Zum Frühstück gab's 'nen guten Kaffee Meistens Trinkst du ihn mit Milch Aber manchmal auch mit zwei Stück Zucker Dazu gab es noch ein Toast mit Butter Du weißt auch schon was es zum Mittag gibt Mal was deftiges das tut der Seele gut Aber welche Soße weißt du jetzt noch nicht Ja, erzähl mir bitte alles über dein Gericht! Oh und heute Abend da kochst du mal selbst 'Ne eigene Kreation, wie interessant Du hast sie aus 'ner Zeitung ausgeschnitten Es sind nicht gerade, nein, gedrehte Fritten Ficken, Fressen Fernsehen gucken Ich weiß nicht ob ich dich bedauern oder hassen soll Ambitionslos und verbl&#

You might be feeling down You might have a sad frown But I cannot see that Because I'm out of town I feel happy right now my life it is just great And I really don't care about your terrible fate But this song is for you And if you're feeling like poo Don't worry my friend I'm feeling better than you (2x) Simply be happy like me and start enjoying your life But no, you have to be a tard And play alone with your knife I'm happy and you're not I don't care if this helps or makes you rot It's all about I'm happy and you're not (2x) It's not that I don't give a fuck It's that I think you suck Because I'm fortunate And you're shit out of luc

Ich bin so stark Ich bin ein Nazi Ich bin ein Nazi Mein Vater war genau wie ich Auch nicht g'rad ein helles Licht Ich bin ein Nazi Mein Opa hat im Krieg gedient Drum hab ich mir Hartz IV verdient Ich bin ein Nazi Meine Mutter kann ich nie was fragen Mein Vater muss die immer schlagen Ich bin so stark Ich bin ein Nazi Was ich nicht versteh das hau ich um Versteh'n tu ich nicht viel Denn ich bin dumm Ich bin ein Nazi Recht reimt sich nun mal auf Rechts Und wer reimt hat immer Recht Ich bin ein Nazi Und dieser Staat gehört ganz mir Darauf trink ich noch'n Morgen-Bier Ich bin ein Nazi Zu Ausländern bin ich gemein Denn mein Penis

(Respit sits at the news desk and talks into the camera) Hey there and welcome to Respit explains the world! Today I want to tell you why it's toxic when fat people pretend to be, or actually are, genuinely retarded and go on like that in order to gain popularity from it. You see, if someone who is fat makes a video or a TV appearance in which he/she acts retarded or "crazy" most people don't give a fuck and watch something else or they haven't watched the crap in the first place, because they have better things to do with their life. But then you have all these retarded people, who think it's real. They have to spread this stuff all over

Today Mr. R. bought a new wristwatch. It took him a while, since there was a vast amount of watches to choose from, but in the end he was very satisfied with his pick. After Mr. R. threw his old watch into the trash can, he couldn't help to think about it. The old watch served him for over thirty years. Every day its hands moved in circles for him. Every day its hands showed him what time it was. Sometimes it broke or became slow, then he turned it in for repair. After some hours the problem was solved and the watch was able to fulfill its purpose again. The only thing that changed over the years was its wristband. It gave his watch some ki

I see one day you'll break through and be very successful It only looks like you're decaying into part of this cesspool I see women don't love you because they're all shallow whores Just compensate your lack of empathy with even more force I see you're gonna work out later when you got more time So it's okay for now and the past years to feast like a swine I see you're saving everyone from their wrong sexuality Build yourself a prison to better envy those that are free If you lie to yourself, who are you trying to fool? Just build up your bloody bubble of delusion So you don't have to bear that pain and confusion -- Everything is alrig