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Epic Lolcow Showdown 01 by Boschian-Fantasies Epic Lolcow Showdown 01 by Boschian-Fantasies
NOTE: This meme is a joke meme...It is not meant to be taken seriously.
Also, this is target at rabid fangirl gamers only, you know, the ones that give sane gamer girls like myself a bad name?
Well, the sane ones can stay. The wackos on the other hand.....

What is more annoying than a "fake girl gamer"?

Simple!

Obsessive FANGIRL GAMERS!

You know, the type who claim to have an imaginary love/family member/BFF from a video game world?
Yeah, that is what we are going to deal with in this three way epic lolcow showdown!

First up, we have StarPrincess801!

Why she is a lolcow: Closeted SJW in denial, Claims to have various video game women as imaginary lesbian lovers "soul bonding mates", lives in a fantasy world, hates on her parents for stupid reasons, talks in game lingo talk, and she is one of the major reasons why TVTropes sucks ass now a days.

Wanna know how he handles critiques and criticism: She goes psycho! And makes threats for crying outloud. Or, she gives everyone the silent treatment.

The few redeeming qualties that she has: She (thankfully) leaves Japan exclusives classics (eg. Seiken Densetsu 3, Bahamut Lagoon, etc.) alone! That, and she doesn't have a dA account.

Super epic downfall: She almost ruined the Final Fantasy series and the Metroid series for everyone. 

Now, on to Sephirothslave

Why she is a lolcow: Claims to meet her imaginary lover, Sephiroth from FFVII, on an astral plane, also hates her family for stupid reasons, gets violent towards her siblings, has lied about her age to post erotic and violent self insert fanfiction online (hint: She was under 18 when sharing these 18+ fanfics to everyone), gives no effort in the hobbies she claims to take interest in, and obviously lived in a fantasy world as well.

Wanna know how he handles critiques and criticism: She gives the silent treatment.

The few redeeming qualties that she has: She seems to have faded into the background, and no longer goes on dA anymore. Also, not an SJW.

Fun fact: Some college major wrote an essay on her, as well as Summoner Yuna, that was unsavory, but true.

Last, and of course, least, we have Summoner Yuna.

Why she is a lolcow: Claims to be Yuna from FFX herself, once believed Sephiroth was real, wanted to start an organized religious cult centered around the Final Fantasy series (Church of Scientology, there is a phone call for you!), gets butthurt over various Final Fantasy females that are not Yuna, claiming that they are out to "steal her boyfriend", and like Sephirothslave, there was a college essay writen on her insanity.

Wanna know how he handles critiques and criticism: Don't know, don't care.

The few redeeming qualties that she has: She does not have a dA account. She's also not an SJW.

The worst part: Now she's moved on to the kaiju eiga fandom (eg. Cloverfield, Godzilla series, etc!) and is out to ruin giant monster films for everyone!



StarPrincess801 vs Sephirothslave vs. Summoner Yuna! Which lulz cows should win the "golden cow pie award"?
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TGrrr89 Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2018
I know this a joke, but... where's Christian (or should I say 'Christine') Weston Chandler?

Although I think it goes without saying that (s)he would probably stomp.
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HominineBeauty Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
"Don't call anybody!" 

Peppersprays GameStop employee
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2018  Student General Artist
Oh, Chris Chan appeared in Epic Death Battles already.

I'm going for some people haven't brought up yet, as well as ones I had a rotten history with.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2018  Student General Artist
That would be an awesome cartoon.
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HominineBeauty Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Oh boy... If Star Princess had a lesbian crush on Charlotte from SD3, I would have Charlotte go CRAAAAZY on that fatass bitch.
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Boschian-Fantasies Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2018  Student General Artist
Thankfully, SP801 never heard of that game.
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HominineBeauty Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2018  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Good.
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