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Zum Frühstück gab's 'nen guten Kaffee Meistens Trinkst du ihn mit Milch Aber manchmal auch mit zwei Stück Zucker Dazu gab es noch ein Toast mit Butter Du weißt auch schon was es zum Mittag gibt Mal was deftiges das tut der Seele gut Aber welche Soße weißt du jetzt noch nicht Ja, erzähl mir bitte alles über dein Gericht! Oh und heute Abend da kochst du mal selbst 'Ne eigene Kreation, wie interessant Du hast sie aus 'ner Zeitung ausgeschnitten Es sind nicht gerade, nein, gedrehte Fritten Ficken, Fressen Fernsehen gucken Ich weiß nicht ob ich dich bedauern oder hassen soll Ambitionslos und verbl&#

Not Very Helpful Song

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Not Very Helpful Song

You might be feeling down You might have a sad frown But I cannot see that Because I'm out of town I feel happy right now my life it is just great And I really don't care about your terrible fate But this song is for you And if you're feeling like poo Don't worry my friend I'm feeling better than you (2x) Simply be happy like me and start enjoying your life But no, you have to be a tard And play alone with your knife I'm happy and you're not I don't care if this helps or makes you rot It's all about I'm happy and you're not (2x) It's not that I don't give a fuck It's that I think you suck Because I'm fortunate And you're shit out of luc

Ich bin ein Nazi

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Ich bin ein Nazi

Ich bin so stark Ich bin ein Nazi Ich bin ein Nazi Mein Vater war genau wie ich Auch nicht g'rad ein helles Licht Ich bin ein Nazi Mein Opa hat im Krieg gedient Drum hab ich mir Hartz IV verdient Ich bin ein Nazi Meine Mutter kann ich nie was fragen Mein Vater muss die immer schlagen Ich bin so stark Ich bin ein Nazi Was ich nicht versteh das hau ich um Versteh'n tu ich nicht viel Denn ich bin dumm Ich bin ein Nazi Recht reimt sich nun mal auf Rechts Und wer reimt hat immer Recht Ich bin ein Nazi Und dieser Staat gehört ganz mir Darauf trink ich noch'n Morgen-Bier Ich bin ein Nazi Zu Ausländern bin ich gemein Denn mein Penis

Funny Fat People

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Funny Fat People

(Respit sits at the news desk and talks into the camera) Hey there and welcome to Respit explains the world! Today I want to tell you why it's toxic when fat people pretend to be, or actually are, genuinely retarded and go on like that in order to gain popularity from it. You see, if someone who is fat makes a video or a TV appearance in which he/she acts retarded or "crazy" most people don't give a fuck and watch something else or they haven't watched the crap in the first place, because they have better things to do with their life. But then you have all these retarded people, who think it's real. They have to spread this stuff all over

Wristwatch

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Wristwatch

Today Mr. R. bought a new wristwatch. It took him a while, since there was a vast amount of watches to choose from, but in the end he was very satisfied with his pick. After Mr. R. threw his old watch into the trash can, he couldn't help to think about it. The old watch served him for over thirty years. Every day its hands moved in circles for him. Every day its hands showed him what time it was. Sometimes it broke or became slow, then he turned it in for repair. After some hours the problem was solved and the watch was able to fulfill its purpose again. The only thing that changed over the years was its wristband. It gave his watch some ki

Bloody Special

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Bloody Special

I see one day you'll break through and be very successful It only looks like you're decaying into part of this cesspool I see women don't love you because they're all shallow whores Just compensate your lack of empathy with even more force I see you're gonna work out later when you got more time So it's okay for now and the past years to feast like a swine I see you're saving everyone from their wrong sexuality Build yourself a prison to better envy those that are free If you lie to yourself, who are you trying to fool? Just build up your bloody bubble of delusion So you don't have to bear that pain and confusion -- Everything is alrig
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Zum Frühstück gab's 'nen guten Kaffee Meistens Trinkst du ihn mit Milch Aber manchmal auch mit zwei Stück Zucker Dazu gab es noch ein Toast mit Butter Du weißt auch schon was es zum Mittag gibt Mal was deftiges das tut der Seele gut Aber welche Soße weißt du jetzt noch nicht Ja, erzähl mir bitte alles über dein Gericht! Oh und heute Abend da kochst du mal selbst 'Ne eigene Kreation, wie interessant Du hast sie aus 'ner Zeitung ausgeschnitten Es sind nicht gerade, nein, gedrehte Fritten Ficken, Fressen Fernsehen gucken Ich weiß nicht ob ich dich bedauern oder hassen soll Ambitionslos und verbl&#

