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bimshwel
bimshwel volcabbage crimmenabim
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United States
I do not know who I am. I will decide that once I have ruled out everything I am not, unless I rule out everything, and that will mean I am something else.

I have an infrequently updated but never forgotten comic strip-like-production, and that is where this link goes if you use a browser that deviantart doesn't break the links of.


www.bimshwel.com/
Please be aware that my website links are fine. deviantart's over-reaching link-hijacking "security" measure screws them up.

www.facebook.com/bimshwel

twitter.com/bimshwel
twitter.com/bimshwelcomic

bimshwel.tumblr.com/

bimshwel.newgrounds.com/

www.instagram.com/bimshwel/


yirzod in skype
frabaginarf in telegram
bimshwel#7516 in the discordant message device
anything else?

I spent many years trying to please the wrong people. Don't "fake it until you make it" because if you never make it you'll be faking it until you die, and have lived a pointless life.
Interests
What?!  Can I literally just paste an entry from my website and it will work here?  Only as well as it works there!

The second (and first, also) “issue” of my comic books can now be ordered from www.indyplanet.us/bimshwellian…

oh for SERIOUS now THAT website has a security certificate problem??!  Hey i SWEAR to you that link works.  You just have to open it in a new tab or change the "httpS" to "http" great fimpity this one isn't even my fault.

It features 36 needlessly dense pages, artwork superior to my photography, considerably more legible lettering than the first book and NO DOPES ((actually there is one dope on the inside back cover, don't tell anyone).

The linked page has them for 8 dollars, which may feel a tad excessive for a comic book but most comic books there have less content per page and eight fewer of them.  More panels stuffed into the the same space is not necessarily "better" but I think it works here better for what I was trying to accomplish than the usual way would have!

Of course it can still be browsed for free up to and beyond that point also on the internet, but people on the internet are peculiar sometimes so I offer both options to them.

ALSO: if you dwell outside the federated republic of United Statia and want this for some reason but think the international shipping cost is exorbitant (I sure do), please contact me directly at frimpinheap@bimshwel.com and I can send one to you through rinkety dinkity postal mail, although I could not guess when it would get to you! This is a fairly stupid time of year to try and mail things. 


However, I would have gotten this out of my way much sooner if I could!  "Currently, it's taking *at least* 4-6 weeks from when a book ships to when it goes live" eventually struck me as meaning: "NOTHING will happen BEFORE 4 weeks and afterward it could be any length of time.  weeks months years."  the "-6" is misleading.  it has no meaning.
I only found out the book was finally available during a cursory check on it before I wrote a second annoyed request for information; the robot never contacted me!  I assume it was hard at work installing security certificates.


Gimme a break, robot.  That "i was driving to the bathroom when you called" story isn't going to cut it this time.  What kind of idiot would make a robot that even needs to do that?  This smiling moron should be able to interface directly with the robot car instead of needing to operate external controls!


Another more worrisome matter: It has been brought to my attention that after months of obsessively relettering the internal text, I left out the M in "bimshwellian" on the FRONT COVER of the newish comic book!  Order now before I fix that, and be the owner of a rare collectors' item. Apart from the huge pile of them I ordered for my own purposes months ago and the fact that I might not get around to changing it at all.
I am too tired to explain all the nonsense and hassles but it works now, for now.  I would like to acknowledge :iconthespook: for determining and providing some crucial information which helped me determine how to move this matter along.  I got the impression this problem was going to get worse and start affecting me on more websites in more browsers but now I have nothing to blame but my own incompetence for my obscurity!
So now you can click on www.bimshwel.com , bimshwel.com/ope/wud/?page_id=… , bimshwel.com/renk/treasure/tre… and whatever else and actually see what I was assuming you would have seen the whole time!  You probably wouldn't want to, but you could!

