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DeviantART Birthday Giveaway
Hello everyone. Long time, no giveaway! Today is DeviantART's 18th birthday so I wanted to do something special and host a small giveaway. :aww: There will be three winners.
One deviant will be awarded a 1 month core subscription
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In order to enter, please :+fav: this journal. In order to participate you must be a member of the group and have given more llamas than received. We will be checking!
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Giveaway closes August 9th at 11:59 PM EST. Good luck everyone! :la:
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Except that my joke contest is over. I'm somewhat disappointed in the amount of people who decided to just post a ty4llama comment. Prize goes to the brie joke.

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Bonnzai Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2018  Professional Artist
My wife only calls me handsome on payday when she says, "Hand some over!"
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Bonnzai Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2018  Professional Artist
Have you ever been told to "give more than 100%?" Do the math. Number the letters of the alphabet so A=1 and Z=26. Thus H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K is 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E = 96% while A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E = 100%. But since B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T=103% and A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G=118%, one may conclude with mathematical certainty that, while hard work and knowledge can get you close, and attitude will get you there, it takes bullshit and ass kissing to put you over the top!
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