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You puny humans. So primitive, so arrogant, so convinced of your technological superiority. It will be so easy to conquer you all when the Great Prophet arrives, all hail his glorious third nipple. A sneeze here, a donut there, and greased pig in just the right spot and this planet will fall. Your leaders will handstand before us, while we point and laugh ironically. And you pathetic worms have no idea the doom that awaits you…
- Tsdenelfkeio, has this microphone been on this whole time?
- And has my conqueror’s monologue just been shared with the primitive beasts on their “Internets”?
+ I’m sorry, great infiltrator.
- Get the noodles, the maximum punishment will be implemented.
+ Mercy, great one! Nooooo...not the noodles!