I hate when little human kids team up with big monsters, human or otherwise. These kids need to start getting stepped on. The most legitimately unlikely thing is increasingly the thing that I most wish would occur.
If you believed for a second it was unlikely, you would be cautious about spoiling that for me! You would want me to be surprised by it. But you actually know that there is no chance I would be surprised. Going into a movie without knowing exaclty what's going to happen? Why that's Unamerican!
(and only americans can enter the contest)
Another dumb movie where all the exact same stuff as before happens is the OPPOSITE of adventure. just as fan art is the opposite of original art!
Deviantart's latest advertunity requests me to donate free promotional "fan" artwork to stir up hype for another dumb movie like that, and it isn't even in theaters yet. How could I, and why should I be a fan of something that isn't available? How could I know anything about the power of their friendship or the spirit
of their adventure?
Trailers exist to simplify, exaggerate and mislead. And stop the music abruptly so I know what I am supposed to laugh at. I avoid the star-wars trailers because I want to see the movie without knowing anything. I avoid the the good dinosaur trailer because I just plain don't want to know anything. It probably isn't as terrible as the advertisement inevitably presents it as, but it most certainly isn't as good as post-release praise will swear it is. Why try and force me to swallow that in advance? Apart from "because we are getting money to hold this contest," I mean.
I hate those "eyes too close to each other on the front of the head" pixar character designs anyway, but ESPECIALLY on dinosaurs.