Shop Forum More Submit  Join Login
Day 03 - A class you're awful at playing?

Aha oh wow. Lol. Where to start.

First of all, anything that has to do with primarily MEELEE bullshit and I suck dick (guess what that means; warrior and paladin). Truly, I am not a good tank, even when the class is designed to be a tank, and am much better suited to heavy dmg or DPS (Damage Per Second). And though I'm simply marvelous when it comes to ranged attacks, there are some classes that do deal in ranged damage that I simply SUCK at.

Mage: Seriously, I am completely freaking terrible at this. A class similar (not in lore, no no no not at all in lore) to warlocks with their attacks but lacking a tank, dps, or both companion makes this class SUPER vulnerable. I am in no way "skilled" enough to play a mage without finding myself gawking at the spirit lady 5 times per level, levels 0-10. I cant imagine how often I'd bite the dust solo questing as a mage in outland or anywhere else on the planet. Though they are a ranged class, I utterly suck at it because their armor is so weak. And with the latest patch they nerfed the only spec I'd ever probably go in, Fire, sooooo yeah, probably wont try my hand at a mage again any time soon w/o a guild or tank friend nearby. Maybe when I learn some new skillz and get more experience (aka get a level 85 best friend to walk around with me instead of doing dailies) I'll take a crack at a mage again. Just...no.

Priest: "OMFG I DIDNT SEE YOUR HEALTH WAS SO LOW IM SORRY I WAS FIGHTING OMG OMG!!!" or "Omg I just died. I cant deal damage with the quest." or "HOLY FUK FUK FUK FUK FUK WHY ERRBODY TRY TO KEEL ME I AGGROO E'RRBODY WHY?!" or "Sorry, nub healer hur." = funtiems. Also = why I'm not a priest. at all. ever.

I'd probably suck at shamans just like I do with priests, and rouges as well...pretty much everything except a huntard and a whorelock (if I ever ventured outside of my safe bubble). But tell you what, me + those classes = ur a dead mother fucker. Because yeah, I dont normally toot my own horn but I'm a fucking badass son of a motherless ogre in those two classes.

Mainly because I have a tank taking my damage- SHUTUP. >:I

But damn, being a mage would be so cool because of reasons.
i263.photobucket.com/albums/ii…

Although, being this image.blizzgame.ru/assets/Gall… is the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best the best.
  • Reading: A sonic cup
  • Eating: glitter
  • Drinking: COCA COLA AGAIN damnit
Add a Comment:
 
:iconirrie:
irrie Featured By Owner Feb 1, 2012  Student Filmographer
Oh my gosh :XD: I swear....any class is not my forte....
My main is a hunter. Well, was...and I failed miserably. I have a mage who is okay but I'm not okay. I think warriors are fun as hell but I can't do any sort of pvp or dungeons with them because i is dead. Whenever I've tried priests, shamans, rogues, locks, or paladins I've failed miserably.
Really the only thing I'm any good at is DK tanking (which is like something anything can do) and healing with my druid. She's a total bamf at healing. Although anything else sends me to the spirit healer, ha :'D
SO, me = can relate!!
Reply
:iconblueflyer:
BlueFlyer Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Ahahaha, lol! And it really doesn't help when you get settled into a class and they totally nerf the class with the next patch/expansion. I didn't play DKs pre-cata, but I have heard that DKs were able to easily take on mobs of 80s at very low levels without much help. Maybe those were experienced players bragging/lying on the internet- but after reading the patch notes I did notice they TOTALLY stripped some of the DK's power. Seeing as everyone is only allowed one DK per server, I dont understand the craziness with "YOU CANT TANK AND DEAL HUGE DAMAGE -AT THE SAME TIME!!!!!!!!!-" and all of that garbage.

Why not, I say? It's a HERO CLASS. Plus I like my Unholy DK dealing out the damage like it's nothing, and taking a beating at the same time. Also, Blood = pretty powerful gotta admit.

Hunter is a great class. I love getting a 'tenacity' (aka tank) pet and just "kiting" the bad guys.

My MM hunter "spell" rotation: Hunter's Mark> Concussion shot> Aimed Shot> Arcane Shot x2/3> Not enough focus> Steady Shot> Serpent Sting> Steady shot> Arcane shot till dead.

Clearly I'm an experienced noob. I cannot WAIT for Chimera Shot. Never leveled a hunter up high enough before to get the attack. THAT WILL SOON CHANGE! *Looking at her undead hunter, clearly insane.*

What races have you been trying on Horde? And who's your favie class on Alliance? I assume a pretty Drae Drae (since you mentioned her in your other reply)? <3
Reply
:iconirrie:
irrie Featured By Owner Feb 4, 2012  Student Filmographer
I was never really into death knights but I've been recently making myself play mine and she is just neverending fun :XD: Blood is insanely amazing.

I'll have to study that rotation a bit and reorganize my spellbar to try it out, thanks!

On Horde most of my characters are blood elves, but I looove Tauren as well. My main is my DK but I have pretty much all classes on there sitting unplayed, hah. My friend leveled my pally to 20ish but every time I go to play it I die and I end up just sitting there laughing at myself for hours.

On Alliance I have a shitload of characters :XD: It was all I played for a good while. Favourite races are Draenei and Night Elf by far but I think I have at least one of each race minus dwarves because they're fugly :lol: My 'main' is my Drae hunter, but I also have a Nelf druid who is around level 70 if I remember correctly. And I think my mage is around 40..the others are 20ish haha. I've been to caught up with my Hordies! <3
Reply
:iconfirefeet:
Firefeet Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012
LOL THERE ARE NO GOOD PRIESTS, TAKE IT FROM ME - THAT'S PRETTY MUCH WHAT THE WHOLE GAME IS LIKE BEING A PRIEST

"FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUcK fucK wHAT ARE YOU DOING OMGGG"

"WHERE ARE THE TAAAAANKKKSSSS"

"SOMEONE SAVE ME"

"fuck."

Mages are pretty difficult, srsly.

And you know what, you loser, I bet if you TRIED some melee class you'd do well, I mean look at how well you do with Bara! LOSER. THATS HEAVY MELEE, TANK SHIT RIGHT THERE.
Reply
:iconblueflyer:
BlueFlyer Featured By Owner Jan 31, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
BARATHROM IS A HERO CLASS.

A HERO CLASS.

No one can be a shit tanker as a DK. Not even me. Just sayin'

Also *purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs* Vai'krummmmmm
Reply
Add a Comment:
 
×

:iconblueflyer: More from BlueFlyer


More from DeviantArt



Details

Submitted on
January 31, 2012
Link
Thumb

Stats

Views
2,761
Favourites
0
Comments
5