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The Greedy Mr. Wicked
I can tell you something About a short, greedy man Of Yellow and of Purple With a thing for gold. A short, greedy man With a strange pink nose and crooked nose hairs, An ever-present smile And a taste for treasure... Lots and LOTS of treasure! He's a funny, greedy man With a rival in Red That has cleaned his pipes before. But this greedy man Is surely as strong As he is stinky! In the chair of his home You can hear him snore... But whever a challenge comes, He's always coming back for more! He may seem a loser, But he's surely a winner! Though I think it would help him To avoid being such a whiner... ...At least I'll s
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A Goofball Poem
My ears have wax so very waxy I think I'm going to hail a taxi, and have it take me 'cross the town hoping it won't knock someone down. I stepped in the cab and took a ride, the driver at work with very much pride. But I soon heard a very loud bump, and it very quickly smelled like a dump! And even with my nose so stuffy, The stench, to me, was more than enoughy. And I saw some trash from out of town, so the other driver must be a clown! The cab had hit a garbage truck! I tried to get out, but the door was stuck! It seemed like I was out of luck, and I quickly thought to myself... Oh F***.
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Changed for the Worst
...Huh? Who are you? You don't look like the same person I know... You don't look like the same guy that I've been observing for days and days... You look different. ...Wha?!? Why am I asking? I'm asking because you look different! I'm asking you this because I can't recognise you! You look different, You act different, You sound different, You even SMELL different! What happened?!? ...You don't care what I think? ...Fine. I'm outta here. I'm out because I'm not going to look at someone who is a jerk. I'm not going to stick around and spectate as you behave like a weenie. You've gone from the high road right to th
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The Hands
There is a phrase that I once heard... I had once heard that the noble pen outstrengths the sword... But neither the strong sword nor the noble pen can do a thing... ...without a hand. The hand... The tool to guide all tools... The output for all art... The greatest control we have... And our mightest tool of all... It is with our minds, that we create our plans, through this game called life... But it is through our hands, That we convey our plans, through this game of life. Our mouths can speak our minds, but our bodies act our minds. Even the hands convey this act. Your tools are strong, and your mind is mighty, bu
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Seven Stars
I see seven stars, Each with its own heart. I understand the riddle Used to tell the stars apart. Each star's a mighty friend, Shining bright and true. Perhaps there is a star out there That's just the one for you... The Star of Green is kind And full of generosity. It loves to help out others and fill the world with glee. The Golden Star is strong And will never let you fall. When danger comes your way, You will know it will stand tall. The Star of White's a clever soul. A trickster? Yes indeed! It will know just the game to play to share the thrill you need! The Star of Blue is very smart. A clever, cunning mind. If pu
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Blockback
If you must block me, Then I have to block you too. It's all in fairness.
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Death of the Balance
I've committed a crime against the universe And I wish to be slain for my deeds... Do you wish to know why? Because I have disturbed the balance. I have unevened the darkness and offset it from the light. I have tried to destroy one by using the other. I disturbed the balance... I damaged the balance... I destroyed the balance... Do you wish to know why? Because of the darkness. The darkness that chills... The darkness that thrills... The darkness that kills... And the breaker of wills... I have tried with all might to destroy this darkness. Do you wish to know why? Because of the light that prevents my sight... The li
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Fat
Roses are red, Violets are blue, your butt is wide, and mine is too. But I respect, an ass so large. With mass like ours, WE should be in charge! We can just sit down upon any fool and show the world who's uncool. Large and in charge. That's the way it should be. Large and in charge. That works for me!
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That Bad Place...
I went downtown and stumbled across this one place... It did not seem bad at first, so I went in... ...And I was soon shocked... The folks inside were mean and rude. Not a single soul was a pleasant dude. I showed them my works letter for letter. They always said they could do better. When I stood for myself, even the leaders were full of crit. It was then I knew that this place was full of Schitt. So I left that place and never came back, because nobody there really new Jack. I never dare to look back on that bad place... But I will warn everyone who would be new to that bad place. Never go in. The locals there are mean,
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The Greedy Mr. Wicked
I can tell you something About a short, greedy man Of Yellow and of Purple With a thing for gold. A short, greedy man With a strange pink nose and crooked nose hairs, An ever-present smile And a taste for treasure... Lots and LOTS of treasure! He's a funny, greedy man With a rival in Red That has cleaned his pipes before. But this greedy man Is surely as strong As he is stinky! In the chair of his home You can hear him snore... But whever a challenge comes, He's always coming back for more! He may seem a loser, But he's surely a winner! Though I think it would help him To avoid being such a whiner... ...At least I'll s
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A Goofball Poem
My ears have wax so very waxy I think I'm going to hail a taxi, and have it take me 'cross the town hoping it won't knock someone down. I stepped in the cab and took a ride, the driver at work with very much pride. But I soon heard a very loud bump, and it very quickly smelled like a dump! And even with my nose so stuffy, The stench, to me, was more than enoughy. And I saw some trash from out of town, so the other driver must be a clown! The cab had hit a garbage truck! I tried to get out, but the door was stuck! It seemed like I was out of luck, and I quickly thought to myself... Oh F***.
