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I'm tired and my exhausted brain thought this was funny so yeah

Reasons I might, in fact be Bruno Mars:

-I am short

-I like Bruno Mars

-I dance in a manner that barely counts as dancing

-I am overtly generous

-I like shiny things

-I am overtly dramatic

Reasons I am, most likely not Bruno Mars:

-I don't like alcohol

-I don't like silk for sheets

-I prefer synthetic clear sapphire to diamond

-I don't know Julio

-I am broke


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