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  • Watching: Cowboy Bebop (Ahh the classics)
Why? Just why? Why did you see fit to move the show. I'm in Jersey, so it's far enough as it is. But this is much worse than when it was in Reading. But this is ridiculous.
First of all, I waited in line for tickets for more than half an hour.
Second, the place is about half the size of Reading.
And finally, 7 bucks for a Philly Cheese Steak?! Are you FUCKING kidding me?!?!

So anyway, I haven't got much to say about it, except MOVE IT BACK TO READING! PLEASE!
  • Reading: To Kill a Mockingbird
  • Watching: The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly
  • Playing: Silent Hill (SCARY!)
Huh, I forgot to do this earlier so, here goes! Just two little things today, though.

1. Because I want to get to the newer games, I'm not going to review NG2 or Alone in the Dark at all, instead I'll go past them. Although, I might do them for fun at some time.

2. Expect a Top 10 List of my Favorite Movies from the 40's to the 2000's!
  • Reading: Eldest
  • Watching: Still Gaming
  • Playing: AssaultCube
I think that from now on I'll do a little update like this on Sundays.

Now that the Brawl review is finally behind me, I can focus on some other games. Like I said, I'm doing a Sonic Unleashed review next, then Ninja Gaiden II, Alone in the Dark, and I'm not going to do Superman 64, or at least not yet.

Seeing as it's my most hated game of all time, I need a special way to rip it a new asshole... and I haven't thought of it yet.

Also, I'm not going to do the Old School look back, just because I want to focus on Next Gen, not Old School titles. Seeing as that's my plan, here are the games I'm thinking of reviewing:

Sonic and the Black Knight
The Conduit
Dead Rising - Chop Til You Drop
Resident Evil 5
and a special secret I'm not going to reveal yet. Wait and see!

So yeah, that's all I really have to say...
Expect a rant from me in the future. I don't know when, but hopefully within a few days... hopefully... we all know how I am with deadlines...
  • Reading: Eldest
  • Playing: AssaultCube
  • Reading: Eldest
  • Playing: AssaultCube
Finally! My review of Super Smash Bros. Brawl in my new style is done for all you Deviants to see! Check it out here:…
  • Reading: Eldest
  • Watching: SpoonyOne Year-In Review
  • Playing: AssaultCube
Hoo boy, this is big.

After shamelessly delaying the Brawl review, I've finally decided that I'm going to do things different. My problem is that I can't write for the characters right now, which is pathetic since I've only done  fucking reviews!

Anyway, I've decided that I'm not going to to KEW reviews anymore. I'm still doing reviews, but instead of just ripping of Psyguy and KingdomHeartsFrantic, I'm going to do things my OWN way. Instead, I'm going to try to make my own style, and figure out my own personal reviewing style. So, since I'm not going to do the review with the new girl, I might as well tell you who it was going to be. It was going to be Asuka Langeley Soryu from the Neon Genesis Evangelion anime (which I fucking loved). I was trying to make her like the slut she is, but it was difficult because Evangelion was so confusing, it was near impossible to characterize her.

Now I'm HOPING (and I mean it this time) to release the Brawl review tomorrow, but that might change seeing as I'm completely rewriting it. As I said, it' going to be my own style, so I might as well tell you about my new style.

Well, I was watching Yahtzee's "Mailbag Showdown", and I noticed him say that opinions can't be expressed numerically (that is, giving a game an 8 out of 10), and I agree with him. SO, I'm not giving games a score anymore.

Second, I think that I'm going to have to rethink my comedy style, seeing as I can't exactly make jokes about Wario being fat if he's not present during the review.

That's really all I have to say.

Oh! On a different note, I think I might also redo my Top 10 favorite animes list, because it's changed a lot. Also, I plan to do my Top 10 Films, and Top 10 Video Game Music Tracks sometime in the future. Ciao.
  • Playing: AssaultCube
Yay! Valentines Day... with no one to spend it with. Oh well!

