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Except that my joke contest is over. I'm somewhat disappointed in the amount of people who decided to just post a ty4llama comment. Prize goes to the brie joke.

At the moment I'm at 60,380 llamas given and 16,098 llamas received.
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Bonnzai Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Professional Artist
Elmer joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he's allowed to say two words every seven years.
After the first seven years, the elders bring Elmer in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send Elmer away.
Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. Elmer clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away.
Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," Elmer says.
"That's not surprising," the elders say. "You've done nothing but complain since you got here."
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