Object Murder Party: The Full-Ass Book by BFDIFAN626, literature
Literature
Object Murder Party: The Full-Ass Book
I was fast asleep after a long drive that went completely south. I don’t know how I survived that crash, but the next thing I knew, I was on a hardwood floor, blacked out. A spooky voice that didn’t sound like anyone I’ve met before yells out, “This is your wake-up call! Prepare to DIE.” I think to myself, “Why am I being told to wake up? What is this hellhole?”
So, I woke up, turned around to see 11 other people in the same situation. My first thought was “Are any of you the nerdy yet sexy bass narrator I heard just a few seconds ago?”
A slimy figure asked, “Are you alright? Do you want me to check on what’s going on?”
He then introduces himself as Slimius Vulcanus III, but tells me to just call him Slime. I introduce myself back to him, everyone else hearing me say “My name is Callout, nice to meet you!”
Before anyone else could introduce themselves, the same deep bass voice barked, “Finally, you’re all awake. Welcome…. To Trivia Murder Party, Object Edition! But let’s just
Object Murder Party: The Full-Ass Book by BFDIFAN626, literature
Literature
Object Murder Party: The Full-Ass Book
I was fast asleep after a long drive that went completely south. I don’t know how I survived that crash, but the next thing I knew, I was on a hardwood floor, blacked out. A spooky voice that didn’t sound like anyone I’ve met before yells out, “This is your wake-up call! Prepare to DIE.” I think to myself, “Why am I being told to wake up? What is this hellhole?”
So, I woke up, turned around to see 11 other people in the same situation. My first thought was “Are any of you the nerdy yet sexy bass narrator I heard just a few seconds ago?”
A slimy figure asked, “Are you alright? Do you want me to check on what’s going on?”
He then introduces himself as Slimius Vulcanus III, but tells me to just call him Slime. I introduce myself back to him, everyone else hearing me say “My name is Callout, nice to meet you!”
Before anyone else could introduce themselves, the same deep bass voice barked, “Finally, you’re all awake. Welcome…. To Trivia Murder Party, Object Edition! But let’s just
Object Murder Party: The Epilogue by BFDIFAN626, literature
Literature
Object Murder Party: The Epilogue
DISCLAIMER: THE EVENTS OF THIS STORY TAKE PLACE TWO YEARS AFTER OBJECT MURDER PARTY. THIS IS CANON TO THE OBJECT MURDER PARTY TIMELINE. THE MAIN PROTAGONIST IS EMMI, ONE OF THE CHARACTERS KILLED IN CHAPTER 8. READ OBJECT MURDER PARTY FOR MORE INFORMATION.
On a bright, sunny November 2024 day, I was exploring the woods with my good friend and lover Callout. He was talking with me about things including the Object Murder Party he and I partook in two years ago. He survived the twisted game, and I was killed by being overheated to an explosion. Thankfully, 1 year later, I was revived (somehow). “Let’s keep moving.” I whispered to him, and he replied “Alright.” We turned left and suddenly the road got dark and foggy. We looked to our left, and there stood a giant building being overtaken by tree roots. Callout instantly recognized the building and froze in place. He started muttering curses under his breath. “What’s wrong?” I asked him. He tells me, “T-this was the... the....” “The what?”
So I have this weird Inanimate Insanity headcanon
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