BigKahuna69

Hello, my name is Big Kahuna.

I began writing erotica for one reason - what I was reading wasn't very good. Cardboard characters, terrible spelling, worse grammar, ridiculous situations, and don't get me started on 15-inch penises.

What you will find in my bibliography are colorful characters, quality writing, laugh out loud humor, moving scenarios, and penises that don't do double duty as yardsticks. The boobs may get a little big sometimes, but it's all in good fun.

What you won't find is violence against women, children, and you for damn sure won't find any sparkly vampires.

My e-books can be found at Amazon.com www.amazon.com/Big-Kahuna/e/B0..., Smashwords.com http://www.smashwords.com/profile/view/bigkahuna, the iTunes Bookstore, Barnes & Noble. com, and other fine e-railers.

I am also accepting commissions now. Egotistical, perhaps, but you never know. I'm curious to see what ideas other folks have. The only ground rules are no violence against women, and no kids (not even goats).

Need to get hold of me? Big_Kahuna_69@yahoo.com