Seriously though, I'd like to wish a Happy Valentines Day to the following people, all on deviantART:

DemonProsecutor. You're a great author, and always good with advise. Thanks for the words of wisdom

KingdomHeartsFrantic. Yeah, you hate this holiday, but you still have some awesome things planned for us fans. Good luck with TVA!

BigAl2k6, aka BigAltheRantMaster. Dude, no matter what YouTube does to you, and no matter what happens to your account, you'll always have at least one fan, and he's writing this.

and Psyguy. Where do I begin? You inspired me to review (along with KingdomHeartsFrantic), and you're a great artist. Keep it up!

So, that's everyone I have to wish a Happy V-Day to, so I'd say my work is done here. God Bless.
  • Listening to: Edge of Faith
  • Watching: Yahtzee Zero Punctuation
  • Playing: Ninja Gaiden II
I was kind of bored, so I decided to tell you guys which games I'm going to review (that I know of right now). Now then, I've already reviewed New Super Mario Bros. and Wario Land 4.

Super Smash Bros. Brawl SHOULD be out this coming Wednesday. After that,

Sonic Unleashed (360)
Ninja Gaiden II (360)
Alone in the Dark (360)
Superman 64 (N64)

and I'll probably do a special about a few bad NES and older games, so be patient.
  • Reading: The War of the Worlds
  • Playing: Goldeneye 007 and Perfect Dark
  • Eating: Soup (Or does that count as drinking)
Well, I was recently tagged by DemonProsecutor, so I have to "write" this FAKE letter to the last person who commented on me, HellKnight10. (If you read this, nothing personal.)

Dear HellKnight10,

I don't really know how to tell you this, but I'll you're a pervert. I think I realized it when I tripped on sesame seeds outside of Chicago and I saw you pull the clothes off my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Extreme Makeover sucks. I'm returning your ring to you, but I'll keep the results of you blood-sample as a memory. You should also know that I always will remember Oprah Winfrey impressions

Your everlasting enemy,

Breaker deGodot

Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter Meme, and finish your Journal entry.

-> How you do the Letter Meme:

Dear (the last person who left a comment on your journal):

I don't really know how to tell you this, but ___1___. I think I realized it ___2___ ___3___ and I saw you ___4___ ___5___. I'm sure you're ___6___ enough to understand ___7___. I'm returning ___8___ to you, but I'll keep ___9___ as a memory. You should also know that I ___10___ ___11___ .


-Your name-

1. What's the color of your shirt?
Blue - Our romance is over
Red - Our affair is over
White - I'll join the monastery
Black - I dislike you
Green - Our horoscope doesn't match
Grey - You're a pervert
Yellow - I'm selling myself
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - You're a loser
Other - I'm in love with your sister

2. Which is your favourite month? - I changed this question for "security reasons".
January - That night
February - Last year
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I tripped on sesame seeds
May - First of May
June - When you put cuffs on me
July - When I threw up
August - When I saw the shrunken head
September - When we skinny dipped
October - When I quoted Santa
November - When your dog ran amok
December - When I changed tennis shoes

3. Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Pizza - In your camping car
Pasta - Outside of Chicago
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad - As you ate enchilada
Chicken - In your closet
Kabob - With Paris Hilton
Fish - In women's clothing
Sandwiches - At the Hare Krishna graduation
Lasagna - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a state of trance
None of the above - With George Bush and his wife

4. What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Hit on
Red - Insult
Black - Ignore
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - Put leeches on
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the toupee off
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive out

5. What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My best friend
White - My father
Grey - Bill Clinton
Brown - My fart balloon
Purple - My mustard soufflé
Red - Donald Duck
Blue - My avocado plant
Yellow - My penpal in Ghana
Orange - My Kid Rock-collection
Pink - Manchester United's goalkeeper
None - My John F. Kennedy-statue
Other - The crazy monk

