Alright, I'm here now to start it up:
*Several years in the future, Lynn Sr., Rita and Lily were chilling in their home, with nothing crazy happening at the moment*
Lynn Sr.: Sure is a peaceful day around here.
Lily: It sure is, dad.
Rita: So far, everything looks pretty good.
Lily: Unless something unexpected happens,
Lynn Sr.: Which is quite often.
Rita *chuckles nervously*: Let's not get ahead of ourselves.
*Lily then got up to go upstairs but when she stepped on the stair her foot went straight through it.*
*She then grabbed the banister and that broke off in her hand.*
*She then felt something crawling on her and saw several white bugs crawling on her hand.*
Lily *jumps up*: WAH!
*She quickly removed the bugs from her arm*
Lily: That's just gross.
Lynn Sr. *looks closer*: Oh no, this isn't good.
Rita: What's wrong, hon?
Lynn Sr.: I think we have termites.
*He showed the fragment of the wood to his wife, showing the termites still munching on them*
Rita *sighs*: I knew this was too good to be true.
*Scene cuts to Lynn Sr., Rita and Lily outside of their home, which was covered by a large tarp, with an exterminator examining the scene*
Lily: How long is this going to last?
Lynn Sr: The exterminator said about a week.
Rita: We need to find a place to stay.
Lily: What about a hotel?
Lynn Sr.: Your mother and I are banned from the major chains. We can’t go to Best Eastern. Because...
*Flash back to when Luan was 14 walking up to some mechanics that were there for a convention who were just soaked with balloons that fell from the ceiling that were filled with vegetable oil.*
Luan: They don’t call you guys greasers for nothing. Get it?
Rita: Then we got banned from Econorooms for...
*Another flashback this time to when Lucy was 8.*
*A maintenance staff member was examining a duct and when he opened it Lucy inadvertently jump scared them.*
Lynn Sr.: And with Blue Roof Lodge...
*One last flashback this time to when Lily was a year old.*
*The hotel manager picked up the phone at the front desk but ducked. Because a second later a dirty diaper hit the wall right where his head would have been.*
Lily: *offscreen* Poo Poo!