I actually did manage to get a modeller for my prop, so I'll ask for the far less likely ragdoll.

Basically, take this model: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles…
Take the long sleeve jacket and recolour it gray with a scantily clad anime girl in pink on the back, the take the pants and colour them black with pink stripes on the side, take the vest and recolour it black put the same anime girl as the jacket on the back, and finally the belt and belt pouches/water canteens and recolour them to match the rest of the outfit.

Then resize it to match this model: steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles… and headhack Eli's head onto it.

Yeah, likewise nowadays...