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Joker and Jim Henson rule 34 media by Boschian-Fantasies Joker and Jim Henson rule 34 media by Boschian-Fantasies
I kind of noticed this double standard in the Jim Henson movie fanbase, especially when it comes to those bloody nostalgiatards.

A person makes rule 34 art and fiction based off Jim Henson's Labyrith:
"Ooooh, sexy! I want more!"
"I love Labyrinth! I fap to that film everyday!"
"Mmmm...fanservice!"

A person (such as myself), makes rule 34 art and fiction based off Jim Henson's The Dark Crystal:
"You sick fucking whore! Leave The Dark Crystal alone!"
"That movie was my childhood. How dare you defile my childhood in such a horrific way!"
"The Dark Crystal was so pure and innocent. Why must you rape it in such a perverted nasty way?"

WTF people!

These nostalgiatards put The Dark Crystal on the same level as Barney and Friends, The Oogieloves and Dora the Explorer. Now, if it was rule 34 media on Barney, Dora the Explorer or The Oogieloves, I would probably bat an eye.
But The Dark Crystal is NOT on the same level as those cutesy wootsy shows. The Dark Crystal is a DARK FANTASY, a horror fantasy movie. It is not a cutesy pre-school romp film. Same with Labyrinth. Yet some certain crazy Labyrinth fangirls go on and on and on about their inappropriate sexual fantasies and fap fuel material, no matter what site they go on, INCLUDING sites for the under 18 crowd. I have yet to see Dark Crystal rule 34 artists stoop that low like the Labyrinth fangirls do.

At least people like me have limits to where they post this art and fanfiction. You don't see me going on Amazon or IMDB and posting sexual fantasies about The Dark Crystal or any other favorite movies of mine. I know my limits, some fangirls and fanboys don't. Attack them and not the sane fans who have their limits and can control themselves.

Whew, I had to get that out of my system. See why I left sites like Adult Fan Ficiton? Because of hypocritical wankers like these nostalgiatards.
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shastavampirequeen Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2018  Hobbyist Artist
Most fan fiction on the labrynth is based around the goblin king and/or Sarah but dark crystal is about two adolescent puppets so it would be more creepy to make erotic fanfics on those characters. 
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2018  Student General Artist
Well, isnt Sarah like 15 or 16 years old as well?
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Xarti Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2016  Student General Artist
I thought everything was fair game when it comes to crazies within fandoms, I expected everything to get hit, unless it's some obscure movie, cartoon, video game, book, anime, and manga.

Why do they put TDC on the same level as BaF, TO, and Dora and freaking out when there's Rule 34 of it? Yet, they flap to clopping (My Little Pony Rule 34) and think it's the hottest thing ever.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Apr 5, 2016  Student General Artist
A lot of these people are furry fantards. They fap to cutesy animu furries, but not monster and maiden stuff.
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xLittle-Miss-Horrorx Featured By Owner Edited Mar 24, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
*Reads the whole description of how fantards react and can't help to laugh my ass off right now on how stupid these people are*

Omg XD It's just rule 34 art... Why do people get so butthurt of rule 34 art over childhood shows and kid shows. (Okay, if they drew underage porn, I understand because that shit is nasty )

Not gonna lie, I sometimes like to talk about my sexual fantasies... But that's only on this private NSFW blog I have since that's the only outlet to release my sexual frustration. Not something I really share on public places on DA since I want to keep standards...^^; I don't mind talking about sexual fantasies if its on an adult site or if its in private because human nature has always been perverted. Just as long as they don't post it here where minors could read this. (Because adults can get in big trouble when they expose sexual fantasies to minors)

But really? A baby movie? The Dark Crystal is a gothic fantasy story, how does it classify with Barney and Friends?:stare: Where can I find most of the NSFW art of TDK? (Because I only seen yours, I just find it interesting that even dark films like this can have erotica art) I haven't seen the Labyrinth yet but I know there's porn of it everywhere...:/
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Edited Mar 24, 2016  Professional General Artist
I CAN'T BUT  AGGREE!!!
I have been told I was "sick" just for a silly *and honestly innocent* drawing I made where two skeksis were kinda snuggled up. 
It even is HERE in my gallery, and since it's absolutely harmless I just posted it...HERE, noone complained...yet here at home (sweet?...) home, I was frowned at by those whosaw it... "EW WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DRAW THAT??"
Duh because to my eyes it was worth a drawing!
It's not like I shoved it into anyone's face to focibly look at it though...
And it was just a small, innocent "sorta kiss"
Just imagine if I ever mentioned to those who whined and yucked about it that I might or might not have written certain dark *or smut* parts in my AU skeksis stories where rather much more than that may happen between the characters?
As you say, I simply watch well where I put such things, because I'm aware they're not for everybody...many people would outright want to kill me for exhibiting them anywhere even when I have a style that's non descriptive and rather subtle at *smut* parts.

