Kyon, Ema, and Wario Review:
New Super Mario Bros.
why are we here again?
Ema: The boss wants us to review this game
I have it somewhere
Wario: Why do we have to do this?
Kyon: Thats what Id like to know
Waitaminute! My internal monologue is gone!.
Ema: Here it is! *holds game up*
Wario: GOD F*CKING DAMMIT
Kyon and Ema: WHAT?!
Wario: Its a Mario game! I cant play a Mario game! I cant; I wont!
Kyon: Besides, isnt this review a technically a rip-off of PsyGuy and KingdomHeartsFrantic?
???: ITS NOT A FREAKING RIP-OFF! ITS A TRIBUTE!
Ema: Who the hell was that?!
deGodot: Im the writer, bitch! Now shut up and review the game!
Kyon: *sigh* Lets get this over with. Anyway, what game is it anyway? I couldnt hear you over this stupid lug. *points at Wario*
Wario: *flips him off*
Ema: ANYWAY! The game is New Super Mari Brothers-
Wario: Who the hell says Brothers? It