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Changed for the Worst
...Huh? Who are you? You don't look like the same person I know... You don't look like the same guy that I've been observing for days and days... You look different. ...Wha?!? Why am I asking? I'm asking because you look different! I'm asking you this because I can't recognise you! You look different, You act different, You sound different, You even SMELL different! What happened?!? ...You don't care what I think? ...Fine. I'm outta here. I'm out because I'm not going to look at someone who is a jerk. I'm not going to stick around and spectate as you behave like a weenie. You've gone from the high road right to th
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The Hands
There is a phrase that I once heard... I had once heard that the noble pen outstrengths the sword... But neither the strong sword nor the noble pen can do a thing... ...without a hand. The hand... The tool to guide all tools... The output for all art... The greatest control we have... And our mightest tool of all... It is with our minds, that we create our plans, through this game called life... But it is through our hands, That we convey our plans, through this game of life. Our mouths can speak our minds, but our bodies act our minds. Even the hands convey this act. Your tools are strong, and your mind is mighty, bu
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Seven Stars
I see seven stars, Each with its own heart. I understand the riddle Used to tell the stars apart. Each star's a mighty friend, Shining bright and true. Perhaps there is a star out there That's just the one for you... The Star of Green is kind And full of generosity. It loves to help out others and fill the world with glee. The Golden Star is strong And will never let you fall. When danger comes your way, You will know it will stand tall. The Star of White's a clever soul. A trickster? Yes indeed! It will know just the game to play to share the thrill you need! The Star of Blue is very smart. A clever, cunning mind. If pu
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Blockback
If you must block me, Then I have to block you too. It's all in fairness.
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Death of the Balance
I've committed a crime against the universe And I wish to be slain for my deeds... Do you wish to know why? Because I have disturbed the balance. I have unevened the darkness and offset it from the light. I have tried to destroy one by using the other. I disturbed the balance... I damaged the balance... I destroyed the balance... Do you wish to know why? Because of the darkness. The darkness that chills... The darkness that thrills... The darkness that kills... And the breaker of wills... I have tried with all might to destroy this darkness. Do you wish to know why? Because of the light that prevents my sight... The li
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Fat
Roses are red, Violets are blue, your butt is wide, and mine is too. But I respect, an ass so large. With mass like ours, WE should be in charge! We can just sit down upon any fool and show the world who's uncool. Large and in charge. That's the way it should be. Large and in charge. That works for me!
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My Theme: Writin' Dirty
They see me rollin'. They hatin'! They scrollin' 'n' tryin' to catch me writin' dirty! (Tryin' to catch me writin' dirty! Tryin' to hit me hard 'n' wordy! Tryin' to say I'm writin' dirty! Just because I'm hard 'n' wordy!) My words are so loud, They screamin'! They hopin' that they can slam me hard 'n' wordy! (Tryin' to catch me writin' dirty! Tryin' to hit me hard 'n' wordy!) Tryin' to catch me writin' dirty. (Wanna think I'm writin' dirty?) Gettin' up to the sun that's blindin' me, Sittin' my ass down at my PC, Gotta turn it on and go check art-D, Gonna check my page and look in my MC, Clickin' all the messages its linkin',
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Gaming's in a Stew...
So I checked in on here recently and I saw a journal in my watch, and--Honestly I don't check journals much because they RARELY have any information that interests me, but this time was different. I saw it was someone posting a gripe about a recent or upcoming video game based around wrestling. And it was one of those WWF/WWE titles notorious for its custom wrestler features and such, but I don't know too much about that since I technically never cared for them. From what I know, the closest I've ever come to that kind of thing is Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 3 & 4. So he goes on about how this custom wrestler system has features that allow fo
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We Have Nobodies Everywhere...
~Failboat1plz (https://www.deviantart.com/failboat1plz):iconfailboat2plz::iconfailboat3plz: :iconfailboat4plz::iconfailboat5plz::iconfailboat6plz: Ok, who here is familiar with the Kingdom Hearts series? Know of the 'Nobodies'? If not, I'll explain. In the Kingdom Hearts universe, 'Nobodies' are beings that aren't supposed to exist. They're the castaway bodies of people who have succumb to the darkness and become Heartless. Doesn't make a lot of sense, does it? Neither do the 'anons'. To be anonymous is to not have your name or identity known. People who wish to remain anonymous in a certain aspect won't have their name mentioned in certain reports or discussions. That's und
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Can you hear me now? O RLY? Yeah, whatever...
Preamble: Before you actually read this, I'd like to inform you all that these rants are my way of voicing my opinion about things I like or don't like. Whether or not you like my opinion is up to you, however I will hold no responsibility for your responses. If you have the right to read my rants and enjoy them or agree with me, you also have the right to dislike it or disagree with me. Simply put, love it or loathe it, or just plain *bleep* off. Now, here's the rant requested by someone who wishes to remain anonymous: Yes, another request by 'Mr. Anonymous' again and YES, it involves some guys around the devART system that don't have thei
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0rangeleaves|Hobbyist General Artist
Here is a petition about the sonic which is being replaced to IDW comics after they have completely finished with the Archie comics and the survival of Sally Acorn and the freedom fighters are stay tuned by shaunaT, you know am very autistic. 

www.change.org/p/save-the-free…
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Thanks for faving ;3
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Thankies for the fave =3
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No problem. :D
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Thanks for :+fav:ing!
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No problem! :salute:
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Happy belated b-day, man! :party:
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