I'm sorry, but the look of this just inspired my brother and I to come up with this.
One on the left: "Dear Lord, bless us and keep us so that we may do your great work."
One on the right: "Hrmm... this is interesting, did you know that they have technological ways of hunting down demons and dealing with heretics now?"
One in the middle: "Look you @$#!er, I came here to pray, kick arse and save souls... prayer's over and I'm gonna save your soul even if I gotta kick your arse to do it; may the Magdalene forgive me my profanity."
Buddy Jesus in the back: Jesus saves! I always take half damage! Your buddy is here in the back girls. Rock on!