self employed by Bogswallop

HOW DID YOU KNOW THE TUNE WOULD PLAY IN MY HEAD?

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/gives you a dollar.

Hahahahaha!
Love'd your ID!

I request a pun.

I knew I smelled something fishy about the fshing lure.

The clock said "My hands are tied!"

The pencil looked sharp in that outfit.

These are very punny.


Well I'm out of bad puns for today.

I found my keys. I was typing with them.

I'll give ya tuppence and a couple of assorted beans for a pun!

My dad would enjoy this...

What? This clown says he's the pun king? I challange you to a pun off good sir! Sit behind that glorified lemonade stand all you like, it's clear you are just STALLing for time.

That much for a pun?

Euro</i.vercharging me, mister.

I love this!!!

that is awesome

I don't... I don't get it... :/

Yes. yes I am.

That little stall looks kinda RICKetty!

Wait, is your name Rick? Damn it.

All I have is a Canadian dollar that I found on the ground. It's yours for a pun. Lets go.

Puns, huh? Alright, let's hear what ya have to say, and it better be terrible as advertised! (*hands ya a dollar*)

Right, here's an imaginary euro, let's hear some.

*slams down £10* Gimmie what'cha got.

Punbelievable.

these puns have better be worth the one cent i pay for each of them

Ahahaha, awesome!

*gives you a dollar*

GIVE ME PUNS