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Hello, Guys and Dolls! The name's Logan (yes, like the Wolverine), and this (obviously) is my gallery. Heere you can gaze upon the wonders of my Broadway-themed art, OCs galore, and references to Be More Chill scattered everywhere. Comment, watch, give llamas, All That Jazz, and I hope y'all love my art as much as I do. :3
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It's a grey, oblong pill...
...quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do.

I decided to doodle a Squip pill.
Yes, it's floating in Mountain Dew.
Yes, those bubbles are odd.
Do I care?
ABSOLUTELY NOT! I'M TOO HAPPY WITH HOW THIS CAME OUT! :D
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Three Jeremies Fusion
Hey look, Logan made another Be More Chill fusion. Hate me yet?
Today, I decided to fuse three guys who've played Jeremiah "Jeremy" Heere: Will Connolly (2015; Two River), Matt Dalton (2017; Exit 82), and Will Rolland (2018; Off-Broadway/SOON TO BE ON BROADWAY!)
Meet Matrimiah Dalteere! I couldn't think of a good/creative name for this fusion, sadly, and resorted to throwing name combos against the wall to see what stuck. I loved drawing this fusion because not only did it give me an excuse to draw some extremely fluffy hair, it gave the the excuse to draw out the other two Jeremies for the first time! The outfit was a lot harder than I expected, though. ^^;

Fun Fact: Despite being from a revival, Matt is the most dominant person in this fusion. That's not to say that the Wills aren't influential and/or in control. They contribute their own brand of creativity and chaos to Matrimiah as a whole, making him almost as stable as someone like Garnet.

CREDITS!
All bases used are by SelenaEde.
Matrimiah Dalteere belongs to me!
Will Connolly, Matt Dalton, and Will Rolland, as well as their interpretations of Jeremy Heere, belong to themselves.
The character of Jeremy Heere belongs to Ned Vizzini, Joe Iconis, Joe Tracz, and Max Friedman.
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"Whatever you do...don't fall asleep" - Nancy Thompson

A scary picture for a scary quote. I guess Falner didn't heed Nancy's warning.
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IF ANYONE WANTS MLP BASE REQUESTS, HIT ME UP.

WARNING: Spoilers will be EVERYWHERE. Don’t say I never warned you.


NOTE: I saw the show while it was still technically in previews (8-4-18), so things might've changed from then to now. Sorry if you've seen the show recently and things seem wrong to you. Also, there's gonna be a lot of caps lock and a whole lot of fangirling over Jason Tam's SQUIP. You've been warned.


Gonna be splitting this up into five parts: pre-show, Act 1, intermission, Act 2, post-show.


PRE-SHOW

- Michael's Slushie was a drink choice. [I obviously got one. Or three. xD]

- SQUIP-tini. Nothing has made me want to be of legal age to drink alcohol more than that.

- Walked into the building without my makeup on. Proceeded to run to the bathroom and apply it.

- "Who's Your SQUIP" wall was full of amazing people. One person said George Salazar, another said Lin Manuel Miranda, someone said Josh Gad...I said Sal Pavia (the Exit 82 New Jersey SQUIP.) My Boyf said himself. xD

- Lots of people complimenting me on my Fem!SQUIP outfit.

- Lots of amazing cosplays. Saw a cute Jeremy and Michael couple and an entire Squip Squad.

- All. The. M E R C H. Shirts, hats, magnets, MICHAEL'S CREEPS SHIRT! FHEUIGEHNDVGRNFHUSG-! *dead*

- Walked into the theater and immediately got hit with a wave of excite.

- Entire theater seemed to be alive; not just the people, either: the whole theater was beeping and booping like it was trying to communicate.

- Sat in the orchestra. Seats 15, 16, 17. (I was in 15, my Boyf in 16, my Mom in 17)

- Nice view.

- THE PLAYBILL LOOKS AMAZING.

- Still couldn't believe that this was happening.

- Orchestra does their tune-up thing. One dude on the theremin is purposely being spooky. You go, theremin dude.

