Glad to see you're still alive & kicking! Tornadoes causing housing troubles, I can understand (and you have my sympathy. While awesome, tornadoes are violent bastards), but tornado-spawned relationship troubles? That sounds… kinda unfair. I mean, it's not like you can control the weather, nor is it like the weather's just picking on you, so I don't see how someone could blame you for trouble spawned by a twister. As for the ankle, OUCH. Hope you're recovering well!
Wait wait... a tree in your bedroom caused relationship troubles? Did your girlfriend find out a tree laying in your bed? Dude you must be more careful with that! Also, why would we ever want to get rid of you?