Enhanced Senses:
-Can literally smell if something is a scam
Reality Warping:
-An ability Jon often uses for comedic purposes in his videos
-Is likely the reason for a majority of his powers
-Allows him to do the following:
-Replace his head with the rage comics’ “FFFFFFFUUUUUU-“ face
-Gain a pair of sunglasses by briefly turning his head, which disappeared the moment he looked back
-Summon thunderstorms just by glaring
-Make random sound effects and music play at will
-Summon text, a bright light, and a heavenly chorus above his head
-Pull footage of a game onto the screen and then punch through it
-Create a rainbow just by moving his arm
-Play any video or audio clip he desires and use it to either distract his opponent or obstruct their view
-Sing clearly while drinking from a glass of water
-Summon a loading screen that forces everything in his surroundings (opponents included) to stop in place
-Put an E-Finger over something to highlight it
-Place random images on the screen while listing them
-Conjure up images of Force ghosts in random places
-Summon a game cartridge and a burst of flame just by snapping his fingers
-Spawn items just by wishing for them, though there’s a chance it won’t be something he wants
-Play Nightshade despite the game not even being in his console
-Start raves by summoning flashing lights and music
-Spawn a flying artichoke that shoots Scud missiles
-Summon fireworks in the background
-Play a Jeff VanVonderin sound bite when he pushed the “Press Here” button on the cartridge for Wally Bear and the NO! Gang
-Talk even though his lips barely move
-Adjust the brightness on his remote to adjust the brightness of his surroundings
-Repeat any clip as many times as he desires
-Cause dozens of lasers to appear onscreen
-Perform dramatic close-ups and play unsettling music to unnerve people
-Play a laugh track whenever he feels it would be appropriate
-Make liquid appear in his mouth whenever he needs to perform a spit take
-Make a person’s breath appear as visible gusts of wind
-Cause his surroundings to become echoey
-Summon “Deal with it” sunglasses and several dozen cigarettes over a person’s face
-Magically get the box for Snow White and the 7 Clever Boys
-Make a painting in the style of Bob Ross with only a few strokes
-Summon a drug addict’s meth mom, meth dad, and meth CPA
-Cause an airplane to fly across the screen and explode
-Turn into an alien
-Replace one of the newscasters in Cool as Ice
-Dub over the characters in whatever media he’s reviewing
-Distort his voice and surroundings
-Change a person’s surroundings into lava or a warp in the vacuum of space
-Paste his face over a Conehead
-Prepare a fully breaded, cooked, and garnished baked haddock just by chopping the raw fish twice
-Summon a minigun from thin air
-Make his surroundings into something resembling a psychedelic 80's music video
-Can make his voice distorted and turn his surroundings red
-Can fire actual bullets from his finger guns
-Walk into the Pantheon’s entrance and somehow descend into the middle of one of its rooms
-Turned the world sideways
-Can stand, walk, and skate on water
-Can shoot bullets out of his eyes whenever he blinks
-Summon the dragon from Hanzo’s Dragonstrike by hitting a picture of the Kunsthaus Graz
-Spawn a list of things that are natural and harmful to humanity, as well as an image of the Sun behind him
-Cause a person’s voice to become extremely loud
-Turn his surroundings into outer space, with pills raining from the sky and 2 rotating models of the human body beside him
-Make several flags appear in the background
-Cause lightning and thunder to appear whenever he says “real ghost stories,” “true ghost stories,” or makes a pun
-Can fill an otherwise empty room with dozens of people
-Create a screen transition by slicing the screen in half
-Make a negative-filtered close-up of JJ Yelley to flash on screen by saying his name
-Cause the words “EPIC GAMER” to appear onscreen accompanied by airhorns just by kicking the air
-Walk into the Pantheon’s entrance and somehow descend into the middle of one of its rooms
-Turned the world sideways
-Can stand, walk, and skate on water
-Can shoot bullets out of his eyes whenever he blinks
-Summon the dragon from Hanzo’s Dragonstrike by hitting a picture of the Kunsthaus Graz
-Spawn a list of things that are natural and harmful to humanity, as well as an image of the Sun behind him
-Cause a person’s voice to become extremely loud
-Turn his surroundings into outer space, with pills raining from the sky and 2 rotating models of the human body beside him
-Make several flags appear in the background
-Cause lightning and thunder to appear whenever he says “real ghost stories,” “true ghost stories,” or makes a pun
-Can fill an otherwise empty room with dozens of people
-Create a screen transition by slicing the screen in half
-Make a negative-filtered close-up of JJ Yelley to flash on screen by saying his name
-Cause the words “EPIC GAMER” to appear onscreen accompanied by airhorns just by kicking the air
