I dunno. Just some dialog for a potential short comic I will probably never make because I suck.
Anyone interested in putting it to use is more than welcome to.
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*bay doors close as ash and sparks fly through, as two heavily panting protagonists dash through, and one [surviving crewmember] breaks the door lock panel*
[Obnoxious Crewmember] Like... woo-hoo! We totally won! We rock!
[Surviving Crewmember] *between pants* No. No we did not. Not by any stretch of the term.
[Obnoxious Crewmember] Wait... so... we didn't win?
[Surviving Crewmember] No. We were forced to beat a tactical retreat with our tachyon trails between our legs.
[Obnoxious Crewmember] But... we got the thing. Doesn't that mean we win?
[Surviving Crewmember] "We" didn't get the thing. The Captain got the thing. And you... you blew him up.
[Obnoxious Crewmember] ...Oh.
*pregnant pause*
[Obnoxious Crewmember] Does that mean we can go get tacos?
[Surviving Crewmember] *eye twitches heavily, but sweet smile* Nope. *draws pistol, shooting Obnoxious Crewmember in the face point blank* Just me.