- Pre-show announcement (VOICED BY THE SQUIP, NO LESS) basically saying welcome to the theater, don't bootleg or anything, and make sure to be polite to everyone.

- Announcement: "Using technology of any kind will result in the termination of your theater experience."

Me: "Oh my God I thought he was gonna say 'termination of your LIFE.' *nervous laugh*"

- Orchestra finally starts playing Jeremy's Theme

- Audience cheers

- I feel chills running through me

- CHILLS OF TOTAL EXCITE.

- Showtime, bois

- DA DA DA DA DUMMMMMM, DUM DUMMMM, DAAAAAAAAAAAA...!


ACT 1

- As soon as Jeremy walked onstage, entire audience went nuts (myself included)

- Adventure Time, Steven Universe, Transformers, and a bunch of other stickers on the computer.

- HE HAD LOTION.

- AND IT SMELLED NICE.

- "Good morning, time to start the day!" sounded so good, like oof.

- Mr. Heere is best pantsless dad.

- "Ten-HUT!"; nearly smacks Jeremy in the face with a toothbrush.

- Okay, I love Katie Ladner as much as the next girl but JESUS LORD TIFFANY MANN IS A QUEEN. BLESS.

- Original Chloe and Brooke, slaying as per usual.

- "I'M TELLING THE STORY, JENNA." *Jenna shrinks back slightly*

- ENTER THE TINIEST BI.

- "You wash that off..." *slams Jeremy against locker* "You're dead."

- I want to floof Rich's hair.

- YO, JAKEY D [Britton Smith; actually a really cool dude.]

- "It's a good thing I'm bad at pool!"

- Christine, being pure. (I actually don't know what she was doing. Looked like she was slow-mo chasing a ping pong ball.)

- "Christiiiiiiiiiiiiiine."

- "Michael!" *MICHAEL ENTERS. ENTIRE AUDIENCE SCREAMS*

- MICHAEL'S PATCHES. HE HAD A BUNCH OF GAY PATCHES.

- "Boyf?! What does that even mean?!" *Michael puts his bag up against Jeremy's. Audience cheers*

- They did the handshake while Jeremy had a lunch tray in one hand.

- "My moms would be so thrilled!" MY SON HAS TWO MOMS, IT'S CANON. BLESS.

- "No, I mean look who's signing up for the play!" *Christine pokes her head out from behind the stage right wall, beaming.*

- Stephanie Hsu is so tiny??? And I love her???

- Entire ensemble (sans Jermble and Mikey) circle the tiny pure bab, then pick her up.

- She does a fly.

- Michael shoves Jeremy forward.

- Jeremy looks back at Michael and said boi gives his Boyf a thumbs up.

- "GAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Says the bi one.

- "I like gay people." Same, Chloe. Same.

- Have I mentioned that Will Rolland is amazing?

- No?

- WELL, HE RIFFS ON THE ENDING TO MORE THAN SURVIVE, CAN HIT THOSE HIGH NOTES AND IS JUST SO AMAZING.

- Song ends.

- Audience is screaming.

- I Love Play Rehearsal was a literal mood.

- Christine is adorable.

- Purest bean.

- Popular kids enter.

- "Was this theater always here?"

- Why is Mr. Reyes so relatable.

- While Jake was talking with Christine, Jeremy was trying not to look at them.

- Poor bby.

- He looked so nervous.

- "HOT POCKET BREAK OVER, PEOPLE!"

- OH BOY HEERE WE GO, SQUIP SONG TIME.

- "I'm talking to YOU, Tall-Ass!"

- Rich having an SQUIP-induced seizure actually made me scared.

- Like shit, that looked like it hurt.

- THE LISP.

- LISPY BOIIIIIII.

- "IIIIIIIIIIT'S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!" Cue me, trying not to cry in my seat because IT’S THE ORIGINAL RICH AND IT JUST MADE ME SO HAPPY TO HEAR HIS VOICE LIVE AND NOT ON A CD.

- THE ENSEMBLE DID THE CHOREO FROM THE ORIGINAL PITIFUL CHILDREN WHILE RICH WAS SINGING ABOUT THE SQUIP.

