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ProMonarchyGenius's avatar
My sister said angrily 'Well, I don't mind that Zelda having a weapon of her own, but her getting possessed by Ganondorf is not what I have in mind! That 'Puppet Zelda' seems pretty fucking lame and weak, too! A weapon like this is kind of even cheating for a still-possessed victim who can attack only by biting, scratching and purposely puking and sometimes picking an large broken sharp piece of stone or glass! Why would Puppet Zelda need this sword when she could have transformed her bare hands into iron sharp claws and her teeth into crooked rotten jagged fangs with two tusks on her lower canine? Why would she ever need this thing when she could grew eight long strong bony blade-like spikes from her body; two from her forearms, two from her shoulders and four from her back? Why would she even need a sword as thin/puny as this when she could have puking the bigger sword from her own mouth because was inside her next to Ganondorf after all? And goddamn it! Why would she need casting magic spells of majestic golden light by praying when she could casts those of slimy black acid by vomiting them also from her own mouth? Honestly, Puppet Zelda doesn't need high sense of serene beauty/regal elegance when she rightfully deserve to have a heavy load of crude ugliness matches psychotic ferocity!' 
Yep, my sister is some sort of a 'dick' whose own drawings based on her hatred have always portrayed Puppet Zelda as an hideous ghoul in filthy rags (rather than a beautiful maiden in shiny riches) in order oppose to Normal Zelda, she does not share a same enthusiasm with anyone including those who uses DeviantArt and Youtube unless they only loved Normal Zelda as much as she does. She is sad and angry by the fact the fans and those from First4Figures have shamelessly irritating her so much that she called them 'pussies' because they liked Puppet Zelda being looked the entirely same (and wielding the same weapon) as Normal Zelda in the way she is since first introduced in "Twilight Princess" my sister played, from fan art to cosplay! And since it came in 2006, my sister called all the people who are involved work in Nintendo 'assholes' because they are responsible for creating and featuring Puppet Zelda onto "Twilight Princess" in the first place. 
BTW, if you don't understand an thing about 'dicks, pussies and assholes' really meant, please go watch "Team America World Police" as any means necessary.
torerik's avatar
It kinda looks more like a rapier than a long sword.
DarthGoldstar710's avatar
Cool! :D

Zelda has that sword in my fanfic. :)
BLUEamnesiac's avatar
I hope she puts it to good use. :D
DarthGoldstar710's avatar
Yeah. :D

Can I use this pic of the Royal Sword as reference to what weapons and tools the characters in my fanfic have? :)
PB-Schiller's avatar
yeah don't worry about it man :D
ProMonarchyGenius's avatar
My sister said angrily 'Well, I don't mind that Zelda having a weapon of her own, but her getting possessed by Ganondorf is not what I have in mind! That 'Puppet Zelda' seems pretty fucking lame and weak, too! A weapon like this is kind of even cheating for a still-possessed victim who can attack only by biting, scratching and purposely puking and sometimes picking an large broken sharp piece of stone or glass! Why would Puppet Zelda need this sword when she could have transformed her bare hands into iron sharp claws and her teeth into crooked rotten jagged fangs with two tusks on her lower canine? Why would she ever need this thing when she could grew eight long strong bony blade-like spikes from her body; two from her forearms, two from her shoulders and four from her back? Why would she even need a sword as thin/puny as this when she could have puking the bigger sword from her own mouth because was inside her next to Ganondorf after all? And goddamn it! Why would she need casting magic spells of majestic golden light by praying when she could casts those of slimy black acid by vomiting them also from her own mouth? Honestly, Puppet Zelda doesn't need high sense of serene beauty/regal elegance when she rightfully deserve to have a heavy load of crude ugliness matches psychotic ferocity!' 
Yep, my sister is some sort of a 'dick' whose own drawings based on her hatred have always portrayed Puppet Zelda as an hideous ghoul in filthy rags (rather than a beautiful maiden in shiny riches) in order oppose to Normal Zelda, she does not share a same enthusiasm with anyone including those who uses DeviantArt and Youtube unless they only loved Normal Zelda as much as she does. She is sad and angry by the fact the fans and those from First4Figures have shamelessly irritating her so much that she called them 'pussies' because they liked Puppet Zelda being looked the entirely same (and wielding the same weapon) as Normal Zelda in the way she is since first introduced in "Twilight Princess" my sister played, from fan art to cosplay! And since it came in 2006, my sister called all the people who are involved work in Nintendo 'assholes' because they are responsible for creating and featuring Puppet Zelda onto "Twilight Princess" in the first place. 
BTW, if you don't understand an thing about 'dicks, pussies and assholes' really meant, please go watch "Team America World Police" as any means necessary.
ProtronRazoron's avatar
This is her favorite weapon.
ProMonarchyGenius's avatar
My sister said angrily 'Well, I don't mind that Zelda having a weapon of her own, but her getting possessed by Ganondorf is not what I have in mind! That 'Puppet Zelda' seems pretty fucking lame and weak, too! A weapon like this is kind of even cheating for a still-possessed victim who can attack only by biting, scratching and purposely puking and sometimes picking an large broken sharp piece of stone or glass! Why would Puppet Zelda need this sword when she could have transformed her bare hands into iron sharp claws and her teeth into crooked rotten jagged fangs with two tusks on her lower canine? Why would she ever need this thing when she could grew eight long strong bony blade-like spikes from her body; two from her forearms, two from her shoulders and four from her back? Why would she even need a sword as thin/puny as this when she could have puking the bigger sword from her own mouth because was inside her next to Ganondorf after all? And goddamn it! Why would she need casting magic spells of majestic golden light by praying when she could casts those of slimy black acid by vomiting them also from her own mouth? Honestly, Puppet Zelda doesn't need high sense of serene beauty/regal elegance when she rightfully deserve to have a heavy load of crude ugliness matches psychotic ferocity!' 
Yep, my sister is some sort of a 'dick' whose own drawings based on her hatred have always portrayed Puppet Zelda as an hideous ghoul in filthy rags (rather than a beautiful maiden in shiny riches) in order oppose to Normal Zelda, she does not share a same enthusiasm with anyone including those who uses DeviantArt and Youtube unless they only loved Normal Zelda as much as she does. She is sad and angry by the fact the fans and those from First4Figures have shamelessly irritating her so much that she called them 'pussies' because they liked Puppet Zelda being looked the entirely same (and wielding the same weapon) as Normal Zelda in the way she is since first introduced in "Twilight Princess" my sister played, from fan art to cosplay! And since it came in 2006, my sister called all the people who are involved work in Nintendo 'assholes' because they are responsible for creating and featuring Puppet Zelda onto "Twilight Princess" in the first place. 
BTW, if you don't understand an thing about 'dicks, pussies and assholes' really meant, please go watch "Team America World Police" as any means necessary.
ProtronRazoron's avatar
Heh keep up making an extremely awepic weapon of the LOZ.
twilight-ann's avatar
Yay! Thank you very
much! :heart:
BLUEamnesiac's avatar
Tounushi's avatar
Guessing this is used in knighting ceremonies and such, or perhaps it's one of the crown jewels (like Joyeuse).
ProMonarchyGenius's avatar
My sister always say that there is no way a self-respected Deadite could possibly wielding a weapon like this and there is no way that even Beetlejuice could ever make that rich brat Clare to fight with this thing!
BLUEamnesiac's avatar
Both sound likely. Especially since Link is of a knight lineage.
AirSharkSquad's avatar
Awesome!

