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Ugly Tumblr Samus Aran Meme by Boschian-Fantasies Ugly Tumblr Samus Aran Meme by Boschian-Fantasies
Be honest...Did I make the Tumblr version of Samus ugly enough?
I gave her wonky lineart, smeary, over saturated colors, ugly anatomy, and no womanly attributes that made non-SJW gamers love Samus.

And this, my friends, is why Nintendo is nervous and hesistant to make another Metroid game: Due to being bullied into Tumblr SJWs to make their ugly Tumblr version of Samus canon! WE DO NOT WANT THAT!

Original Meme (by Me!):  The Ugly Tumblr Art Joke Meme by Boschian-Fantasies
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MahouLina Featured By Owner Jun 26, 2018  New Deviant
I laughed so hard at this parody that I could barely breathe.
I’ll never understand why Tumblrinas want Samus to be trans. And turn her into an ugly fat hambeast in their ugly Tumblr art.
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DaBair Featured By Owner May 9, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Nice goatee, Samus! (LOL just kidding!)

I'm thinking of doing the meme for Ilima from Pokemon, whom a lot of fans seemed to be convinced is "nonbinary".
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner May 9, 2018  Student General Artist
I'd like to see it if you plan on doing it.
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DaBair Featured By Owner Edited May 15, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
I'll probably get to it eventually.

I noticed that people seem to especially like giving the SJW treatment to female characters and dark-skinned characters (bonus points if they're both). I wouldn't be surprised if someone on Tumblr made Ilima not only nonbinary, but overweight, pansexual, and constantly complaining about haole (the Hawaiian term for white person, since Ilima is from Alola, which is based on Hawaii, and seems to be Polynesian judging by his appearance). The actual Ilima is skinny, there's no indication of his sexuality at any point, and doesn't judge people by their race.

TBH, if I were a person of color, I'd be seriously offended by Tumblr SJW fanart. (As a side note, SJWs are also nasty to people of color who don't agree with their mindset or even call them out on their bigotry.)
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner May 15, 2018  Student General Artist
SJWs are also nasty to women who want to be pretty and fit, LGBT people who dislike yuri and yaoi and minorities who want to be seen as human, and not Mary Sues.
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AliceSacco Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2018   Digital Artist
I have a mulatto OC. This give me an idea.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2018  Student General Artist
That was one of the many intentions of this meme. You nailed it spot on.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2018  Student General Artist
IKR?

Also, did these SJW gamers ever see Samus without her armor, before the introduction of the Zero Suit?
Samus was ALWAYS ATTRACTIVE (Still is), and ALWAYS WORE SKIMPY OUTFITS under her armor. It really isn't anything new.
So why do they piss and moan about it now?
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DaBair Featured By Owner May 15, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Heck, the original Metroid let you see Samus in a bikini if you were lucky enough to beat the game in under an hour.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner May 15, 2018  Student General Artist
I remember that. Ah the memories!
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2018  Student General Artist
They also think they are entitled to the hot guys as well, while in reality, those hot guys would not give them the time of day.
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IronPiedmont1996 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2018
So the female version of nice guys?
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2018  Student General Artist
Pretty much, now that I think about it.
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IronPiedmont1996 Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2018
Except instead of a fedora, it's those weird, thick rimmed glasses.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2018  Student General Artist
Yeppers!
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MissouriPatriot Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2018
These feminists are the reason the family fell apart and because of that, the high out-of-wedlock birth rates among Hispanics and blacks. Because of that the racial tensions and the rise of the alt-right. BLM and the alt-right are the illegitimate children of feminism.
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Yuli-Ban Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2018  Student Writer
The family fell apart for a variety of reasons actually. In some aspect, due to the nature of the Industrial Revolution, there was no choice but for the nuclear family to fall apart. We don't live in agrarian societies or proto-industrial ones where you can clearly say "Man does this, Woman does that, it shall be this way forevermore". 
And no, it's not going to return to that anytime soon. Or ever. Automation is going to obliterate traditionalism and piss on its ashes, as will transhumanism, and those advocating turning away from it are the ones willing to sacrifice civilization for security.
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I-Am-The-Cold Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Do you have the original meme?
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2018  Student General Artist
Here is that meme I made myself:
The Ugly Tumblr Art Joke Meme by Boschian-Fantasies
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I-Am-The-Cold Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2018  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks.
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Alison8939 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2018  Student Traditional Artist
tumblr is messed up
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2018  Student General Artist
Yes indeed.

Hence the joke meme.
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thormemeson Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
To the gas chamber with the one on the left!
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2018  Student General Artist
Or drop an Atomic bomb on that abomination.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2018  Student General Artist
Oh, I had that planned sometime.

OMG! That sounds like an awesome idea! I love it!
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Spacergirl003 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
In fact, once I'm free, I might do that! Starting as a line art, so the next time I take either another print-making or screen-making class (yes, the latter is its own class), I'll likely make that happen.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2018  Student General Artist
And this, my friends, is why Nintendo is nervous to make another Metroid game.
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