Convo I just had with Mother(tm):
Me, totally hyped for the holidays, so I can play a bit, FINALLY: "Sure, of course I'll do as much homework as I can on the first week. But you know, the teacher said we had to draw every day, even just 10 minutes, so we don't lose our skill. So I'll still have to practice everyday, even when I should be "done" with homework."
Mom: "Yes, of course, even if you'll train for 2 hours per day, that's fine."
My inner thoughts: That's not what I meant, for fuck's sake.
~1 minute later~
Mom: "And you don't need your laptop."
Me: "What? Of course I do! My other computer doesn't have Photoshop &co, I couldn't practice anything with it if I wanted to."
Mom: "Alright, but I don't want you to play games."
Me: "Wha-?! Mmff..."
Mom: "What's that look for?"
Me: "Isn't it meant to be holidays??"
Mom: "Yes, but you don't understand that what you deem normal is actually abnormal and you never act normal." And she followed with the usual "you play too much videogames, can't you do something else, like, something useful" blablabla...
And here I am complaining to people I don't even know. You can laugh now, and feel happy because you aren't me.#BigFuckingMood