-Pop out of a book in an old black and white painting
-Have his head suddenly appear on a turkey
-Make the words "technically true" appear over his hands when he does air quotes
-Cause posters and pictures to appear out of thin air
-Make an image of the European flag shoot out of his chest, followed by a flag of England appearing from above to push it away
-Make a flag of Jamestown, Virginia appear next to him by pointing
-Cause the words "I'LL TELL YA" to appear next to him in flashing letters
-Appear in the backgrounds of colonial era paintings
-Make the words "RELIGIOUS FREEDOM" appear in his hands and shrink it when he brings his hands together
-Make a pentagram appear behind him when he says "cult"
-Make a picture of a puritan and the definition appear next to him
-Have the words "THE SEPARATISTS" appear to his right when he waves his hands
-Briefly replace his head with King James I's
-Make various pictures and videos of Dutch people appear behind him whenever he says "Dutch"
-Have fish appear out of his fingers, which produce several massive husks of corn
-Appear in a Minecraft world riding a wooden boat
-Force people in the background to dance as dubstep plays in the background
-Replace other people's heads with his own
-Fart out live turkeys
-Give the screen a gray filter and cover it with ゴゴゴ by pointing
-Make a Looney Tunes-style outro appear around him
--Later did the same to a loading screen for the Oculus app
-Make his Oculus Rift work by smashing it to pieces
-Cause sentient knives, katanas, and chainsaws to appear by saying their names
-Summon a crowd of sports fans behind him
-Make the words “TRABAJO EXTRAÑO” and multiple blood splatters appear onscreen
-Give the screen a gray filter and cover it with ゴゴゴ by pointing
-Make a Looney Tunes-style outro appear around him
--Later did the same to a loading screen for the Oculus app
-Make his Oculus Rift work by smashing it to pieces
-Cause sentient knives, katanas, and chainsaws to appear by saying their names
-Summon a crowd of sports fans behind him
-Make the words “TRABAJO EXTRAÑO” and multiple blood splatters appear onscreen
-Make 19 trumpets and confetti appear onscreen
-Shit out the logo for Gwneth Paltrow's goop
-Replace another person's head with his own
-Have live footage of his crotch appear in a framed painting
-Surround himself in an aura of light and momentarily turn his surroundings into outer space
-Make a light and several circles appear onscreen when Kevin Keating said he felt like "the light in the center of the circle"
-Make a watermelon appear while patting the air
-Cause a thermometer with the labels "cold," "dude you can see my breath," "maybe bring a coat," and "thermo-shockingly cold" appear out of thin air
-Have the shape of a snowflake appear over several sleeping people
-Cover the screen with a blue filter and have a series of cracking sounds appear as he says "I froze 'em"
--Later did the same while imitating Wim Hof, this time interspersing it with pictures of ice and footage of ice being cut
-Made the words "100% Aware Factor" appear onscreen over footage of The Goop Lab with Gwyneth Paltrow
-Cause a TV screen of Woody Woodpecker to appear over Laura Lynne Jackson's forehead
-Replace his surroundings with a void of bubbles and a giant model of DNA
-Make confetti rain down the screen
-Make his surroundings violently shake by twisting his arms
-Have the words "age" and "geography" appear on his fingers, and the word "everything" appear over his face
-Insert himself into footage of a helicopter
-Make a French flag appear over a mop head
-Summon a giant George W. Bush to change a person's surroundings
-Cause footage to glitch up and replace its audio with text to speech voices
-Insert himself into videos
-Make the words "COMPENSATION FUCK YEAH!" appear on screen
-Summon pictures of Spongebob and Squidward onto his hands by saying their names
-Make an image of Jimmy appear on both sides of the screen
-Tint the screen a bright shade of red and alter existing footage to create different effects in his surroundings
-Simultaneously make music play and gain sunglasses by gesturing with his hands
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Toon Force:
-Can change into another set of clothes whenever he’s offscreen
-Most of the injuries or damage he suffers will heal offscreen
-Can still breathe and talk while in space
-His face can split off and bounce along the ground to imitate a solitaire animation
-Can inflate his head and distort his voice
Hammerspace:
-Is able to pull random objects out of thin air
-Pulled out a bottle of Advil and Absolut Mandarin vodka, both of which he consumed to kill himself
-Pulled a slice of ham out of nowhere to fight the Scissorman
-After dressing up as young Anakin, pulled a giant lollipop out of nowhere and bit into it
-Pulled out several firecracker sticks, a streamer, and a party hat after someone in the Star Wars Holiday Special said “May the Force be with you.”