Sent from my laptop
BLUEamnesiac's avatar
You have a laptop now? :highfive:
ProMonarchyGenius's avatar
My sister said angrily 'Well, I don't mind that Zelda having a weapon of her own, but her getting possessed by Ganondorf is not what I have in mind! That 'Puppet Zelda' seems pretty fucking lame and weak, too! A weapon like this is kind of even cheating for a still-possessed victim who can attack only by biting, scratching and purposely puking and sometimes picking an large broken sharp piece of stone or glass! Why would Puppet Zelda need this sword when she could have transformed her bare hands into iron sharp claws and her teeth into crooked rotten jagged fangs with two tusks on her lower canine? Why would she ever need this thing when she could grew eight long strong bony blade-like spikes from her body; two from her forearms, two from her shoulders and four from her back? Why would she even need a sword as thin/puny as this when she could have puking the bigger sword from her own mouth because was inside her next to Ganondorf after all? And goddamn it! Why would she need casting magic spells of majestic golden light by praying when she could casts those of slimy black acid by vomiting them also from her own mouth? Honestly, Puppet Zelda doesn't need high sense of serene beauty/regal elegance when she rightfully deserve to have a heavy load of crude ugliness matches psychotic ferocity!' 
Yep, my sister is some sort of a 'dick' whose own drawings based on her hatred have always portrayed Puppet Zelda as an hideous ghoul in filthy rags (rather than a beautiful maiden in shiny riches) in order oppose to Normal Zelda, she does not share a same enthusiasm with anyone including those who uses DeviantArt and Youtube unless they only loved Normal Zelda as much as she does. She is sad and angry by the fact the fans and those from First4Figures have shamelessly irritating her so much that she called them 'pussies' because they liked Puppet Zelda being looked the entirely same (and wielding the same weapon) as Normal Zelda in the way she is since first introduced in "Twilight Princess" my sister played, from fan art to cosplay! And since it came in 2006, my sister called all the people who are involved work in Nintendo 'assholes' because they are responsible for creating and featuring Puppet Zelda onto "Twilight Princess" in the first place. 
BTW, if you don't understand an thing about 'dicks, pussies and assholes' really meant, please go watch "Team America World Police" as any means necessary.
shad0w8's avatar
Exquisite
suits zelda perfect O_o
ProMonarchyGenius's avatar
Barely, because TP!Zelda never got a chance to wield to thing through her own willpower, in fact she wields it only when she's possessed, talk about 'they wasted a perfectly good character' on such a 'perfectly pointless sleazy plot'. You know sometimes it makes my sister realize that first of all TP!Zelda was never even been trained with a sword to begin with and she just carries it around only for show-off, and secondly it should be called 'Ganon's Puppet Sword' because anyone--does not matter if they're fat or thin, very old or very young, male or female, rich or poor, skilled or unskilled, strong or weak--gets possessed by Ganondorf would ended up equipped with this thing as well as the triangle field and energy-ball, and prior to the release "Hyrule Warrior" game my sister expect that the witch Cia be the one who wields the same sword and casts the same triangle field and the same energy-ball when Ganondorf possesses her, just as TP!Zelda was.
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