We're both parade balloons (COLLAB ENTRY)

Eloise: Oomph! Wowie, we're humungous, Bonnie! We'll be the biggest parade balloons out there for sure!

Me: Oooohhh... I sure FEEL like the biggest parade balloon right now...

Eloise: Perfect! Love the attitude, Bonnie! *Ooof* Now it's time for me to practice my shouting to the viewers!!

Me: Uhh... you don't actually have to say anything to the people watching

Eloise: Helllooooo down theeeerrreeee!! Nice view from way up heeeerreeee! Ha ha ha!

Me: Mmff... *Chuckle* I admire how excited you are for 's Thanksgiving day parade, but don't you think you've prepared us a little too early??  

Eloise: Oh, silly Bonnie! It's always a good idea to prepare yourself in advance! Besides, it won't be too long until the day of the parade, right?

Me: The parade isn't for another two weeks

Eloise: ...oh... whoops...

Me: Sigh... you dork. You made this same mistake last year. What am I going to do with you?

Eloise: Aw, don't worry! We could make the most of our time before the parade (Besides, we're stuck like this until after the parade, so it's not like we have a choice anyways)! We can have fun as parade balloons!

Me: How can we possible have fun when we literally can't move? My arms and legs are practically non-existent, all I can do is flap my little hands!

Eloise: *Grunt* Uh oh, I can't move my arms or legs either! But hey, parade balloons don't need arms or legs anyways, right? Ha ha ha ha ha!

Me: Ha ha ha ha, I guess not... you're really enjoying this, huh?

Eloise: Hey, you got to have all the fun in the parade last year, so I want to join in too (Also, stop trying to hide it, I know you secretly like it, he he he)! 

Me: Well, I certainly don't hate this ^v^;

Eloise: Yaaaayyy! Balloon Bonnie!! Plus, I even thought ahead this time, and I inflated us outside of the house so we don't have to squeeze you through the door again!

Me: Smart thinking Eloise, but uh... how are we going to get back to the ground?

Eloise: Wha-?? Wait!! How long have we been floating away for?!

Me: Oh boy... ~v~;

Eloise: Heeeeelllllppp! Down theeeerrrreeee!! We can't get doowwwwwnnnnn!!!

Me: (At least she's getting some good shouting practice. *chuckle*)