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JI: Dead Girls Don't Eat Cake

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JI: Dead Girls Don't Eat Cake

Exactly one year ago, August 4th meant nothing to the hacker. At worst, it was a call to the summer when his mother turned up missing. With every year that passed, the pain subsided, however, and gave way to a sense of determination that never seemed to falter, not even with his entrapment. But August 4th, now, had come to mean something different, something special, something he had to look forward to on the isle had it not been for the phantom of the culling. ⚜ He was never any good at making food, let alone baking -- a subset that required steadfast loyalty to a recipe lest you wind up with a dense block of gummy flour covered in something vaguely reminiscent of icing. But like dead men told no tales, girls buried six feet under did not eat cake. Bold of you to call this thing a cake, Emmett mused to himself. No matter, he thought. He could have gotten Ren or the resident patissier to make it or, really, just picked something up from the store, but it wouldn’t have carried the
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HELLO. Most people call me Boots. I'm an artist, roleplayer, and college student in that order. Some of my favorite things include OCs, horror movies, and exotic foods.


I spend most days managing my RP group @jabberwock-isle and writing the script to a webcomic I hope to produce very soon, so stay tuned! Enjoy your stay 8D

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RoproductionsStudent Artist

thank you for the support llama

BootsiiHobbyist Digital Artist

Thank you!

RoproductionsStudent Artist

u welcome

themindisrightProfessional General Artist
Thanx for the Llama!
BootsiiHobbyist Digital Artist
you're so welcome!
SlangolatorHobbyist General Artist
Hello, are requests or art-trades open maybe?
BootsiiHobbyist Digital Artist
I don't really do either of those, I'm sorry!