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Just letting you know for the most part, requests are closed. I'm so backed up with many requests, plus, school has been keeping me on my toes at this moment. So yeah, I'm closing them for now. I'm just waaay too backed up at the moment. I'm sorry for the inconvenience.
  • Listening to: Orphaned Land
  • Reading: Anatomy art books
  • Watching: The Muppet Show
  • Playing: The Legend of Zelda
  • Eating: Fish sandwich
  • Drinking: POG juice
Sorry about the delays in some commissions. I don't mean to be sluggish, but I'm going shopping for new art supplies soon. Unfortunately, I just got sick as well. Everyone at my college seems to have a cold or flu going around.

My apologies. I haven't forgotten, it's just that things got in the way. But I will get them done. I promise.
  • Listening to: Orphaned Land
  • Reading: Anatomy art books
  • Watching: The Muppet Show
  • Playing: The Legend of Zelda
  • Eating: Fish sandwich
  • Drinking: POG juice
Hello,

I am available for requests now. And here is the low down of what I will take.

What I will definitely draw:

MONSTERS!!!
Non human creatures
Video games
Older cartoons
Older anime/manga
Hentai/Ecchi
Vore
Gore/Violence
Scatological humor/Gross out stuff

What I don't draw too often:

Most recent cartoons/tv shows (I hardly watch TV anymore, so I know nothing of these shows)
Futanari/Herm pics

What I REFUSE to draw:

SHOTA AND/OR LOLICON. ENOUGH SAID!
Incest
Feederism/Immobile pics
Most mainstream anime/manga (eg. Naruto, Inuyasha, etc)
Celebrities
Pro-FiM art

I'm doing requests for now, because I know next to nothing about commissions and I'm far much better with traditional media and I suck at digital media. I hope you can understand this, because I feel this is important to me.

Just letting you all know. It takes time to get these drawings done. Besides, I have a life outside the internet too. So don't try to rush me with my requests. Thank you.

Send me a note or PM and I'll see if I'm okay with it.
  • Listening to: Kittie
  • Reading: The Dark Crystal manga
  • Watching: Godzilla movies
  • Playing: The Legend of Zelda
  • Eating: cereal
  • Drinking: Diet Coke
Hello,

Just letting you know, I'm looking for people to translate my stories in other languages.

So far, I've been taking up Norwegian, Swedish and Danish languages, and I might need help translating my stories into those three Scandinavian languages. Other languages (if you're all up to it) I prefer my stories to be translated in are Japanese, Korean, French, Spanish, Italian and German.

I just want to broaden my horizons and reach out to my foreign fans, who have a hard time understanding my English works. If someone is up to it, please send me a note or two.

Thank you for your time.
  • Listening to: How to learn Norwegian CD
  • Reading: Scandinavian languages to English books
  • Watching: The Dark Crystal
  • Playing: Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
  • Eating: Canned Clams
  • Drinking: Water
Hello, it is I, the Lord of Altair.


As you can see, I write stories and draw pictures that center around monsters and monster people. Yes, I both consensual and non-consensual monster art, but to tell you the truth, I perfer to write and draw consensual monster pics, because there's so little of it and monsters need love too. Just because the character isn't a handsome prince nor beautiful princess doesn't mean they deserve to be unloved.

My whole "monster fetish" started out with Jim Henson's "The Dark Crystal" and the Skeksis. I know, it sounds kind of freaky and weird that I find the Skeksis hot, but I do. I remember getting hot and bothered by the scenes where SkekSil the Chamberlain was being stripped nude and banished, as well as the soul essence draining scene. I know, I'm weird, but let's face it, we all have our fetishes, whether they are normal or strange.

Other favorite monsters include Godzilla and other Japanese monsters, both the dragons and holy dragons from Bahamut Lagoon, Azazel from Tekken 6 (though he is hard as hell, I love his design), the creatures of Treasure of the Rudras (Rudra no Hihou) and the non-human cast members of Labyrinth and Jim Henson's The Storyteller.

So if you love monsters, monster and maidens or hell, even guys and monsters, then you've come to the right author. But however, I refuse to write or draw shotacon and lolicon. Sorry, but writing and drawing that stuff makes me feel uncomfortable. I want to write and draw what I feel comfortable with.
  • Listening to: Black Sabbath
  • Reading: The Dark Crystal manga
  • Watching: The Dark Crystal
  • Playing: Seiken Densetsu 3
  • Eating: pizza
  • Drinking: P.O.G juice
It's called monster luvin, a group dedicated to those who love everything monstrous.

Here's the link:
monster-luvin.deviantart.com/

Join the group if you want, and submit any type of artwork as long as it involves a monster. No so-called Twilight vampires though. True monsters or monster people only.
  • Listening to: Within Temptation
  • Reading: The Xanth series
  • Watching: The Muppet Show
  • Playing: Seiken Densetsu 3
  • Eating: bagels
  • Drinking: Apple juice
You've noticed I've been using more traditional media than digital media, right?

