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HELLO MAGETSDR BREN HEREmy stastus is oficially "out2lunch" (ie BUSYYYYYY YOU USELESS FISHMONGERS) so dont bother trying 2 get an apointmentim not saying where i am right now but needles to say i cant answer pages or emails or fax or snailmail or telegraphs or interofice memos or notes sliped under my door (or answer the door for that matter) or SMOKE SIGNALSSSSS SO STOP TRYING TO GET MY ATENTION MR ADVISOR IM NOT LISTENINGahemALSO YOU STUPID KIDSBUG JUDITH AGAIN AND ILL HAVE UR SPLEEN NAILED 2 MY OFICE DOOR :fight:SO STOP IT and also stop bothering me and the combinne elite guy ok none of us is daddy or mummy or ur big sister for cryin ...

dammit. ok lets see. so iwas . i dunno. uhhh i was in my ofice today . maybe well im in my ofice now. i dont remember watWTF MAN WHAT THE CRAP HAPENED IM SITING HERE AND I DUNO WAT IM SUPOSED TO BE DOING OR WHAT HAPENED BETWEEN 8 AM AND 12PM TODAYokok calm down bren take a dep breath.........lets seeok so im sititng here. i know htat for sure. and i dun remember what happend this morning. my compys on and teh monittor shows 4chans homepage. ok.theres also a botle of water on my deOH NOOH NO dDID I DRINK THATSOMEHOW MY COFEE MUG IS GONE AND TERES A BOTLE OF WATER HEREits that........ special water DAMIT WHY DID I DRINK THAT D:

helo every1, dr bren herei have some pretty grave news 2 anounce:I HAVE LOST MY PEPRIDGE FARM COOKIES :crying:they where just on my desk this morning and now there gone WTFHAXim sure some one stoled them. :fight: NO I DONT HAVE ALLZIMERS, JONNY FRECHMEN SO DONT BOTHER ASKINGalso, my dear freind mr combime elit 001 (LOLOLOL agent one) has posted AN ABSOLLULTEDLY LULZY JOURNAL GO LOOK AT IT NOW MAGETShttp://combineplz.deviantart.com/journal/23036206/imean look it even has EVIDANCE of GAYNESS i mean it dosent get any better than this in life. C:OH YES any1 who recovers my cookies gets a nice rewardddd...... any rebell who finds my cookies and...