6. What do you prefer to watch on TV?
Scrubs - Man
O.C. - Emotional
One Tree Hill - Open
Heroes - Frostbitten
Lost - High
House - Scarred
Simpsons - Cowardly
The news - Mongolic
Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Senile
Top Model - Middle-class
None of the above - Ashamed

7. Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful I've felt
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That Santa doesn't exist
Angry - That your pimples are at the last stage
Depressed - That we're cousins
Excited - That there is no solution to this.
Nervous - The middle-east
Worried - That your Honda sucks
Apathetic - That I did a sex-change
Ashamed - That I'm allergic to your hamster
Cuddly - That I get turned on by garbage men
Overjoyous - That I'm open
Other - That Extreme Home Makeover sucks

8. What's the color of your walls in your bedroom? - On this one I actually had to get up and go into my bedroom. I seriously couldn't remember.
White - Your ring
Yellow - Your love letters
Red - Your Darth Vader-poster
Black - Your tame stone
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - The pictures from LA
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your contact book
Grey - Our matching snoopy-bibs
Purple - Your old lottery coupons
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your memories from the military service

9. The first letter of your first name?
A/B - Your photo
C/D - The oil stocks
E/F - Your neighbour Martin
G/H - My virginity
I/J - The results of your blood-sample
K/L - Your left ear
M/N - Your suicide note
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X - David's tricot outfits
Y/Z - Your grades from college

10. The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Always will remember
C/D - Never will forget
E/F - Always wanted to break
G/H - Never openly mocked
I/J - Always have felt dirty before
K/L - Will tell the authorities about
M/N - Told in my confession today about
O/P - Was interviewed by the Times about
Q/R - Told my psychiatrist about
S/T - Get sick when I think of
U/V - Always will try to forget
W/X - Am better off without
Y/Z - Never liked

11. What do you prefer to drink?
Water- Our friendship
Beer - Senility
Soft drink - A new life as a clone
Soda - The incarnation as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building
Wine - Cocaine abuse
Cider - A passionate interest for mice
Juice - Oprah Winfrey imitations
Mineral water - Embarrassing rash
Hot chocolate - Eggplant-fetishism
Whisky - To ruin the second world war
Other - To hate the Boston Celtics

12. To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand - Warm regards
USA - Best regards
England - Good luck on your short-term leave from jail
Spain - Go and drown yourself
China - Disgusting regards
Germany - With ease
Japan - Go burn
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
Egypt - Fuck off now
France - In pain
Other - Greetings to your freaky family
  • Playing: Megaman 2
A new review of Super Smash Bros. Brawl is up... or is it? It may surprise you.
  • Watching: Yo momma!
  • Playing: Megaman 2
WARNING: The following list contains very controversial opinions. Believe it or not, E.T is not on the list. It's overhated. And remember, one game per franchise. Any flaming will get you reported.

10. Super Smash Bros.

Why: Yes, I really do hate Brawl. Not that it's not enjoyable, my main problems were the following 3;
1. No Megaman
2. They revealed EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER before it came back
3. Subspace Emmisary just plain sucked.
However, the game is very good, I just don't like it.

9. Halo 3

Why: Simple. Compared to the last two, there's not enough new content. It's just boring. It should have been much, much better. Plus the fact that Halo itself is overrated.

8. Grand Theft Auto IV

Why: Well, the obvious problem is that it's just too easy. GTA San Andreas was an excellent, long and CHALLENGING game. Plus the fact that Liberty City just isn't as cool as San Andreas. I'm not sure why.

7. Sonic Riders

Why: Well, it's just not a good game. The gameplay is boring, the controls bad, the voice acting terrible, and the biggest problem: WHY DO THEY NEED HOVER BOARDS?!? WHYYYYYY!?!?!?!?!?

6. Action 52

Why: Any Darkness fan knows just how shitty this abomination is. The AVGN NEEDS to review this game.

5. Super Mario Bros. 2 (Doki Doki Panic)

Why: Hoo boy, I can hear the fanboys firing up their chainsaws now. Well, mostly because of the fact that we weren't ACTUALL playing SMB2, but rather Doki Doki Panic, but also because I just found the game, well... boring!