This of course follows up on my RAGE from earlier: Deviantart fiddles with my website links

Now I am going to have a nap!
broken noose: Deviantart no longer fiddles with my website linksI am too tired to explain all the nonsense and hassles but it works now, for now.  I would like to acknowledge :iconthespook: for determining and providing some crucial information which helped me determine how to move this matter along.  I got the impression this problem was going to get worse and start affecting me on more websites in more browsers but now I have nothing to blame but my own incompetence for my obscurity!
So now you can click on httpS://www.bimshwel.com , http://bimshwel.com/ope/wud/?page_id=690 and whatever else and actually see what I was assuming you would have seen the whole time!  You probably wouldn't want to, but you could!
This of course follows up on my RAGE from earlier: Deviantart fiddles with my website links
Now I am going to have a nap!

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addendoy: I do not encounter this in google chrome or internet explorer, but I do not especially like google chrome and internet explorer yet less!  I suppose it could potentially be firefox's problem but the fact remains that I don't have this problem on other stupid art sites whatever the browser is, so the problem seems to be most likely a case of firefox being more delicately coded and consequently more sensitive to deviantart's shoddy forwarding system.
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www.bimshwel.com is my website.  It works.  It is fine.  It always has been.  But deviantart consistently alters the urls without permission, and has been doing so for at least a year. The links should be "http" NOT "https." No other site does this to me. It is SABOTAGE.  It makes me look at best like I am too dumb to put in my link properly or stopped having one and forgot to remove the links, and at WORST like I am running a criminal operation.  I don't have hundreds of dollars lying around to spend on "security certificates" and it isn't necessary. My site doesn't run any scripts. It is merely a system through which I express myself. I think it is valuable when people do so, and own their points of exhibition.  They should not have to submit to the whims of twitler blogsport livepress wordturtle whatever which might delete everything they have at any moment for no reason or cover their content with sponsored obnoxiosity.

If a person wants to look at my website they will have to manually type it the url or alter it after clicking on a link, which is extremely improbable.  The contents of my website are primarily of personal importance and I am not greatly harmed by this sabotage, at least by this point when I have accepted that obscurity is my fate, beyond the frustration of having it be affirmed in yet one more way that this social media "system" is set up to exclude certain types of voices while patting itself on the back for being a platform that provides equal opportunities.  It is one lie among many.

People who don't use deviantart like to gloat that it is "dead" or whatever.  I appreciate that there is ORDER to it and it provides a clear index of everything a person has uploaded.  You don't necessarily have to be present the instant a picture goes up to have a chance of even knowing it exists if it isn't from an overhyped celebrity figure.  But there is no justification for screwing around with my links!

Thank you and goop muck.
Have you had made and then sold, or bought custom printed posters? Or even just had them made? At 18x24 inches especially. I see Vistaprint will make them for $12 each, but I have no idea how the quality is, and I might need them too soon anyway; october 26 is about the latest I can deal with them.
Link me to your characters, and I won't draw them, and then you won't have to draw mine either.  Hopefully this will prevent needless bloodshed.

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VoiDdraig Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2018  Student General Artist
yOH hey i would say thx for watch BUTT FIRSTT HLYSHT AMAZINGGG GALLERY AND THESE ANIMATIONSS TOO INSANEE!!! O>O b
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Sivaz Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2018
Hey I just want you to know I think your art is fantastic. It's not normally what I enjoy, but it's so full of this energy that just draws me in. I can definitely see your passion and entertainment in your works and I absolutely dig it. Your use of colour is so lovely, you inspire me. Thank you for sharing.
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kathe-cat Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2018
Thank you so much for your Watch!!Kaori Sparkleeye Icon I'm so glad!
And your art is so cool!*-*
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isopodz Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2018
holy crap this gallery is amazing! me and my friend were just looking up "quaker parrot" to see what the oldest picture of one was and we found the most beautiful drawing of an anthro bird and like... wow man. :') this stuff is phenomenal
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bimshwel Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2018
Thank you for saying so!  If it is the picture I think, it is from quite some time ago and shows somebody else's characters, but I felt like it was under-appreciated for what I put into it.
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bimshwel Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2018
It used to be just through private notes, now I get advertisements posing as generic compliments right on my page.
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Kiki-CR Featured By Owner May 4, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
loves your animation so...
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GaryGuidrozArts Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Love your work!
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Fofinho Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2018
have you ever had a time where you spend many hours drawing something and then your computer shuts down, or freezes and then you lose everything ? 
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