Deviation Actions
Flug enters Black Hat's office.
Black Hat: What is it, Flug?
Flug: Um, a new client is here to s-see you, Lord Black Hat.
Black Hat: Oh? Send him in.
Maggot appears in a flash of orange.
Maggot: Do I have the pleasure if speaking to a "Black Hat"?
Black Hat: You do. And you are?
Maggot: Mr. Maggot, Mr. Maledictus T. Maggot.
Black Hat: And what business do you have with Black Hat Orginization, Mr. Maggot?
Maggot: I hear you people can get results from your wicked wit and venomous villiany. Here's the situation. I am the sorcery supervisor of a couple of incurably incompitant excuses for wizards named Bubonic and his aunt Tyrannia. Their contact expressly states that they must cast a successfully sinister spell over the city of Megapolis that lasts the required even hours to become permanent. But their spells always FAIL. And not matter how I punish, no matter how I chastise, it never sinks into their pathetically puny brains that failure is never an option. So I was wondering: have you any advice or the like that I can use to beat the need to fulfil their contracts into those foolish flops who dare to call themselves wizards? (Black Hat stares for a few moments before breaking out in evil laughter.) I fail to see what's so funny.
Black Hat: Probably because you are a failure as a supervisor.
Maggot: ...I beg your pardon?
Black Hat: The answer is clear to me. It is your OWN performance you should look into. Obviously your inadequacy is the root of your wizards incompetence. After all, if the worker is not working, the boss is clearly not up to the task of--
Black Hat is soon blasted by a beam of orange magic. He leans his head back from the blast.
Maggot: SILENCE! You, my bemonocled friend, have spoken out of turn! I came for advantageous advice, not ridiculous ramblings! It's MY fault my wizards are to lazy and incompetence to do something as simple as cast a spell?! I should punish YOU for saying that! Their inadequacy as wizards is their OWN doing!
Flug: (Scared) Oh, he REALLY shouldn't have done that...
Black Hat slowly straightens up and glares at Maggot.
Black Hat: It seems you have no idea what you're dealing with. Let me (Demonically) SHOW YOU!
Maggot: Excuse me? (Is suddenly grabbed by black tentacles that start to crush him. He teleports out of it and behind Black Hat.) You will learn why no one messes with Maledictus T. Maggot!
Battle start.