a bit of what I'm developing for future rpg sessions. But, I'm also submitting bit by bit a few worlds I've come up during some of delving into the pen n' paper experience. Although it's also a spot for me to reblog and post things I really like and are passionate about.

Feel free to check it out here:


Woody "Small-Talk" Burgess
United States
I'm an aspiring fantasy writer with a slightly dirty mind.


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Iron-Confederate Featured By Owner Nov 22, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
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eggsstories Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
Thanks for faving "The Tale of Our Isle."  This is my favorite story!  Glad you liked it.
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Thx for added medieval helmets in your collection! ;D
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