Not Very Helpful Song

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Not Very Helpful Song

You might be feeling down You might have a sad frown But I cannot see that Because I'm out of town I feel happy right now my life it is just great And I really don't care about your terrible fate But this song is for you And if you're feeling like poo Don't worry my friend I'm feeling better than you (2x) Simply be happy like me and start enjoying your life But no, you have to be a tard And play alone with your knife I'm happy and you're not I don't care if this helps or makes you rot It's all about I'm happy and you're not (2x) It's not that I don't give a fuck It's that I think you suck Because I'm fortunate And you're shit out of luc

Ich bin ein Nazi

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Ich bin ein Nazi

Ich bin so stark Ich bin ein Nazi Ich bin ein Nazi Mein Vater war genau wie ich Auch nicht g'rad ein helles Licht Ich bin ein Nazi Mein Opa hat im Krieg gedient Drum hab ich mir Hartz IV verdient Ich bin ein Nazi Meine Mutter kann ich nie was fragen Mein Vater muss die immer schlagen Ich bin so stark Ich bin ein Nazi Was ich nicht versteh das hau ich um Versteh'n tu ich nicht viel Denn ich bin dumm Ich bin ein Nazi Recht reimt sich nun mal auf Rechts Und wer reimt hat immer Recht Ich bin ein Nazi Und dieser Staat gehört ganz mir Darauf trink ich noch'n Morgen-Bier Ich bin ein Nazi Zu Ausländern bin ich gemein Denn mein Penis

Funny Fat People

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Funny Fat People

(Respit sits at the news desk and talks into the camera) Hey there and welcome to Respit explains the world! Today I want to tell you why it's toxic when fat people pretend to be, or actually are, genuinely retarded and go on like that in order to gain popularity from it. You see, if someone who is fat makes a video or a TV appearance in which he/she acts retarded or "crazy" most people don't give a fuck and watch something else or they haven't watched the crap in the first place, because they have better things to do with their life. But then you have all these retarded people, who think it's real. They have to spread this stuff all over

Wristwatch

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Wristwatch

Today Mr. R. bought a new wristwatch. It took him a while, since there was a vast amount of watches to choose from, but in the end he was very satisfied with his pick. After Mr. R. threw his old watch into the trash can, he couldn't help to think about it. The old watch served him for over thirty years. Every day its hands moved in circles for him. Every day its hands showed him what time it was. Sometimes it broke or became slow, then he turned it in for repair. After some hours the problem was solved and the watch was able to fulfill its purpose again. The only thing that changed over the years was its wristband. It gave his watch some ki

Bloody Special

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Bloody Special

I see one day you'll break through and be very successful It only looks like you're decaying into part of this cesspool I see women don't love you because they're all shallow whores Just compensate your lack of empathy with even more force I see you're gonna work out later when you got more time So it's okay for now and the past years to feast like a swine I see you're saving everyone from their wrong sexuality Build yourself a prison to better envy those that are free If you lie to yourself, who are you trying to fool? Just build up your bloody bubble of delusion So you don't have to bear that pain and confusion -- Everything is alrig

Funny Fat People

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Funny Fat People

(Respit sits at the news desk and talks into the camera) Hey there and welcome to Respit explains the world! Today I want to tell you why it's toxic when fat people pretend to be, or actually are, genuinely retarded and go on like that in order to gain popularity from it. You see, if someone who is fat makes a video or a TV appearance in which he/she acts retarded or "crazy" most people don't give a fuck and watch something else or they haven't watched the crap in the first place, because they have better things to do with their life. But then you have all these retarded people, who think it's real. They have to spread this stuff all over

