BikiniBottom-Gazette

Interview with Sheldon J. Plankton

Perch Perkins: Mr. Plankton, may I ask you a couple of questions?
Plankton: Go ahead. As long as it's not in any form, any questions about my relationship with my rival.
Perch Perkins: Alrighty! First question, how is your relationship with your rival going?
Plankton: I asked you not to ask exactly that. Now QUIT IT!
Perch Perkins: Okay, how different are you and your rival?
Plankton: Knock it off, Perkins! Give me a good question!
Perch Perkins: How do you compete against your rival?
Plankton: STOP IT!
Perch Perkins: Alright, last one. Who is your rival?
Plankton: That would be MR. KRABS! Now get out you sick bottom feeder!
Perch Perkins: *sighs*

A short interview by Bubble Gillkrab.
Today we are interviewing Mrss Puff in prison.

Bubble: Mrs. Puff, how long have you been in prison?
Mrs. Puff: 5 days
Bubble: Why were you in prison?
Mrs. Puff: Because of that rascal, SpongeBob.
Bubble: Do you run a boating school?
Bubble: Yes
That is it for this interview!

By Gill Gillian

Hello everyone, welcome to this Inside Interview with Nat Peterson. Today, we ask him multiple questions about his daily life and routine.

I ask, "So first off, Nat, can you tell us what happened to you after the chum incident at the Chum Bucket?" "I'm pretty sensitive about talking about this issue. But anyway, I'll tell you. After that incident, I stopped eating fast food altogether. I only eat fresh, healthy food. I don't want my stomach pumped again. Ugh," said Peterson.

"How about your job?" I asked. He replied with "Snail-po really sucks as a job for me. Well, it's what I do for money. That's all I do it for. I really want to be a culinary expert. I may go back to culinary school to become a chef."

"Oh really? What do you do as a pastime?" I ask. "I usually go bowling with my friends. I love watching cooking channels," he answers. "Well, thank you for your time and good luck with chasing that dream of yours." "Thanks, to you too," says Peterson.