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The Aido-Coffee Equilvalency
A good friend of mine works at a coffee shop. Her name is Emily. Emily has recently noticed a sudden influx in the number of people who ask for caramel in their coffee. She has stipulated that there might be an addictive property to the caramel. I feel her idea is going in the right direction but not quite there. Clearly this is the work of our dear friend Aido.
It amazes me that she hasn't seen this. She has spent her life studying the vampires of Cross Academy. She has even gone as far as to record stories of them. But allow me to explain. Aido has discreetly inserted himself into this coffee shop. Why you ask? I'll tell you. Now this may get a bit technical:
Aido has crafted a deal with this coffee shop. Aido needs to get his power to create ice from somewhere. As Global Warming is setting in and the ice caps melt he can no longer take weekend trips to the magnetic north. My idea is that he has made a trade deal with the coffee shop in order to get his power. He has agreed to trade
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Paper Cut Aido Approximation
If there is about a 1/1000 chance that the next paper you touch will result in a paper cut then....
x/1000
Let's say there are 100 people in the day class. If exactly half of them are girls then there are 50 day class girls. I feel it would be safe to subtract 2 due to the fact that those 2 girls might posses the ability to be taller than Aido. So that gives us about 48 small, day class girls that Aido would potentially attack after they received a paper cut. This is also assuming that Aido can only smell the blood of the small, day class girls that are on the campus and no other small girls off the campus. (We all know this is a fat lie...) So...
48/1000=.048
So at any given moment there is a 4.8% chance Aido will attack a small, day class girl.
Per Day: 1.2 Attacks
Per Week: 8.4 Attacks
Per 30-Day Month: 36 Attacks
Per Year: 438 Attacks
So over the course of one year at Cross Academy, there will about 438 paper cut based Attacks by Aido. This is also assuming there is nothing that ta
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BinaryP0wnage
Sean
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United States
Current Residence: Everywhere
Favourite genre of music: Death Metal/ Techno
Favourite style of art: The Plight of Man
Operating System: Windows 7 Ultimate
Personal Quote: "Ah gravity, thou art a heartless bitch..." -Sheldon Cooper
Interests
  • Listening to: As I Lay Dying
  • Reading: Soul Eater
  • Watching: The Big Bang Theory (like always)
  • Playing: Split/Second and LEGO Pirates
  • Eating: Tortilla Pizza
  • Drinking: Pink Lemonade. Getting Fancy.
I just thought I'd write something because I was bored. It's raining today. I made a little pizza on a tortilla. It was good. Yeah.

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LaineyElaina Featured By Owner Apr 26, 2014  Professional Traditional Artist
Awesome page! Thx for the fave
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Thank you for the fav =)
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thanks for the fav
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Thanks for the fave
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ViktorTweek Featured By Owner Oct 18, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
thanks for the fave )
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Mythikun Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Oh! Thansk for faving Four of a Nightmare >u< Sorry for the late reply :3
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Fluffalie Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012  Student Traditional Artist
Thanks for the :+fav:!
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Kanayu Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2012  Hobbyist
Thank you for the fave! :la:
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renpika95 Featured By Owner Jul 1, 2012
Thanks for fav!! *^*
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Foxelbox Featured By Owner Jun 29, 2012  Student Digital Artist
Thanks for the fave! :)
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