4. Moonwalker

Why: Um... it's Michael Jackson, 'nuff said.

3. The Adventures of Dino Riki

Why: Well, not only is it no fun, but it's incredibly difficult. Kinda like I Wanna Be the Guy. Only, IWBTG was actually a GOOD game.

2. Fantasia

Why: This is why:…

Any Questions?

and 1. Superman 64

Why: You saw this coming. This game is so bad, I cannot adequetely describe it without DYING. THIS GAME WILL KILL YOU!!!!1111 TEH EVILSSS!!!!1!11!111
  • Playing: Wario Land 4
  • Drinking: Coffee
I've made another Review, this time of an old GBA gem Wario Land 4. Also, from now on KEWReview has been shortened to QRev.
  • Reading: Artemis Fowl: The Time Paradox
  • Watching: Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series
  • Playing: Super Mario Bros. 3
On second thought, forget about the AAEA. I want to wait until I get some fans (If I get any.) Anyway, I might do it next year.
  • Reading: The Giver
  • Watching: Neon Genesis Evangelion episode 22
  • Playing: Super Mario Bros. 3
*Please excuse me if I sound like a dick, but I was in an extremely bad mood when I did this*

Once this is over, I have some news regarding my Academy Anime Emmy Awards. Anyway, let's get this show on the road. Please remember that this is my list, not yours, so if you are going to flame me over my OPINIONS you can go f*ck yourself. Also, most of my choices have to do with which animes affected me most, and which ones I still remember and love.

10. Planetes: This is one of the most underrated animes I've ever seen. Thank you, KingdomHeartsFrantic, for introducing this to me. And seriously, this is absolutely the greatest dub I've EVER SEEN!

9. FullMetal Alchemist: I would've put this higher, but I've only seen about 20 episodes. Yeah, I suck. But hey, even with only 20 episodes I know that it's great! This is the 3rd best dub I've ever seen. Without a doubt.

8. Lucky Star: This is an awesome series, but I warn you that it is DEFINATELY for otakus only. But still, if you can sit through the theme song and Lucky Channel without laughing your ass off, you amaze me.

7. Yu-Gi-Oh! Gx: Although it wasn't as good as the original, and the dub was one of 4Kids worst, there's something about it that won't let you stop watching.

6. Pani Poni Dash: Another underrated anime that KingdomHeartsFrantic introduced to me, and it is hilarious. Yeah, it got a little wierd, but I can't stop laughing when I watch it. Unfortunately, it's another "otaku only" anime.

5. Death Note: Yes, this is a very overrated anime, but I can't deny that it is EPIC, and a great thriller. The dub was pretty good too! Although, I definately prefer the mangas ending.

4. Azumanga Daioh: The-DCE, and KingdomHeartsFrantic were right, this series was hilarious, and had a great set of characters, and an incredible dub!

3. Yu-Gi-Oh!: Quite simply, the series that got me into anime in the first place. Yes, I've only watched the dub, but that's because by the time I'd found out about 4Kids' bad habits, I'd outgrown it.

2. Neon Genesis Evangelion: Although it isn't my favorite, in my opinion it's the greatest anime of all time, and is required viewing for any otaku like myself. God I love this series! Oh, Rei is hot, Asuka is a slut, and Misato is just plain cool.

1. The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya: You guessed it, introduced to me by KingdomHeartsFrantic. I have the exact same opinion of it as his, except for one thing: I can't stand Haruhi.

THAT"S IT TODAY! Hehe, no AAEA info today, children! I'm feeling cruel today.
  • Listening to: Transformation93
  • Watching: Neon Genesis Evangelion episode 15
  • Playing: Super Mario Bros. 3
People, this is a BIG announcement. Because of Christmas coming up, I decided to do something special. It's going to be big. Ready? Here it is:

I am going to give the Acadamy Anime Emmy Awards (AAEA).