It's as simple as you put it...

Too many people just can't:

1-Accept *and tollerate* others might be  feeling or thinking differently than they do.

2- They just seem to can't Not see The Dark Crystal as a sweety, cutesy kid's movie (which for me is not, I personally aggree with you: maybe intended for kids, but definitely much more of a dark horror/fantasy than cutesy kid-friendly thing.

3-They can't get WHY or HOW having Jareth around one would "make eyes" to a skeksis instead, so to say. They just can't even. Period. Even when it's said that everyone is entitled to have their own tastes and like whatever they fancy. So most people's logic is inconsistent, as usual.
I really loved Bowie and his music (I really miss him! we lost a very talented guy )...but I love skeksis too. AND find them beautiful in their own way.  That can't be so HARD to get!...yet... :shrug:

I'd humbly advise you to just not bother with them rabid psycho moaners...
You did well to retire your things from the sites where fantards stalked and harrassed you, and move them to sites you find appropriate for sharing them!
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2016  Student General Artist
Well put SkekLa.

I agree with this post so much. I like The Dark Crystal for not being a sweety, cutesy film. 
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Professional General Artist
^^
I'm glad you think so!

I'm not always too good at putting ideas together! :giggle:

But yes indeed: what makes us both (and I can tell you, also many others) love The Dark Crystal is majorly not the said cuteness of gelflings...nor the sweetness of the UrRu...but the hilarious, dark, flamboyant and magnifically whimsical skeksis!
In all their decayed magnificence...
It's not that I hate the rest of the characters, but they frankly never got much of my attention as those dear old monsters have!
THEY are for me the heart and soul of what T.D.C. was aimed at: proving a story could be fantasy, and still be dark, eccentric, strange and alienating!
I FRIKING ADORE the concept of that...
And well...I guess there goes what much of cutesy as it could have had:kick: 
XD
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2016  Student General Artist
I agree. The Skeksis are the most memorable characters in the film.
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SkekLa Featured By Owner Mar 26, 2016  Professional General Artist
Yes Sign 
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SumireJaganshi Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Hobbyist
I've also gotten bashed for doing Rage of Bahamut nsfw stuff, even Ayakashi Ghost Guild nsfw stuff. Yet both apps weren't even made for kids (they were targeted to teens and older to be honest).

Hell, I've also gotten nagged at for doing Rumble Roses nsfw stuff, when Rumble Roses ISN'T FOR FUCKING KIDS. WTF.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Student General Artist
That doesn't make sense for these fans. 

It's liking going to McDonalds, and expecting gourmet fancy food, only to get disappointed that it's fast food.
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SumireJaganshi Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Hobbyist
I've also gotten bashed for doing nsfw stuff on Samurai Warriors when the series wasn't even made for kids (but teen rated actually).

I mean, really guys? You want nsfw stuff on a series that's obscure, then when ya get it, you whine! Ugh...
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Student General Artist
Talk about major whiners. Some people can never be pleased.
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SumireJaganshi Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Hobbyist
It's like buying an expensive car for a spoiled brat, then they turn around and whine that you bought it.

I've also noticed this:

People say nothing about the Skeksi being turned into bishies *FUCKING GAG ME*, but everyone LOSES their shit over Jareth being turned into a monster. WTF?
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2016  Student General Artist
I noticed that too.

Seems like fantards are more bewitched by good looks than the actual character himself/herself.
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lordmep Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Hobbyist Writer
I'm just indifferent to that. If I don't like it, I don't look at it, and that's that.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Student General Artist
Yeah. Why can't there be more fans like you.
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YugiohPonyAvengers Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Student Writer
Speaking of Labyrinth, I don't see what people find sexy about David Bowie's character.

(In Before fangirls attack me)
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SumireJaganshi Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Hobbyist
May Bowie RIP, but I know what you mean. Sure, Jareth looks attractive, but he doesn't act it. Hell, even Bowie wanted nothing to do with the fancows wanting to bed him.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Student General Artist
I like David Bowie and all, but come on. Even he was frightened of the Labyrinth fandom and the fanhag horde wanting him in bed with them. 
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YugiohPonyAvengers Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Student Writer
At least he's dead now, so they won't bother him anymore.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Student General Artist
RIP Bowie. At least I appreciated you for your talent and not your looks, unlike some of the fanherd.
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Ph0enix-Wright Featured By Owner Mar 23, 2016  Hobbyist General Artist
crotch bulge
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