The reason for that is that I have a lot more fun with traditional media and have grown up on using traditional media to make artwork. Nothing against digital artwork, but it's just doesn't seem as fun as painting and drawing it from scratch on paper. I mostly use photoshop for resizing my pictures and touching them up.

With the right scanner and tools, a traditional picture can look just as wonderful as digital media.

This is my opinion on the traditional art vs digital art battle. I just go with what I know and grew up on and try to get better with it.
  • Listening to: Within Temptation
  • Reading: The Xanth series
  • Watching: The Muppet Show
  • Playing: Seiken Densetsu 3
  • Eating: bagels
  • Drinking: Apple juice
Why is it that there seem to be only two types of female protagonists: The damsels in distress or the derranged psychopath that makes the villain look like a saint. Why can't we have a happy medium?

Why is it that next to psychotic and criminal behavior is only acceptable when you're a girl? In real life, girls who act like the psycho heroines in so-called "feminist literature" would end up getting arrested or be put in a mental asylum for those criminal and psycho things they do. They wouldn't live happily ever after and be accepted by society for their cruel, callous behavior. That's life. Life is not a Mary Sue story. There are no Mary Sues in real life.

Here are an example of decently portrayed heroines that aren't totally psychopaths or totally hepless damsels:

Kira (The Dark Crystal)
Riza (Treasure of the Rudras/Rudra no Hihou)
Xena (Xena: Warrior Princess)
Princess Leia (Star Wars)
Celes Chere (Final Fantasy VI)
Faris Schwartz (Final Fantasy V)
Jeanne (Bahamut Lagoon)
Lukia (Bahamut Lagoon)
Iria (Zeiram series)
Most Miyazaki heroines
She-Ra (She-Ra: The Princess of Power)

Those are the type of heroines at the top of my mind that aren't extreme psychos or extreme damsels. Can you think of some others?

NOTE: I don't mind if a female character goes psycho, but let's be realistic: She has to face reprecussions for her bad behavior, just like the male character who acts the same way. If it were a male hero being psycho and getting rewarded for it, people call them out on it, but not when it's a female character. Mary Sues are just as bad as Gary Stus IMHO.
  • Listening to: Black Sabbath
  • Reading: CYOA books
  • Watching: Nature shows
  • Playing: Bahamut Lagoon
  • Eating: Spaghetti O's
  • Drinking: Gatorade
You know, back in 1982, a Jim Henson movie called "The Dark Crystal" came out. It wasn't very successful due to three things: whiny soccer moms, competition with ET and Annie (gag me!) and of course, the religious groups boycotting The Dark Crystal for being a so called "satanic children's film"  It even got banned in strict religious countries for that reason.

Don't believe me, here's some evidence:
www.imdb.com/title/tt0083791/t…

Now with JHC boycotting Chik-Fil-A for their homophobia, now religious people I know are bitching about the Dark Crystal all over again. This time, it's about the Skeksis and Mystics being an all male race of beings. They think all male race of beings promote homosexuality and they need to add a female or two to counter balance that, just like the Smurfs (but that's a whole other story).

So, it took them 30 YEARS to notice that the Skeksis and Mystic are ALL MALE race of beings? WTF?

Let me get this straight on the homophobic double standards in fantasy writing:

All male race of beings = Ewwww, they're fags. We need more girls.
All female race of beings = GIRL POWAH! Sexy and empowering at the same time.

Seriously, SERIOUSLY?

I think this is getting ridiculous. Let writers write what they want to write. And even if the Skeksis and Mystics were gay, I'd still think they're pretty bad ass and beautiful.

Humph! Realigious extremists and their idiocy. *facepalms*
  • Listening to: The Grateful Dead
  • Reading: Doll pattern books
  • Watching: Food Network
  • Playing: Legend of Zelda
  • Eating: Angel hair spaghetti
  • Drinking: coffee
Writer: I created a feminine gay guy who sparkles and wears makeup
Gay Pride activist: That's like so offensive. I'm boycotting your works for having offensive gay stereotypes.

Writer: I created a lesbian character with hairy armpits and looks totally like a man with boobs.
Gay Pride activist: That's like so offensive. I'm sick of lesbian stereotypes.

Writer: I created an attractive lesbian character.
Gay Pride activist: How sexist and offensive to lesbians!

Writer: I wrote a gay villain.
Gay Pride activist: Gay people are pure of heart. They never do evil things like you depict them.

Writer: Okay, I made a butch and hairy gay guys.
Gay Pride activist: Gay bears are still stereotypes.

Writer: Fine! There will be no LBGT characters
Gay Pride activist: HOMOPHOBE! CELEBRATE DIVERSITY DAMN IT!

