Bonnie the Birthday Blob

Me: *BUUURP* Damn Eloise, when did you find time to bake ALL of these cakes for my birthday!?
Eloise: Heh, I had plenty of time on my hands. ^_^ Are you enjoying your gift?
Me: Of course! You're a ba- *BELCH* balloon, and I have all of these cakes to eat! What more can I ask for? Thanks, Eloise!
Eloise: No problem, my chubby bunny!  
Me: Umm... hey, speaking of "chubby bunny," why am I suddenly so fat right now?? I only just finished eating one single cake! o.o
Eloise: Oh yeah, about that... Do you remember those fattening cupcakes you used to make quite some time ago? All of these cakes were made with the same ingredients as the cupcakes!
Me: Ahh, okay. That explains it. *BRAAAP*  
Eloise: Hee hee hee... sorry about that. Those were the only ingredients I could find.
Me: You don't have to be sorry, Eloise. These cakes are amazing! I'm definitely willing to eat every single one! ^^
Eloise: I'm glad you like them, Bon bon. ^_^
Me: Heh, I gonna have to lose a LOT of weight after my birthday is over, huh?
Eloise:  


It's my cake day today. Thanks to all of my watchers for the support.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have some cakes to eat.