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benchsketch

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Artist // Hobbyist // Design & Interfaces
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My Bio
I am a Freelance designer and web developer. I build intergalactic space ships such as the Death Star and your mother for a minor fee. Delivery may be expected between five to ten business never.

Personal Quote: Velociraptors are a serious threat to society and should be considered as such.

Favourite Visual Artist
Everybody
Favourite Movies
Serenity
Favourite TV Shows
Firefly
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Slash
Favourite Books
WoT series by Robert Jordan
Favourite Writers
Dean Koonts
Tools of the Trade
Epiphone Studio Les Paul [Alpine White]
Other Interests
photoshop, guitar, Hockey
(This turned out to be the final version of committing crimes) THE BEDFORD STEALER Theft Stealing Stuff The Method It is a well known fact that robbery is the single most effective means to earn money in the modern world, but only if you are able to do it right. THEFT involves the removal of another person's items from their possession and relocation into your own acquisition. If it is done incorrectly there is a ninety-nine percent chance you will be shot, but when done correctly, theft can be an extremely profitable job. Reasons and Subjects for Theft Why steal? You may steal for several reasons: if you are bored, if you are poor, if
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Sometimes, as a people, we are overcome with the desire wreak havoc. When this sensation grips it is important not to panic and it is often beneficial to relieve the stress caused by this conditioned [called 'criminalism'] by going out and committing crimes. When offending the law, it is exceedingly important to bear in mind the dangers and risks of doing so, and equally important to understand which risks must be taken and which should be avoided. The first order of common criminalism is always the weapons; you must make sure you have many, many weapons that make a lot of loud noises. Loud noises are intimidating and generally 'cool' when s
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Sometimes, as a people, we are overcome with the desire wreak havoc. When this sensation grips it is important not to panic and it is often beneficial to relieve the stress caused by this conditioned [called 'criminalism'] by going out and committing crimes. When offending the law, it is exceedingly important to bear in mind the dangers and risks of doing so, and equally important to understand which risks must be taken and which should be avoided. The first order of common criminalism is always the weapons; you must make sure you have many, many weapons that make a lot of loud noises. Loud noises are intimidating and generally ‘cool&#
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NP. I'm using it right now =P
thanks for the fave :D
Thanks for the faves! Greatly appreciated.
I really like your style of work.