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Statist And Anarchist #060: Green Party

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I’m introducing a new character in order to better criticize the more left-wing views in the political spectrum. This is why my original left-leaning character, Blue Statist, is wearing a Hillary Clinton shirt. He’s going to support the more moderate left-wing views held by Democrats, while this new character, Green Party, will support the more far left-wing views held by Bernie Sanders supporters and the Green Party. Besides, who doesn't like jokes about liberal hippie douches?
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Volsem's avatar
" the more moderate left-wing views held by Democrats, while this new character, Green Party, will support the more far left-wing views held by Bernie Sanders supporters and the Green Party."

You should get your facts straight, Hilary Clinton is not a left wing politician, not even a moderate one, the Greens and Sanders aren't far-left either, but center-left or moderate left. 
Americans should educate themselves more when it comes to political spectrum and what "left" and "right" are, and try to learn the international/scientifical/universal political standards. 
You can start with this website for example, which is pretty accurate 
 www.politicalcompass.org/usele… : from world politics standards, Clinton is a right-winger, Sanders a center-leftist. Calling them "moderate left" and "far-left" is ludicrous. Learn about other countries in the world, and you shall realise that your misinformed vision about "left" and "right" doesn't hold sense. Still thinking Democrats are leftists is nothing but ignorance. They may seem "leftist" for some Americans with a lack of education and general culture, but for universal political standards, they aren't.
BlameThe1st's avatar
Meh, global politics is relative. Comparing apples to oranges is what it amounts to.
NeonAmbassitor's avatar
Green party members and members my state Libertarian Party have actually collaborated quite a bit.
BlameThe1st's avatar
That's perhaps one of the few good things about them, as I'll show in another comic next week.
NeonAmbassitor's avatar
In my experience, greens are either disillusioned progressives, or libertarians who don't know it yet.
pharmmajor's avatar
He's definitely more than one toke over the line.
BlameThe1st's avatar
LOL! That is some primo shit mayyyynnn!
alphazion's avatar
This is why I shake my head over you wanting that stuff legal.  ;)
BlameThe1st's avatar
Meh, people willing to assume the risk should be free to do so.
alphazion's avatar
Maybe once we don't have to pay their healthcare costs anymore?  :shrug:
Single stroke of a pen, please.
VS-Devao-Irsez's avatar
If it were legal these kinds of people would be too high to vote, or they would be high frequently enough to forget when the election days were, thereby making the situation a win win for everybody! :) :laughing: :rofl:

This is the case and an argument I've been trying to make to conservatives for years now.




Or was that exactly what you were already implying with your 'wink'.
alphazion's avatar
LOL!  But what if they stumble into the polls?  :O  We've already seen something like that in Canada...
VS-Devao-Irsez's avatar
Is that how Kylo-Ren (aka George W. Beiber/Justin Trudeau:D=P) and his party got elected into an overwhelming majority parliament?

That's very concerning :worry: ..maybe I should seriously rethink this logic. :hmm:
alphazion's avatar
George W Beiber?  LMAO  :lmao:
Yeah something like that...he's supposedly taking a stand against TPP but really it seems like he's spending more time kissing up to the PC police  :shrug:  and we'll likely see things just as bad here in the US if when Hillary takes over...god...terrifying thought  :no:
VS-Devao-Irsez's avatar
"Yeah something like that...he's supposedly taking a stand against TPP but really it seems like he's spending more time kissing up to the PC police"

:wow: Really? :faint: :rofl: I knew that Stephen Harper's support for the TPP (along with being an all around stereotypical typical pseudo-statist Neocon douchebag :roll: :facepalm:) played a large role in what cost his party the federal election, but I wasn't aware that Trudeau was actually opposing the trade deal :wow::disbelief:

In fact I had initially thought that the Liberals were in support of it considering how they have a manner of appearing to be moderately liberal corporate authoritarian sellouts, when taking into account the fact that Trudeau had been lobbying for support of the completion of the Trans Canada U.S. Keystone pipeline and it's use of eminent domain :puke: :no: ..I suppose Trudeau isn't quite as much of a major authoritarian statist uber-cunt as I had been led to believe. :shrug:


"and we'll likely see things just as bad here in the US if when Hillary takes over...god...terrifying thought"

Don't count all your chickens before they've hatched, it's NOT over just yet, Bernie Sanders just won half of the Democratic delegation in the Iowa Caucuses last night and still might win the New Hampshire primary. I'm also pleased to say that the totally fake "anti-establishment" charlatan court jester known as Trump just got a smack in the face of humble pie in Iowa and has been proven to not be the so called "anti-establishment" :sarcasticclap: :roll: candidate that everyone on the American right is looking for.:rofl:

Despite his tendencies for being a sleazy corporate sellout I can see that Ted Cruz has both a strong appeal among the Christian community while also still having some favorable waning libertarian pull for being known to oppose excessive use of eminent domain. Unfortunately for Ted Cruz, he is known for all too often having a history of tendencies to sell out to various international corporate lobbyists, not to mention that his increasingly interventionist neocon foreign policy and obsessive love affair with Israel :facepalm: :no: plus his recent pandering position on the institution of marriage I'm afraid will ultimately do him more harm than good if becomes the nominee. I have a very strong feeling that there's going to end up being either a Rubio/Cruz or Cruz/Jindal ticket for the GOP, if that's the case neither of them can really beat Hillary :( ..but it'll be close ..considerably closer than last time around ..but still a Hillary victory nonetheless :worry: :no: :depressed: However if Bernie Sanders gets the nomination, and I believe he still has a shot, in a Sanders vs. Cruz or Rubio election the GOP WILL take the White House ..by the tiniest margin, but they might lose the senate. :shrug:

Just let what happened last night be a reminder to you and everyone else here..

that Hillary IS NOT totally invincible! :grump:
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VS-Devao-Irsez's avatar
They would actually have to have girlfriends to be cucks, I would imagine a number of male Greenists are single. Those that do have a female spouse would typically find themselves to be the woman in the relationship :D  In most Green party relationships (the heterosexual ones anyway) the woman is often the one wearing the pants and sometimes tend to be into BDSM, most often times with the female being the dom while the male typically ..is usually the sub. :laughing: :rofl: :roll:
NeonAmbassitor's avatar
Don't knock it till you try it m80
EdenianPrince's avatar
> "They would actually have to have girlfriends to be cucks"

Not in the political sense, no. 
Kajm's avatar
I think the Real reason the Green Party guy was late is because it hadn't been windy for a while and his 'green' clock never got enough energy from the flock of wind turbines in his back yard to keep running.
BlameThe1st's avatar
Or it could be a solar powered alarm clock, and he never took into account that there isn't any sunlight at night to keep it powered.
VS-Devao-Irsez's avatar
Have You ever heard of solar batteries? Most solar powered portable devices need to spend all of their first days of use not being used so they can store up their fuel cells from sunlight exposure, as long as they're not used while kept in direct sunlight for a day or two, they'll function perfectly fine in darkness after the batteries are fully charged. But then again you wouldn't know that since you seem to waste most of your time berating Bernie Sanders or stigmatizing Trump, which is futile considering that criticism of Trump only seems to further empower and embolden him and his ignorant naive clueless supporters. :grump: :facepalm:
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