Okay this is truly hysterical. It continues. Thanks for the heads up guys. 
I am loving the long diatribes and well thought out rants you have provided for my amusement. If you truly didn't care, I seriously doubt you would take so much of your time to dedicate to finding new names to call me and scouring my pages, pictures, journals and my dA stats.
They have a hard on for me so much, they are now digging through old journals, and writing massive posts on their little forum. And think everything I wrote was true. Truth. They are not all true as most all of my watchers know. 
But, for the ones who don't know, here's the low down on me in a brief synopsis. 
The past ten years of my life have had plenty of ups, but some major lows. 
Yes, I just turned 40! Omg, I'm old!
Whatever.
Omg! I'm married! And yes he knows about my page here. He's helped me out through the majority of it to help keep my sanity quite often. We've been married 15 years. And I adore him.
Yep, flop