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Teeny by berndi Teeny :iconberndi:berndi 0 2 Stain by berndi Stain :iconberndi:berndi 0 17 Alley by berndi Alley :iconberndi:berndi 0 16 Invasion failures by berndi Invasion failures :iconberndi:berndi 0 3 Water, and stuff. by berndi Water, and stuff. :iconberndi:berndi 4 0 Brush off your hat, dear sir. by berndi Brush off your hat, dear sir. :iconberndi:berndi 0 2
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Shit.
Shit shit shitshitSHIT. Who's bright idea was it to venture into the stale shadows of the abandoned, creaking, and most definitely creepy, convenience store, without a gun, or a knife, or a really big fucking stick with which to defend herself?
Oh. That's right. It was her fucking idea.
Shit.
She swung the bag off her back, crouching and rifling through its many pockets frantically, keeping an eye on the dark corners, the corners that she was certain she'd seen movement in, from her peripherals.
Her hand, scarred and mottled from weeks upon endless weeks of scavenging and fighting and killing without discrimination, hit upon what she was searching for. Flare gun.
Not because zombies are affected in any way by bright lights, of course. Which is a shame, 'cause it'd be great if they burst spontaneously into flames or shied away or even, hell, stopped to do a fucking tap dance. Anything. But they don't burn or shy or dance in the slightest.
Not why she wanted it though.
She just wan
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Um by berndi Um :iconberndi:berndi 2 11 Crown of Age by berndi Crown of Age :iconberndi:berndi 0 5 Sunday Morning by berndi Sunday Morning :iconberndi:berndi 3 11 I wish I were by berndi I wish I were :iconberndi:berndi 1 8
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Sleep wasn't something she had ever really considered. It just happened. One minute, as a ten year old girl, she was reading under her covers with a torch, listening acutely for sounds of her mother stirring. The next, she was waking up to light filtering through her blankets, disoriented and breathing in warm, stale air. When she was first venturing into the world of teenage hood, it had a slower build up. Scenes gradually got hazier, words, her own and others, started slurring, and colours dulled, bleeding together without any consideration for each others' personal boundaries. Everything slowly dimmed, until she couldn't remember remembering and it seemed like such a good idea to just lay herself down for a moment, on the closest, softest surface she could find. Oftentimes, it wasn't soft at all.
At the ripe old age of nineteen, it still wasn't given any thought. Wake up, go to classes, work, study, sleep. Wake up, got to classes, work, study, sleep. It was just there. Until it wasn
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What? by berndi What? :iconberndi:berndi 0 7 Open by berndi Open :iconberndi:berndi 1 4 Love you Miss Kitty Fantastico by berndi Love you Miss Kitty Fantastico :iconberndi:berndi 5 22 Lightshow by berndi Lightshow :iconberndi:berndi 2 4
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berndi
Anonymity: Real name discluded
Australia
Is a religious follower of the old "Point and Click" method of photography, and has always had an interest in art. For some reason that is still unknown, this Deviant member is not taking art in school, and must get her fix using other methods. Sometimes wishes she cared a bit more about her schooling, and sporadically dreams of becoming an astronaut.
So, my brother is a big kid. He's  14, about 5'11" (and still growing) and big boned. And he seriously wouldn't hurt a fly. Doesn't even cross his mind. Still, though, he's not the kid you'd assume would be picked on, you know? He's no Peter Parker. And yet, a little punk ass dickhead went and punched him. His teeth are loose. His lips are swollen. And I really, truly, want to go out and commit some fucking homicide.

I know the kid's name. I'm sure I could find some girls in my year who have younger brothers in my brother's year, at his school. And get them to tell their impressionable little kid brothers that whatshisfacethedipshit deserves to be ostracised and/or run out of the country. Preferably to somewhere where shitheads are stoned to death.
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TheSuperAnn Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2012
Thank you for your kind words!
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blamesaintblame Featured By Owner May 18, 2011  Professional Digital Artist
thnx 4 faving :headbang: visit my art...
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GoldenGirls Featured By Owner May 16, 2011
Thank you for all of the comments and the fave on my panda!
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berndi Featured By Owner May 16, 2011
Baby, I'd fave your panda all day long ;) #smoothoperator

But seriously, my pleasure.
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GoldenGirls Featured By Owner May 26, 2011
Oh you charmer :flirty:
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just2obvios Featured By Owner Dec 15, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
You have a great attitude, we get along...
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berndi Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2011
Haha, do we? Thank you.
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just2obvios Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
Yes, it is true ^...^
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berndi Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2011
Nice to know. Why do you think that, man?
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GoldenGirls Featured By Owner Aug 21, 2010
Thank you kindly for the fave :heart:
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