What are the AAEA's, you ask? Well basically, I'm going to go through EVERY anime I've ever seen and review them and give them awards. I haven't decided about the genres yet, but I will say a few I've decided:

Best Shonen Anime
Best Shojo Anime
Best Underrated Anime
and Best Dub, to name a few.

I'll give more info in later journals.
  • Listening to: Cruel Angels Thesis
  • Reading: nothing
  • Watching: Neon Genesis Evangelion episode 5
  • Playing: Mario Kart DS
Well, I've done it. I've finally finished watching Neon Genesis Evangelion, and my verdict is:


This is one of the greatest animes I've ever seen, and I can definately see why it's so popular.

In fact, expect to see my Top 10 Animes. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go back to rewatching NGE.
  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Reading: My new review
  • Watching: Nothing
  • Playing: Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Nothing
I've finally released my very first Kyon, Ema, and Wario (KEW) review. I reviewed New Super Mario Bros. It's good, but really overrated and WAY too easy. Check it out!
  • Listening to: Neon Genesis Evangelion opening
  • Reading: Artemis Fowl
  • Watching: Death Note episode 10
  • Playing: Mario and Luigi: Superstar Saga
  • Eating: Pasta
  • Drinking: Water
I was bored, so I decided to make up this list. If you disagree, then that's just hard cheese. This is my OPINION! I'll also include links so you can hear it for yourself.

10. Paranoia Agent:…

Warning: This opening will screw with your mind. It's freakin' creepy! STOP LAUGHING!

9. DN Angel:…

This one is pretty epic sounding at parts. I haven't seen the anime, but after seeing this opening, I might.

8. Azumanga Daioh:…

This song is freakin' WIERD!... But for some reason, I love it...

7. One Piece (NOT THE 4KIDS VERSION):…

Yes, 4kids completely f*cked up this opening by replacing it, but the old one was awesome. Thank you, FUNimation, for saving One Piece.

6. Death note (opening 1):…

Many would say that the second opening is better, but i strongly disagree. Seriously, you can only say, "Human sucker, human f*cker" so many times before it gets repetive, and stupid.

5. The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya:…

With all due respect to the Hare Hare Yukai, this song is beautiful. Not only that, but in my opinion, it's one of the best animes ever made.

4. FullMetal Alchemist opening 2:…

Most would put this higher, but i don't think it's THAT great. Still, this is a really badass song. Plus... just watch it.

3. Lucky Star:…

Holy shit I love this song. However, it's one of those things that you either love unconditionally, or hate with every fiber of your being. View with caution.

2. Elfin Lied:…

Having said that, this song is absolutely beautiful... *sob*


1. Neon Genesis Evangelion…

Yeah, you knew this was coming. This song is so awesome, not even Elfin Lied, Lucky Star, and TMoHS put together can top it. But be sure you watch the whole thing; the begining is slow, but it changes tempos.

And that's it. Hope you enjoyed my list, and if you did, please comment
  • Listening to: Nothing
  • Reading: Brisingr
  • Watching: wizwar100's vids
  • Playing: Mario Kart DS
  • Eating: Nothing
  • Drinking: Who the hell cares?
it's me, Breaker deGodot. I am currently on under the name... Breaker deGodot! Check it out here:…

Just cut and paste that.

Okay, since i'm new around these parts, I thought I'd do a little intro to what I do. I can't draw for crap, and since have no YouTube account, I like to run this account as if this was a YouTube account. This sounds a bit wierd, but trust me, it makes sense.

1. Reviews: First and foremost, I'm a reviewer, and what I do is a tad odd. I take three random anime/video game/movie/etc. characters, and have them review it. I review EVERYTHING.

2. Rants: I do these in my journal. Nothing too hard to explain.

3. Top 10's: Because I can. in my journal.

4. Theories: Random crap I come up with, but I probably won't do these much.

Thats basically it. Hope you like my Deviations.

Breaker here, over and out.