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sparkly vampire

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Although I am flattered you think my work is funny, PLEASE PLEASE do NOT use my work without asking my permission first! Letting me know you used my work AFTER using it is NOT considered asking my permission! Also, as a Twilight fan, I do NOT want my work to be used as a part of ANY anti-Twilight propaganda.

Thank you!
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We all know the TRUE reason why Bella wanted to be a vampire so badly! Who cares about true love when you can be SPARKLY???? <3

This drawing is not meant to offend Twilight fans! I am a Twilight fan myself, and just like you, I waited two hours in line on the opening night of the Twilight movie! This drawing is meant for anyone with any level of sanity--whether it be avid Twilight lovers, Twilight haters, indifferent or clueless people!

Please do not fight with or flame anyone in the comments section, thank you!

P.S. Yes, I know my anatomy sucks. And yes, I realize that even though I have never put so much effort into a background in my life, it is still pathetic.
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YourClairyGodmother's avatar
This is way better than the actual Twilight.
CyotheLion's avatar
What happens if it is Another sun? DOUBLE SUN POWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!
The sad part is this sums up the whole plot of the books
breaksystembse's avatar
Batman's Magpie would just love him... :lol:
Oliver--Fey's avatar
this is not a vampire. this is not unlife. clearly this is Navi's brother :iconpinkiepieplz:
EqFAzrael's avatar
Real vampires would turn to dust, not sparkle...
Cartoongirl908's avatar
Yes...a monster that sparkles.
meloetta-shiny's avatar
Crazy4Wonderland's avatar
I personally find this to be BS. Real Vampire burn in the sunlight, but whatever. This is still funny xD
Hercules3000's avatar
I never read the books or saw the movie, but this makes a lot of sense.
Also, I'm glad that there's someone else who has a sense of humor about this. I don't hate the series, (not that I like it either, I'm not into romance) but I do like to poke some fun at it. Most of the fans I've met are psycho, so thanks for having a sense of humor about something you like.
Jocular19's avatar
Hahahha. He's so gay. :P
SoulSilverHeartGold's avatar
This scene was so much more epic in my mind then it was on the screen. They tried to hard to make Edward scary and it just made him look constipated. XD His sparkling is much to funny to be scary.
emmabug12345's avatar
That's HILARIOUS!! OOOOOHHH SHINY!!!! Bella has some serious ADHD probs!!
exactly the image about the twilight
fujoshianimechick's avatar
This is fucking hilarious! I love snarky twilight fanart!
xXTheSceneIsDeadXx's avatar
i would love that -a vamp-and to add SPARKLES!its awesome i love it
mmmmmm "i is want to be sparkly monster too"
ferbs14's avatar
poor Jacob and
Edward, they deserve better than Bella.... [salute].
pimpaladettesdude's avatar
ALL IN FAVOR WHO THINK TWILIGHT SUCKS AND UNDERWORLD IS BETTER THAN CRAP SAY AYE!!!!!!


*audeince agrees* why smank you glad everyone is on the same page as me :D
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Megan567's avatar
*rofloling* Oh Oh god now i remember why twilight sucked a**
Animist's avatar
*LAUGHS OUT LOUD*

This is the only reason why I don't wish twilight was never made... the anti - twilight artwork is just too funny. XD
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