-Randomly spawned a bell and began ringing it when Dan Aykroyd said that the biggest question regarding Crystal Skull Vodka was “Why did we make this?”
-Did this again when Dan said the word “vodka” for the first time in his commercial for Crystal Skull Vodka
-Pulled a giant picture of Gwyneth Paltrow out of nowhere
-Pulled a giant picture of Gwyneth Paltrow out of nowhere
-Pulled Yonny Yonson's letter (which was actually a picture of a house and an elephant) out of thin air
-Pulled a framed picture of the supposedly real seance of Yonny Yonson out of thin air
-Pulled a pencil out of nowhere
-Pulled a framed picture of the supposedly real seance of Yonny Yonson out of thin air
-Pulled a pencil out of nowhere
-Grabbed a massive picture of Gwyneth Paltrow from offscreen
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Fourth Wall Breaking:
-Has occasionally shown the ability to use this
-Punched the video feed hard enough to shatter it like glass
-Entered the game Titanic: Adventure Out of Time
-Entered the game Titanic: Adventure Out of Time
-Reached into Titanic: The Legend Goes On and tore off a man’s head to reveal the iceberg laying underneath him
-Interrupted the “Previously on” segment to point out its inaccuracies
-Entered Cool as Ice and began trying to get a response out of Vanilla Ice when the camera seemed to get stuck on his face
-Inserted himself into the intro for VR Troopers
-Inserted himself into the commercial for Crystal Skull Vodka
-Entered a cutscene in the game Rise of Kingdoms
-Entered a cutscene in the game Rise of Kingdoms
-Briefly paused the video and appeared over the screen
Flight:
-Through unknown means, Jon is capable of flight
-Can also make this apply to any objects that are near him
Teleportation
-Allows him to appear in different places or positions
-Can be done rapidly
-Once teleported to an Arctic wasteland while in a meditating position
-Made himself appear in a frozen cottage
Energy Projection:
-Can create bursts of blue energy by raising his hand
-Can strengthen the output by concentrating
Healing Factor:
-Completely regenerated both of his hands only seconds after losing them
-Had his hand reduced to a skeleton after grabbing Vader’s lightsaber, only for it to regenerate several seconds later
-After slitting his wrists, they healed almost immediately
Laser Breath:
-Can fire lasers from his mouth whenever he’s annoyed or enraged
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Fire Breath:
-Can breathe fire whenever he’s enraged, says “Let’s go to Florida,” or looks at Florida
Poison Breath:
-Can exhale a poisonous mist that slowly kills whatever it touches
-Covers a wide arc
Resistance to BFR:
-Was sucked into Congo’s Caper and escaped almost immediately
Technology Manipulation:
-Can play games or movies even if they’re in the wrong system, placed in upside-down, submerged in water, or aren’t even the correct type of media (such as when he managed to play several Goosebumps episodes by inserting their books into a SNES)
-Was able to salvage Flex Tape II just by pressing a couple buttons on his fitbit
Pyrokinesis:
-Can create bursts of flame by snapping his fingers
-Can summon a stream of fire to cover the screen just by waving his hand
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Shapeshifting:
-Became a butterfly creature after slapping himself in the face
Size-Shifting:
-Through unknown means, Jon is capable of increasing and decreasing his size
-His strength will grow in proportion to his size
-Can grow to the size of the Burj Khalifa (2722 feet) or shrink until he’s the size of a speck of dust
-Can grow to the size of the Burj Khalifa (2722 feet) or shrink until he’s the size of a speck of dust
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Singing:
-Due to a curse placed on him by his 5th grade English teacher, every time he makes an analogy, it comes true
-This often happens whenever he sings, and his inability to think before he speaks often leads to him unintentionally warping reality
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Time Manipulation:
-Can somehow reverse time for short periods
-Is able to replay the same scenario multiple times, with each one containing a different set of actions
-Is able to replay the same scenario multiple times, with each one containing a different set of actions
-Though it should be noted that the outcome will remain the same regardless of what occurs beforehand
Resurrection:
-Has died on several occasions, only to come back perfectly fine in the next scene
-Was rendered clinically dead (i.e. his pulse had stopped) while watching Birdemic, yet was still able to speak and move
-Died and was reduced to a skeleton during an extremely slow game of Star Wars Chess, but came back to life in 3 seconds
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Cloning:
-Can summon clones of himself to aid in his jokes