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STFU about Michelle Tanner, or there goes a soul! by Boschian-Fantasies STFU about Michelle Tanner, or there goes a soul! by Boschian-Fantasies
When it comes to sitcom and comedy fanherds, none are as bad as the Full House fanherd. 

According to Full House tards, not only are you not allowed to hate the show for legitimate reasons that make sense, but they also piss and moan about Michelle Tanner not being in the first season of Fuller House.

I kind of wonder, are these fans obsessed with the character Michelle Tanner? Or are they obsessed with her real life actresses Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen? Because there is a big difference between hating an actress/actor, and hating a fictional character they play. I'm with the latter. I actually feel kind of sorry for the Olsen twins. Those poor girls are being forever remembered for playing a demonic, groveling, Mary Sue hell spawn.

I don't get why people like the character Michelle Tanner, or why the others characters worship Michelle and fall in love with her? She is so much like a little girl version of Bella Swan from Twilight, that's it's sickening and horrifying, for all the wrong reasons. Michelle is shallow, vain, egotistical, rude, moronic, whiny and an emotionally manipulative demon child. I mean, we are told by the writers that Michelle is a "good kid", and that we shall root for her, and pity her when things don't go her way. 

Know what I have to say: FUCK NO WRITERS! I'm not falling for this old Mary Sue fanfic trap.

I mean, Michelle made a mediocre TV show into a version of comedy hell by her appearance. I don't know if Fuller House is better or worse, but I'm just sick of fans harassing the Olsen Twins iinto choosing not to play a demonic Mary Sue. Get over it fans. Celebrities have lives of their own too, and it's not their job to bend over and be your bitch. The truth hurts, but it has to be told.
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KurumiDaisys Featured By Owner Apr 10, 2018
And I thought Queen Elsa and Sunset Shimmer are the worst characters, but she’s no better than the both of them. Michelle is nothing more but a jerk sue. 
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HominineBeauty Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I've just recently watched a clip of Full House... It was cornier that I've thought... The cringe level is WAY over 9000... More like INFINITY...

In short, I did not last 6 minutes watching that abomination.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2017  Student General Artist
There is a difference between "So Bad it's good", and cringeworthy, unwatchable, overhyped drivel that is popular for no reason.
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HominineBeauty Featured By Owner Oct 23, 2017  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
True.

An example of So Bad It's Good is The Pod People. Never watched it, it's a shitty version of ET, but it's still better than all of the Twilight movies and still much funnier than The Emoji Movie.
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DaBair Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Actually, a lot of people hate Michelle Tanner.

Many people see Full House as snark bait because it's probably one of the corniest shows ever put on the airwaves.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2016  Student General Artist
Ooooh, I knew a lot of people hated Full House, but I ask myself, why the hell did it last eight seasons to begin with? Let alone had tons of merchandise made on it? 
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AndyofIndiana Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2016  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I basically know Full House for Full House for three things.

1. That show that launched The Olsen Twins' acting careers.
2. That show with an actor that inspired Alanis Morissette to write and perform You Oughta Know.
3. The show that The Nostalgia Critic hates the most (or at least hated the most at one point, I don't know if it still holds that title).

With that in mind, I saw that Full House got revived and I thought it was a desperate attempt on the part of The Olsen Twins to get their acting careers restarted in a "remember when we were relevant?" sort of way.  I later found out that they have been in the fashion business for the last decade or so and since I don't care that much about the fashion industry, I can safely ignore them.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Nov 14, 2016  Student General Artist
Even the Olsen twins want nothing to do with Full House.
Yes, the show is that bad. 
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xLittle-Miss-Horrorx Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
As a Full House fan and a fan of Mary Kate/Ashley Olsen, I can understand why this frustrates you so much.

For me, I just enjoy the show simply for nostalgic feel to it since its something me and my siblings enjoy watching together. I may have to disagree with you on Michelle, but I have no problem with people disliking her. I was a much bigger fan of her sisters, Joey, Jessie, and Kimmie since I can somewhat relate to them more. However, its not the only good show from the 80s I enjoyed.:T

Plus I love Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen growing up and there were a lot of characters I liked their role as than just Michelle Tanner from Full House. It kind of is sad, I remember them playing a lot of roles in shows than just Full House.Heck some of them were better than Full House for me. I really liked the twins for their talent, not just because of one character they played.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2016  Student General Artist
Thanks for being so understanding. There needs to be more level headed fans like you.
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xLittle-Miss-Horrorx Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
Of course :)

I'm sure there are, not every Olsen Twin fan only watches Full House. (Plus I'm aware the show does have flaws with their lessons) 
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SumireJaganshi Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Hobbyist
TBH, I don't blame the Olsen twins for hating Michelle. Least they knew Michelle was a see you next tuesday from the get-go.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Student General Artist
If Michelle was intentionally scary, like Damien from The Omen series, I wouldn't have an issue with her.

But unfortunately, she's suppose to represent the everyday little girl next door. The writers and creators of Full House cannot write a decent story nor character development to save their lives.
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SumireJaganshi Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Hobbyist
If you want a cute child character, look at my fan character Sarnai. :)
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Student General Artist
Or any of the badass adorable Asian schoolgirl characters in fighting games.
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SumireJaganshi Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Hobbyist
I would've liked Full House if it didn't come off as utterly pretentious and Michelle wasn't the most annoying thing since Scrappy Doo.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Student General Artist
Not to mention the reverse psychology storytelling the writers and creators pull off. It's so bad, it's make Twilight's writing look consistent and honest.
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SumireJaganshi Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Hobbyist
We're told Michelle is innocent and a sweet kid, when in reality, she comes off as a manipulative and whiny little brat who makes Mitsunari from SamuWars look kind.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2016  Student General Artist
That's an awesome way to put it.
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