New Deviantart ID section is shitty so I made my own one, with blackjack and hookers. Wait. All my hookers are gone.
In fact, my heart is pretty dark. Like this shitty, black and white filter. But I still love cats, unicorns and rainbows. But I see most of you, boiling in hot tar in the deepest depths of Hell. And I imagine annoying customers as I dip their faces in highly condensed acid as I hold them down by their necks and their bodies are wriggling. I like equally twisted people. And I hate sensitive, delicate flowers. Those can go and jump down a bridge. Also, I hate politically correct people. I'd boil them in tar personally. But I don't bite, I can talk about many things like metal, Middle-Earth (or just entire Arda, to be honest, I'm deeply into that), vampirism (yes, after 15 years still), cats, cold beer, good science-fiction, fantasy, rainbows and unicorns and shit. I'm into dark, fantasy assholes, because dark, fantasy assholes are more interesting than good guys. I also like to stir shit a lot. Normies usually call me "edgy", but I don't give a fuck about what normies have to say. I'm an atheist, asexual, aromantic, childfree (it's my life's philosophy), stubborn, despotic asshole, who likes similar assholes. Painfully honest, sarcastic, ironic, won't sugarcoat, and swears a lot. Also, gay rights supporter. And all these trans and other non-heteronormative people. But I don't smile a lot, I don't want premature wrinkles. I prefer my resting bitch face. But I can perfectly pretend a normal, regular, kind person. My job requires that. Most of the customers really like me and a lot of them tell me that. But if we get along, I will tell you when I'm really nice and when I'm fake as a Barbie.
Also, I write gay porn. But my English is horrible, so I don't translate anything.
Crazy cat person. I love my tablet though I can't draw. I think your religion is a ridiculous pile of bullshit.
Mostly metalhead, I breathe metal, but I love many other genres of music.
• metal: folk | pagan | gay | speed | goth | symph | heavy | doom
• electronic: synthpop and futurepop | synthwave | ebm | 90s' techno and trance | spacesynth | neurofunk |
• oldies: 80s' | 90s' | italodisco | pop | rock | eurodance
• ambient: ritual | occult | space | dark
• others: traditional | medieval | ancient | classical | jrock | Spanish heavy metal | darkwave | soundtracks |
Favorite visual artist
Salvador Dali, Jacek Yerka, Victoria Frances ||| Garcinda, Phobs, Leppu, Zooni, Gerid, Kattmonroe
Underworld, Interview with the vampire <3, Atlantis the Lost Empire, LOTR trilogy, The Matrix trylogy
Favorite TV shows
South Park, Futurama, Bleach
Andrzej Pilipiuk, H.G Wells, Anne Rice, J.R.R. Tolkien
Literature, photography, vampires (not Twilight!), night, music, horses, cats, tsarist Russia
How to get 6 llamas
my stamps black-cat16-stamps
my stock black-cat16-stock