I laugh at the hypocrisy and whininess of these type of people.
  • Listening to: The Grateful Dead
  • Reading: Doll pattern books
  • Watching: Food Network
  • Playing: Legend of Zelda
  • Eating: Angel hair spaghetti
  • Drinking: coffee
Just letting you know, I'll be going to Minnesota from June 30th to July 10th. I don't know if I have internet or not. But just letting you all know just in case I don't have the internet: I may not reply or respond to all your questions or comments for those 11 days.

I'm so excited. Get to leave dumpsville and go somewhere I haven't been in a while.
  • Listening to: Blind Guardian
  • Reading: CYOA novels
  • Watching: The Muppet Show
  • Playing: Seiken Densetsu 3
  • Eating: Spaghetti O's
  • Drinking: Ginger ale
Just letting you know, I have nothing against sane fans from any fandom. At least sane fans like myself don't go apeshit over someone not liking something I like. THIS IS AIMED AT PSYCHO FANS, NOT SANE FANS.

I'm getting really fed up with people bitching and crying to me and saying I'm a potential serial killer or rapist, just because I kill of FICTIOTNAL CHARACTERS. I don't condone rape, torture and murder in real life. You can't get arrested for killing something that is not real. I would never do anything immoral to another person or creature.

Listen up: Characters in video games, animation, TV shows, novels and movies ARE NOT REAL PEOPLE!

No, you're never going to go out with Edward Cullen/Pinkie Pie/Sephiroth/Tifa etc... BECAUSE THEY DON'T EXIST. Hear me! They don't exist!

And for example, if Sephiroth was real, would you really want a deadly serial killer as your lover or spouse? I thought not.

I love Bahamut Lagoon. I love The Dark Crystal. I even love Kaiju films. You don't see me BAAAAW over someone hating Alexander/The Skeksis/Hedorah etc. And nor would I want to go out with any of my favorite characters if they real. Hell, if my favorite characters were real, they would see me as a walking turkey drumstick and eat me for dinner, not frolic out in the meadows with me like deer and go on about how sexy they are.

So long story short, if you get too attached to a fictional character and see them as a real person instead of a fictional character: GET OFF THE INTERNET AND SEE A SHRINK ASAP. That is not normal nor healthy behavior.
  • Listening to: Blind Guardian
  • Reading: CYOA novels
  • Watching: The Muppet Show
  • Playing: Seiken Densetsu 3
  • Eating: Spaghetti O's
  • Drinking: Ginger ale
I've noticed something very hypocritical that's been pissing me off recently. And that thing is "feminist" double standards and how it's okay for women to be superficial, but not men (IMHO, no one should be so overly superficial).

Let's begin, shall we?

When a man is superficial and judges women by their looks and wealth, he gets called out by feminists. Feminists say that men should NEVER EVER be superficial (no one should). They tell men that you should judge women by their personality and not make fun of her for being ugly.

Good...good...

But however, when a woman is superifical judges men by their looks and wealth, they get praised for it. Jokes about ugly men are common and accepted and thus, women are fed the fantasies of a perfect man and that a man has to be sexy and charming on the outside.

If that's not hypocritical, then I dunno what is?

There are even feminazi games who bitch about half naked or beautiful women, yet are okay with men (and even little boys!) being sexualized and running around either without a shirt or in a skin tight outfit. You can't have one and not the other. If we can have hot guys, we can have hot gals too.

Besides, we have ugly women in games too, let's check:

Mileena (MK series)
Clotho (God of War II)
Grunthilda (Banjoo-Kazooie)
Madame Aroma (Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask)
Richard's owner (Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time)
Queen Brahne (Final Fantasy IX)
Adel (Final Fantasy VIII)
The Nurses (Silent Hill series)
The feminazi in No more Heroes (I forgot her name)

So yeah, there are ugly women in games too, just as there are ugly men. Besides, I think with most games, they make the lead poster child cute or hot on purpose. Even Mario and Luigi are consitered to be "so ugly that they're cute" not "ugly ugly". So imagine a game with a warty grotesque protagonist that would make Jabba the Hutt look like Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen. It wouldn't sell to neither male nor female audiences.

NOTE: Yes, I'm against shitty female characters, but I'm also against shitty male characters as well. Funny enough I don't get bitched out for hating a hot babe with no personality, but I get bitched out by hating a hot pretty boy with no personality. Come on ladies, lose the double standard already.
  • Listening to: Blind Guardian
  • Reading: Old Nintendo Powers
  • Watching: Charlie Chan series
  • Playing: Legend of Mana
  • Eating: Chicken in a Biskit
  • Drinking: Fruit Juice
My father died last night in the hospital. I said my final goodbyes and watched him be freed from pain and suffering. I cried myself to sleep last night. My father and best friend is gone, but not forgotten. I'll never forget the happiness he brought into my stressful life. Rest in peach papa. I'll love you forever.
  • Listening to: Akino Arai
  • Reading: fanfics
  • Watching: Food channel
  • Playing: Zelda II
  • Eating: Hawaiian rolls
  • Drinking: water
I found out last night that my father has stage 4 liver cancer. He only has two months to live. Sometimes, I just wonder, do hopes and dreams really exist?