- MICHAEL, DON'T TRY AND BE SLICK, I SEE YOU.

- I'm two seconds away from screaming the harmonies but manage to keep myself together.

- Song ends.

- I scream.

- Two Player Ga(y)me was so pure, Jesus.

- No beanbags.

- Just bed.

- Jeremy and Michael leaned into each other.

- MICHAEL NEARLY FELL INTO JEREMY'S LAP.

- "...Hi, Mr. Heere." *Michael does an awkward smile*

- "And if it does? Jeremy you be too cool for m...video games?" PAIN.

- "I'm your favowite pewson?" Why was this so cute.

- There was an actual game being played on the back wall and it looked amazing.

- A ZOMBIE DABBED THREE TIMES. I CRINGED SO HARD I HEARD MY KNEES AND ARMS CRACK.

- Time to go get the Squippo.

- Scary Stockboy - AKA Jeremy's Dad/Mr. Reyes - was hysterical.

- The music playing behind this scene gave me chills in my stomach.

- Michael started violently coughing to stop Jeremy from making an even bigger mistake.

- "I don't know why. Just something about Mountain Deeewwwwww..."

- The way Jenna said "Of shoes?" sounded so much like your stereotypical sassy black woman and it was beautiful.

- “We just got these new Crocs in and they are lit AF.” OH MY GOD, S T O P.

- "Here goes...everything.."

- Oh my God.

- Jeremy.

- Jeremy, your screams hurt my heart.

- Jenna pulled out her phone and was videotaping the freakout. Yeah, that sounds right.

- The SQUIP.

- OH MY HEAVEN, THE SQUIP.

- I started screaming, much like the rest of the audience, once the SQUIP entered the stage.

- He's gorgeous.

- God damn, Jason Tam.

- "Welcome to your Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor...your SQUIP." *INSANELY LOUD SCREAMS. MOSTLY FROM ME AND MY BOYF.*

- “You look like Keanu Reeves!” Jeremy sounded both horrified and surprised.

- Princess Leia was one of the options for the SQUIPs form and I nearly cried.

- "Sexy anime female with cat ears and a tail."

- Let me reiterate my above point: IT ISN'T JUST SEXY ANIME FEMALE. IT'S SEXY ANIME FEMALE WITH CAT EARS AND A TAIL.

- The way the SQUIP says Jeremy's name is my fuvking aesthetic.

- Be More Chill (Pt. 1) almost made me faint.

- The SQUIP...he's so good...hhhhhh...

- "It has a picture of Eminem on it."

"If you're so astute, what do you need me for?" Oof, the sass on this man is off the charts

- "Jerry?" Chloe sounded absolutely disgusted.

- “Uh-!” Jeremy sounded like he had broken something and tried lying about it but failed.

- The SQUIP and Jeremy duet was amazing due to SQUIP just conducting Jeremy from the sidelines.

- Jeremy’s voice turning semi-monotone while the SQUIP is giving him lines freaks me out and I love it.

- Do You Wanna Ride was pretty good.

- Oh shit I’m gay for Brooke.

- OH SHIT I’M GAY FOR BROOKE.

- Those ending harmonies have me slain.

- “Piiiiiiiiiiink….berryyyy~” Audience: WOO!

- Be More Chill (Pt. 2). Dear Lord.

- “You can’t just listen, you have to obey.” He says, staring into Jeremy’s eyes while he (Will/Jeremy) is just looking miserable.

- “Be more CHILL!” *the most adorable laugh in the world*

- “Sleep well, slugger. You’ve got a big day tomorrow…” Okay, he might be a jerk, but that was the sweetest thing the SQUIP has ever done.

- More Than Survive (Reprise) is just as amazing as usual.

- SQUIP. Honey. I have one question. WHAT THE ABSOLUTE HELL ON EARTH ARE YOU WEARING?! IT LOOKS LIKE A WHITE BATHROBE!

- MICHAEL TRYING TO GET JEREMY’S ATTENTION IN THE BACKGROUND HURTS ME ON SO MANY LEVELS.