Funny Fat People

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Funny Fat People

(Respit sits at the news desk and talks into the camera) Hey there and welcome to Respit explains the world! Today I want to tell you why it's toxic when fat people pretend to be, or actually are, genuinely retarded and go on like that in order to gain popularity from it. You see, if someone who is fat makes a video or a TV appearance in which he/she acts retarded or "crazy" most people don't give a fuck and watch something else or they haven't watched the crap in the first place, because they have better things to do with their life. But then you have all these retarded people, who think it's real. They have to spread this stuff all over

Bloody Special

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Bloody Special

I see one day you'll break through and be very successful It only looks like you're decaying into part of this cesspool I see women don't love you because they're all shallow whores Just compensate your lack of empathy with even more force I see you're gonna work out later when you got more time So it's okay for now and the past years to feast like a swine I see you're saving everyone from their wrong sexuality Build yourself a prison to better envy those that are free If you lie to yourself, who are you trying to fool? Just build up your bloody bubble of delusion So you don't have to bear that pain and confusion -- Everything is alrig

Suicide Sucks!

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Suicide Sucks!

Sometimes life seems so pointless Your whole existence meaningless As if no one would care when you are gone. You feel completely worthless. You see no way out. All you can think of is ending it all... But don't do it! Why? Because suicide sucks! Sure, your life is totally pointless and you are a worthles weak-minded drop of pus that can't cope with anything. How will you ever be able to deal with real problems later in live, when you can't even get over a bloody romance which most likely was only one sided the whole time anyways. Sure, you will never overcome your messed up genetical predispositions and the boundaries of the social syst

BPC: Windy Water

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BPC: Windy Water

Setting: Ilfana is filmed standing in front of a screen that is showing random pictures of half naked women, cute kittens, smiling children, trite proverbs and quotes, food and flashy colors, while she is holding a plastic bottle filled with water. Respit, Solira and Lanadriel stand behind the camera and are not visible. (For pictures and character overview click the thumbnails in the author's description.) Ilfana: (starts her routine: she speaks cheerful into the camera, plays around with the bottle, gestures wild and overacts) Aren't you just sick of regular mineral water? Don't you think it's time for something new? Don't you think it's t

Trunky The Tree The Terrifying Truth

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Trunky The Tree The Terrifying Truth

Mike the Moderator: Good Evening and welcome to another Episode of: Demons of the Modern Times Today we reveal the terrifying truth about Trunky the Tree in: Trunky the Tree the Terrifying Truth We all know that demons can hide everywhere and have many forms. They don't have to be some gigantic bloodsucking monsters with horns and supernatural powers only the elite forces of the Neo Order can protect us from. No sometimes they take simple, almost harmless forms. Forms like a street lantern or maybe like a tree? And is that really what they represent? If you add some simple lines, like this. What does Trunky look like? Exactly like a...

Trunky The Tree

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Trunky The Tree

All kids love Trunky, Trunky the wonderful tree Sturdy like steel His friendship is real All kids love Trunky, Trunky the wonderful tree He's never grim There's no one like he Trunky the tree Come play with me. Today's episode: The Bank Robber Bank robber: Hohoho I robbed all the money from the town bank! Now I'm going to hide in the woods! No one will ever find me there! Woman: Oh no! The bank robber has robbed the bank and is now hiding in the woods no one will ever find him there! Billy: Don't worry Miss my best friend Trunky will handle this! Am I right, Trunky? Trunky: … Billy: You are right, Trunky! There's no time for t

BPC: Feel Good About Yourself Days

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BPC: Feel Good About Yourself Days

Setting: (Ilfana, Respit, Lanadriel and Solira are sitting at the news-desk, for pictures and character overview click the thumbnails in the author's description. The desk is smeared with blood and has clusters of purple and many colored craftglitter scattered over it.) Ilfana: Hey humans welcome to Tim and Dorothy's aquatic adventures! Respit: You know what? I think I leave right now... Solira: Shut up and sit down! Ilfana: Today I want to talk with you about a really really awesome invention you humans found! The feel-good-about-yourself days! Now you cozly say feel-good-about-yourself days? Never ever heard of such a thing like that. A

