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bimshwel volcabbage crimmenabim
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I do not know who I am. I will decide that once I have ruled out everything I am not, unless I rule out everything, and that will mean I am something else.

I have a constantly updated comic strip-like-production, and that is where this link goes. It would be pretty nice if it didn't take so long to produce!

yirzod in skype
frabaginarf in telegram
frabaginarf#7516 in the discordant message device
anything else?

I prefer direct acknowledgment infinitely to "llamas."
I have "badge" notices disabled, so if you give me one, I will not be told!
Have you had made and then sold, or bought custom printed posters? Or even just had them made? At 18x24 inches especially. I see Vistaprint will make them for $12 each, but I have no idea how the quality is, and I might need them too soon anyway; october 26 is about the latest I can deal with them.
Link me to your characters, and I won't draw them, and then you won't have to draw mine either.  Hopefully this will prevent needless bloodshed.
three years ago!  But wasn't it really annoying for a moment when you thought I was bragging about getting one now?  I don't understand the point of announcing when something good happens to you.  Like you need people to come and congratulate you, to make you feel good about it, even though something GOOD already happened.   And people like to announce stuff like that with "whoa" or "wow" or "gee whillickers" like THEY are impressed at THEMSELVES but also at the same time pretending to be humble.  "like omg guys 5000 watchers what???  I'm totally pretending I'm NOT a miserable self-centered scumbag who used watch-baiting and automated software to inflate my imaginary worth and I don't know what's gonna come outta my mouth even though I am a cold calculating creep typing and proofreading and not speaking live??!"

I haven't seen anybody do that recently and cannot recall who specifically I saw doing it who hadn't compulsorily unwatched my page first so I can post this without anybody thinking i am targeting them, right?  Great.

No it was a long time ago, on something that isn't even very good or representative of any of my ideas. 
The person who awarded it didn't even remember to add a comment saying why it was chosen.  And to this day I don't know what I did that even made me eligible to have that BE chosen.  And it happened two years after I made the thing!  I sure haven't done it since then, but I know that one picture wasn't the pinnacle of my humanity either.   
I was linked to a survey last week about deviantart changes and one of the things I could rank the importance of was "i think daily deviations don't get enough exposure."  No I think daily deviations get all the exposure and tend to look like they were all drawn by the same people and the same kind of people.  I got a comment on mine from somebody who was ANGRY that my drawing didn't look like I watch pixar movies and play overwatch or whatever it was then all day (also on his page: HE draws like that).  For fleep's beep take some initiative.  You have the FREE WILL to look at stuff that isn't recommended to you by someone who will never talk to you.  In my experience, nobody outside deviantart even cares about it.  I assure you it isn't a big deal that I am allowed to think I succeeded at something once every few years.
And *I* didn't have to say anything about it here, and things still went as fine as they would!  I still got louts suddenly contacting me to do free artwork to bring glory to THEM.  I still got loads of favor marks on that one picture and not any others, like people think: "I can like THIS picture by bimshwel because somebody told me to and then forget bimshwel until such time that somebody I obey tells me to like bimshwel again.  Gosh I love following orders." 

My older brother announced today that he is getting married.  I can understand doing that; it is important for people to know if you are married. That is a legal status.  Your daily deviation isn't going to get you a tax break or let you emigrate to a foreign country.  Nor is it being your birthday, for that matter.  My birthday's coming!  hint hint hint! On my birth-day I like to eat tacos and strawberry pie.  Nobody on the internet can give me that so I do not tell them when the day is.  People are more connected and have more "friends" than ever on the internet but almost every one of them is depressed.  Because all their friendships or deceptive rituals with the goal of accumulating imaginary numbers.  Just like going to school or having a job except at 2-20 times the pace, so you feel proportionately more empty and depressed from all the fakery.  I don't make friends being angry like this but I don't want to HAVE friends who require that I pretend to be happy and like stupid garbage that I hate.  I have to go brush my teeth now.  Good luck in your travels.
a monstrous horde of animated pixel icons that i barely escaped from with my life, accompanied by music which may also be dangerous.

addendoy: I have just been informed that team lost the match.  Nonetheless these songs about them still exist.

You might be shocked at how many people like those things.  With this in mind, my brother Ian has written and made videos for TWO! New-England Patriot themed parody songs [this season]. According to the Pepsi display at the supermarket, the Superb-Bowl football game occurs tomorrow, so if I am going to link at these videos I should do so prior to then.

The Gronk ga-gronk-gronk gronnk Song ( I like this one better since the original song is distinctive and REALLY deserves to have stupid parodies written over it)

Amen-Dola ( this one is considerably more popular since the original song is more recent, I suppose )

If you DO like the songs, it would be better to comment on the videos than here since, presumably, Ian will never see my page here.  I hope to resume making my OWN videos as soon as I get my next comic book printed, hopefully soon.

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VoiDdraig Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2018  Student General Artist
Sivaz Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2018
Hey I just want you to know I think your art is fantastic. It's not normally what I enjoy, but it's so full of this energy that just draws me in. I can definitely see your passion and entertainment in your works and I absolutely dig it. Your use of colour is so lovely, you inspire me. Thank you for sharing.
kathe-cat Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2018
Thank you so much for your Watch!!Kaori Sparkleeye Icon I'm so glad!
And your art is so cool!*-*
isopodz Featured By Owner Jun 16, 2018
holy crap this gallery is amazing! me and my friend were just looking up "quaker parrot" to see what the oldest picture of one was and we found the most beautiful drawing of an anthro bird and like... wow man. :') this stuff is phenomenal
bimshwel Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2018
Thank you for saying so!  If it is the picture I think, it is from quite some time ago and shows somebody else's characters, but I felt like it was under-appreciated for what I put into it.
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bimshwel Featured By Owner Jun 15, 2018
It used to be just through private notes, now I get advertisements posing as generic compliments right on my page.
Kiki-CR Featured By Owner May 4, 2018  Professional Digital Artist
loves your animation so...
GaryGuidrozArts Featured By Owner Apr 20, 2018  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Love your work!
Fofinho Featured By Owner Feb 11, 2018
have you ever had a time where you spend many hours drawing something and then your computer shuts down, or freezes and then you lose everything ? 
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