- Chloe’s attitude towards Jake is amazing, yet accurate.

- “Is this seat taken?”

“I...don’t know.” Awwww, Christine…

- Jeremy goes all monotone again and it scares me.

- A Guy That I’d Kinda Be Into starts.

- This song is so pure and cute.

- “The guy that I’d kinda be into is...Jake!” And here, we see the wild Jeremy’s dreams get completely crushed.

- “That’s not how you pronounce Jeremy.” says my Boyf. I’m snickering.

- “Warning, Warning” was surprisingly calm, but still held that urgency to it.

- The Squip Lurks is playing behind this whole “you need to upgrade” scene and I’m fvcking quaking in my seat.

- “Huh?” Confused Jermble is confused.

- *weird glitchy sound* *cue Jeremy’s tears*

- “No...ot exactly.” This line never fails to make me laugh.

- Oh god, Upgrade.

- I’m not prepared.

- Despite being kind of a ho, I really love Brooke’s character.

- She’s actually kind of endearing and adorable.

- The flirting is strong with this one.

- SQUIP, STOP TRYING TO COP A FEEL.

- JEREMY IS NOT A GIRL.

- STOP IT.

- Jeremy looks bewildered AF while the SQUIP is holding onto him from the back and Brooke is grabbing his arm and trying to pull him over to her.

- No matter how many times I hear it, “Just take me inside you forever~” always makes me scream.

- It just sounds so...SO gay.

- And I love it.

- “Just take me inside you forever~”

Me: *under my breath* YES PLEASE.

- This entire song makes me feel both sad and excited.

- Sad because I know what happens and no matter what it never changes.

- Excited because it means Act 2 is coming.

- JAKE BUMPS THE “Oh yeah!” BIT UP AT THE END OF HIS FIRST VERSE AND IT MAKES ME SCREAM BECAUSE I SING THAT EXACT HARMONY.

- “Can you get out of my head for like five minutes?!”

*softly chuckles* “Of course~” I’m trying not to cry already.

- JEREMY FINALLY SEES THE BOYF AND WHAT DOES THE BOYF DO?

- TURN AWAY.

- AS HE SHOULD.

- “Jeremy? Why are you standing there all creepy and stuff?” Michael sounds concerned and confused. Ow.

- “I already know what it’s like to...be the loser. I should find out what it’s like to...not be the loser…”

Me: “I don’t wanna be-!”

Jeremy: “...or the geek…or...whatever...”

Me: “OH NO THIS IS THE NEW SONG.”

- Realtalk: Loser, Geek, Whatever. Is. Just. So. GOOD!

- IT TEARS MY HEART OUT OF MY CHEST AND JUST STRANGLES IT TO DEATH, BUT IT’S GOOD NONETHELESS.

- “I’m ready, set, I’m Player One!” I was two seconds away from screaming.

- THIS WHOLE SONG IS MEANT TO BE TRIUMPHANT IN A SENSE BUT I CAN’T STOP MYSELF FROM SCREAM-CRYING

- As soon as the circuits appeared on the walls and kind of started closing in on Jeremy, you could audibly hear me (among a few others) screaming “NO!”

- THAT ENDING.

- WILL ROLLAND, YOU, SIR, ARE ABSOLUTELY AMAZING.

- THE FACT THAT HE COULD HOLD “AGAIN” FOR AS LONG AS HE DID WAS AMAZING IN IT OF ITSELF

- BUT THE FACT THAT HE WAS ABLE TO HIT A BUNCH OF DIFFERENT NOTES DURING IT?

- GOOD SIR, MAY I HAVE SOME OF THAT TALENT/BREATH CONTROL?

- BECAUSE GAAAHHHDDDDDAAAAAMN!

- So, the new song ends, I’m sobbing, and what happens next?

- UPGRADE CONTINUES.

- I AM NOT OKAY.

- Handshake sealed the upgrade.

- “Jeremy? Are you coming?”

*Jeremy turns to Michael and looks him dead in the eyes*

“OPTIC NERVE BLOCKING ON.”

