I got up this morning, and saw on the news in Kentucky about a strange, black figure appearing out of no where around people's homes. And the Kentucky police have reported about people going missing and never to be seen again, or even found trails of blood leading from their homes and into the woods. This has all been happening a bit close to my home, which is pretty scary. A resident of a town somewhere in Kentucky also said to have found a bloody "sickle" in their backyard, the police are still trying to find the killer, but still haven't found any traces of where he/she might be.
Wait a tick...
A BLOODY SICKLE?!
SLENDERMAN-LIKE FIGURES APPEARING OUT OF NOWHERE?!
WUT IS THEES WORL COMIN TOOO?!
I'm moving to Mars, who's coming with me?