I'm so heart broken by the news. It hurts me so bad. But I promised my father that I'll be strong and not be rash.
  • Listening to: Akino Arai
  • Reading: fanfics
  • Watching: Food channel
  • Playing: Zelda II
  • Eating: Hawaiian rolls
  • Drinking: water
Sorry if I haven't been on here too often, I just received some depressing new: My father has cancer and fluid build ups in his system.

This hit me really hard. My father wasn't just a father, but a best friend as well. I'm devestated by what's going on. But I promised him I'll be strong in times like this. But it still hurts. My wishes go out to my father.
  • Listening to: Akino Arai
  • Reading: fanfics
  • Watching: Food channel
  • Playing: Zelda II
  • Eating: Hawaiian rolls
  • Drinking: water
Since I've been busy with school, I stopped taking requests for the time being. I've just been busy with studying and working on my own projects. Plus, I hate being pressured to get the pic done constantly. So in case you're wondering, I am NOT taking requests for the time being.
  • Listening to: Rammstein
  • Reading: fanfics
  • Watching: Food Network
  • Playing: Kid Icarus
  • Eating: Pasta bowl
  • Drinking: water

Never really done one of these before, but I'll give it a go.

01 - Share these rules
02 - Every "Tagged" person have to put 10 thing about themselves in the Journal
03 - In the end you have to choose 10 people for tagging and share the icons
04 - NO Tag backs
05 - Nothing like "you're tagged if you read this", you have to tag 10 persons

1. I'm quite a heavy sleeper. I hate waking up early in the morning and I get really moody when I'm rudely awakened.


2. I like erotic cartoons. I especially like erotic cartoons that show monsters, mutants, aliens, mythical being and other non-humans.


3. I've watched Creepshow 1+2, The Child's Play series (with killer doll Chucky), Akira, Vampire Hunter D, Heavy Metal, Star Wars trillogy (old, not new), every Godzilla movie, every Toho film in general (even obscure ones like Prophecies of Nostradamus), The Indiana Jones trilogy, Jurassic Park and Zeiram 1+2 long before I reached the age of 17. Psst, some of these I watched without my folks knowing about it (mainly the R-rated ones).


4. I used to have the childhood fear of monsters in the toilets and outhouses.


5. MST3K and Rifftrax are some of the best things ever created by mankind.


6. Pugs and other flat faced dogs are my favorite dog breeds and I think they're all adorable.

 

7. I like pigs.

 

8.  If you've come across a video game you never heard of in your life, I probably played that said game.

 

9.  I'm so ashamed of my older fanfics under a defunct account I made years ago, that I use those stories on "how not to write a story".

 

10. I know Japanese and Korean. Planning on learning French and German.

 

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  • Listening to: Triumvirat
  • Reading: fanfics
  • Watching: Food Network
  • Playing: Faxanadu
  • Eating: Ice cream
  • Drinking: water
Just letting you guys know, I'm not dead. I'm going to college. I've been very busy on my college art projects and trying to improve my anaotmy and shading. So I might be slow on requests and/or art trades.
  • Listening to: Blind Guardian
  • Playing: Ehrgeiz: God Bless the Ring
  • Eating: Pad Thai
  • Drinking: diet cola
I'm so fucking sick of fantards telling me to "Smile or Die" or "To go pig out on candy and shut up" whenever I don't feel happy or if I feel down about something. It's not wrong to show negative emotions towards something, as long as you know how to handle your negative emotions. So drawing and writing about your most hated characters getting killed or maimed is a lot better than taking that out on a real person.  But no, nobody should ever be angry or down at all. Just pretend to be happy and bottle up your negative emotions.

Here's what I have to say about syrupy sacchariney sunshine and flowers all the time crap: FUCK YOU! If I don't feel happy, then why the fuck should I pretend like nothing is going wrong at all? Pretending is overrated anyways.

Boo hoo, so not everybody likes your favorite character, tv show, movie etc. I love "The Dark Crystal" and I know people who hate that film. But guess what: I don't cut myself over people bashing "The Dark Crystal". I don't tell people who hate the things I like to "smile or die" or "Go eat ice cream and shut up". Yeah, not everyone likes the same things. That's no reason to go psycho over people who disagree with you.

I know fantards, life is hard. GET OVER IT!
  • Listening to: Malice Mizer
  • Reading: Imager Chronicals
  • Watching: The Muppet Show
  • Playing: Ogre Battle
  • Eating: Sushi
  • Drinking: Kool Aid