Me: Everypony in this room has been associated with Derpy either through delivery or assisstance or various odd jobs she does around town for free or at most a dollar!
And I'm guessing 99% of you have either laughed in Derpy's face or ruthlessly made fun of her eyes, voice, clumsyness or reputaion when she wasn't looking!
But the next time you'd see her she'd still go out of her way to smile and wave at you and ask about your mother's operation or something like that because she unlike us, actually cares about somepony other than herself!
The reason I bring this up to you, Is because I was the worst offender......of all.
My life was simply going nowhere,Then a grey delivery pony rushed to my side
She should've gotten a great big thank you, Instead she got a scary mounatin ride.
I was such a shithead, But she'd never quit on me
Til' I told her she was useless......and his eyes were freaky.
Doctor: Once when we were watching Sunday football, a fuzzy screen was all that we could see
Derpy came over with a hanger...and spent the game on top of our TV.
And when the lightning struck her, she let out a wicked loud yell
But we just turned up the volume.....and ignored the burning smell
We should all rot in Hell!!!!!!
Another pony: I went to High School with Derpy! As a joke I told her to meet me at the prom
When she got there I said I can't beleive you though I was serious, So she ran home crying and baked some old noms!
Me: What a crushing blow to Derpy, I bet you wish you could take it back
Rainbow: How could yo all be so mean to Derpy
Seems to me like you are all on crack!
Applejack: Tonight Derpy was counting on this town to show that we care
But the first time she really needed us, we weren't there!
Applebloom: And on Christmas Eve and the last night of Chanukah!
Me: It's just not fair!
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