This, as you can see, is a cannibalistic fairy princess. If you, like my stodgy roommate, wish to insist that "She's not a cannibal unless she's eating fairies!" I will respond, how do you know that's not a big fairy attached to that hand?
So nyah! Take that, logic!
I drew this for my sister, who was recently seriously ill.
"You never draw anything for me," she complained.
"Well," I responded, "What do you want me to draw?"
"A fairy princess!" she declared jokingly.
"A fairy princess," I repeated dubiously.
"A *cannibal* fairy princess," she amended.
"Okaaaaaaay," I replied.
"I'm just joking!" she protested defensively.
"You know I'm going to draw it now," I countered.
And lo, so it was.
I'm probably going to color this. I know exactly what she should look like.