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so that we can see more
than the bad, the good,
the black, the white.
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everything.
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emotions?
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in shining armour?
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Apocalypse?
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the good-byes, and find that
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The crimson pool gradually flowing outward
The salty odor of fresh tears
The slight taste of blood on her lips
The way the razor blades slide through flesh like butter
My horrified screams of fright and anguish
She doesn’t remember the times with me.
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Her gray and black hair frozen in its place
Her arms moving with grace and dexterity
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Doesn’t remember the bloodcurdling shriek
The acid twinge of onions in her nose
The cold hard reality of the phone grasped in her hand
The salt trickling slowly into her open mouth
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It would all be over soon.
Today, Rose is bandaged and resting at West Penn.
Sweet Jesus.
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The taste of her lips gently resting against mine
The steady beep of the
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Tristan...just Tristan
United States
Current Residence: Hampton, PA
Favourite genre of music: As long as music is not equal to rap, music + tristan=yay!
Operating System: Mac OS X Tiger
MP3 player of choice: iPod, because apples are better than PC's in every way
Favourite cartoon character: Bender from Futurama
Personal Quote: Communism is the way of the future!
Interests
  • Listening to: Like a Rolling Stone-Bob Dylan
  • Reading: My driver's handbook
  • Watching: Law & Order, among other things.
So...I saw the most awesome-tastic, amazing, pwnage movie of all time: THE DARK KNIGHT! Heath Ledger was amazing (definitely more insane than Jack Nicholson), and I loved two face as well. Of course, he wasn't as good a DA as the great Jack McCoy.

Well, school's just around the corner, and I've got an amazing amount of honors classes to look forward to. I suppose I should just pray that I survive this year. If I pull this off, I can do anything.

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mimicetara Featured By Owner Jul 6, 2009
most people aren't sure of what they really want in life. I received this letter

from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a week,

everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy,

this

really

works!!!!











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1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3

times!











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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say

it to your self 6 times!!











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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!








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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that

1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!












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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll

down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.











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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.







After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what

you wished for will come true within in one week!







u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!



























































Keep going

down



























Keep going







































Keep

going








































!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now

pay very close attention this important message!



Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain

letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you

break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these

stories.







First Example:



Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same

chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she

got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.

And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car

crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened

and her mom would be alive.







Second Example:



Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was

short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd

grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for

him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,

and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up

and
married each other to live happily forever.







Third Example:



Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this.

A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail.

He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just

normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now

Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt

pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it

along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he

had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him

Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,

and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp

Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild!

the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out

ever since.







Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only

me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat

special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-



1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!



10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!



15 people- your crush will say they like you



20 people- your crush will ask you out!



25 people- your crush will kiss you!!



30 people - Your crush will have sex with you



35 people or more- All of the above!!



Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more!

Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat

room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only

have 1 hour
if the pain goes on im not gonna make it...!
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This-Is-Rachel Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2008
Oh nothing really. Just saying hi...? :D
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This-Is-Rachel Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2008
Hey heyyyyyyy.
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Bravo-10 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2008
well, hello! how may be of service on this fine summer day?
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ohmigoditsemily Featured By Owner Mar 21, 2008
you are such a n00b
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ohmigoditsemily Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2007
...who are you haha
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Bravo-10 Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2007
tristan, the guy who lost to elise. my audition sucked.
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Comrade-Spazz Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2007
TAG!! ur it

RULES:
1. Put your music player on shuffle.
2. Press forward for each question.
3. Use the song title as the answer to the question even if it doesn’t make sense. NO CHEATING!
4. Tag 5 people.
5. In brackets answer the questions with your own comments on how it relates to the songs best as possible.
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Comrade-Spazz Featured By Owner Sep 20, 2007
wow. thay'll let anybody on this sight. hahaha how u doin tristan?
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