BPC: Smoker Pride

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BPC: Smoker Pride

Setting: (Ilfana, Respit, Lanadriel and Solira are sitting at the news-desk, for pictures and character overview click the thumbnails in the author's description. The desk is smeared with blood and has clusters of purple and many colored craftglitter scattered over it.) Ilfana: Hey, humans welcome to the BPC! Respit: I thought we just said Blood-TV ... Ilfana: Yup, and I don give a bite. Respit: (groans) Ilfana: Today I stooped to talk to you again to enforce my will up- Respit: (punches in Ilfana's side) Ilfana: I cozly  mean to “help” you! There are a lot of humans who have good reason to be proud these days like rainbows

Dream Destroyer

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Dream Destroyer

Be yourself! Never give up! If you really want it you will make you dreams come true! Aren't you just sick of these empty phrases? You were yourself! You never gave up! You really wanted to make your dreams come true! But what are you now? What became of your dreams? Nothing? Well than it's time to destroy your dreams and make them reality! We at Dream Destroyer will help you to finally set sails in the direction you want! And what's even better it's free and for everyone! It doesn't matter who you are, where you come from or how skilled and talented you are! If you dream strong If you are ready to give everything Dream Destroyer wil

P-Comfort

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P-Comfort

Last year me and my friends went to Japan. And I must say I love Japan. The food is just awesome. You get no better sushi than you get in Japan, I tell you. But then I tried to find a proper beauty salon. You know how important it is for a woman to always look gorgeous. Then, after I made my way through a jungle of gibberish and finally found one, imagine what happened? I was rejected any service! Can you imagine that? I was so shocked! And non of them was speaking English I felt like back in stone age or something. I mean hello? Globalization? You heard about that? How about getting off your island sometimes for a change! I had no idea w

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  • July 25, 1983
  • Germany
  • Deviant for 8 years
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This is a project run.

Besides procastinating my story I'm also submitting skits, songs short stories and other stuff that has to do (or often doesn't have) with my story project.

Bloody Mess - VaoT features:

Ilfana Bloodpie--Respit Pieblade----Lanadriel Holypie----Solira Bloodfist
Ilfana Bloodpie (Day) by BloodyMess-VaoT Respit Pieblade by BloodyMess-VaoT Lanadriel Holypie by BloodyMess-VaoT Solira Bloodfist by BloodyMess-VaoT
Ilfana Bloodpie (Night) by BloodyMess-VaoT

Their epic story is told in a series of novels, or it will be one day. I'm still working on the first book :<

First draft:
Word count: 26k

Illustrations by SickJoe :iconsickjoe: and Dualmask :icondualmask: Logo by WelkyndStone :iconwelkyndstone:.


Although I'm appreciating and reading every single fav and constructive and/or positive comment, I won't answer anymore if the answer would be something generic like "Thank you!" or "You're welcome"

Favourite TV Shows
WataMote, Death Note, Soul Eater, Shiki, Stromberg, WKYK, South Park, Monty Python Stuff
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Mindless Self Indulgence, Psyclon Nine, Nashimoto-P, Ramstein, Genitorturers, Korn, Angelspit, System of a Down, OOMPH!, Stephen Lynch, Alligatoah, Disko Warp, Prodigy, Evanescence
Favourite Writers
Myself, Terry Pratchett
Favourite Games
Vampire: The Masquerade- Bloodlines, Ace Attorney Series, Monkey Island Series
Other Interests
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Hi there! I am Raquel Gamble. I’m writing a book called Sunny and Moony! It’s this little story about the relationship between a sun bunny and moon bunny and the experiences they share together as they evade the dangers of their world. 

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um, hello. I was wondering if u were interested in joining my group omi-artists. it a general art group meaning it accepts EVERYTHING. omiartists.deviantart.com/

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Thank you for the watch and Llama! :)
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Danke für das Lama :)