I call myself the Unique Enigma.
Folks have called me unique, in that I am not like most other guys, which is true, I don't have a one-track mind like them.
Folks have also called me an enigma, which is also true. I'm so much of an enigma, even I don't know who I am fully!
One friend told me it's awesome I'm an enigma rather than a mystery, coz guys who call themselves mysterious are really buttholes, for want of a better word.