*Entire audience lets out the most terrifying screams ever. Sounded like a mix between a dying animal and actual human screams of torment. My Boyf earns special mention because I’ve never heard him scream like that*

- Act 1’s over.

- I’m clinging to my Boyf and still crying.


INTERMISSION

- Oh yeah, I cried my circuits off.

- Bought another two slushies.

- Reapplied my makeup.

- Bought some more merch.

- Vented to the person a row in front of me who was really really sweet.

- Lots of cry-laughing.

- Like...LOTS.

- I’m giggling like I’m high (which would be appropriate due to how red and puffy my eyes were because of my tears) and just hugging my Boyf because I’m a clingy fvucker.

- The orchestra tunes up again.

- IT’S TIME FOR ACT 2, BITCHES!

- AND I’M NOT READY! :D


ACT 2

- Halloween starts. I personally don’t like the song, but I’m bopping anyways.

- Brooke’s sexy dog costume was adorable.

- As soon as Jake jumped out, I heard most of the people around me going “Jefferson!” xD

- Oh my God, Jeremy, that outfit is amazing. (He wore a circuit-patterned jumpsuit.)

- *sees the SQUIP* SINCE WHEN DID I SAY YOU COULD STEAL MY HEART LIKE THIS.

- The SQUIP kinda got a makeover.

- He doesn’t have the brown fluff for hair, nor is he wearing that weird white boxer-y outfit.

- He’s got silver hair and wears a white trench coat with black circuits on it and I’m beside myself because FVCK ME, HE LOOKS AMAZING.

- “It’s…”

“Vague complement.”

“...original.” Brooke looks absolutely crestfallen. Poor bby.

- “Chloe said it was dumb...you need a drink.” AWWW, BROOKE. :(

- Seeing Rich’s dance become more spazzy and everyone moving away from him made me feel bad.

- Do You Wanna Hang.

- Um...okay, so I always have some choice words for this song, but this time was a lot different than the last time I saw this show (which was in Jersey for the Exit 82 revival)

- First off: the song was very well executed.

- Setting? Amazing.

- I wanted to flop onto that bed and have someone carry me around on it.

- Second: interactions.

- Jeremy looked like he truly wanted none of what Chloe was offering (more like forcing) him.

- Special mention goes to “I’m not a big-!” *SQUIP forces Jeremy to drink* “-DRINKER!”

- Now is the time for me to share something insane that happened.

- So, I’m sitting there.

- I’m trying not to look at the scene because I’m actually kinda uncomfortable.

- Which is understandable, due to the song itself BASICALLY BEING ABOUT RAEP.

- My eyes drift over to the SQUIP, who’s standing almost against the stage right stage border.

- He’s looking at Jeremy and Chloe, then he looks out at the audience.

- His eyes find mine.

- I’m trying not to hyperventilate because THE SQUIP IS STARING AT ME.

- I notice the corners of his lips twitch up in a smile, and this man.

- Deadass.

- WINKS.

- AT.

- ME.

- I’m nearly dead in my seat and flushing as red as the slushie at my feet.

- Logan is a Flustered Mess™

- SO, AFTER THAT INSANITY, IT’S SCENE CHANGE TIME.

- THEY BRING THE BATHROOM OUT AND MY HEART SINKS TO MY STOMACH.

- I see my son in the tub.

- Jeremy sits on the ground, trying to catch his breath.

- Michael grabs his head.

- Jermble does a scream.

- The dialogue happens.

- *stressfully slurps slushie*

- I’m not ready for what’s going to happen.

- “Get out of my way. Loser.” Entire audience: *various noises of sympathy/sadness*

- “I’m having my PERIOD!” Michael, you’re such a mood.

- Oh God the piano’s starting.

- Help.

- The girl to my left grabs my hand, I grab my Boyf’s hand, and the song begins.

- George, my man, you’re a gift from God.

- Surprisingly...I don’t cry.

- Internally: I’m sobbing like a baby because I relate to the song way too much.

- Externally: not a tear is shed.

- Song ends.

- Uproarious applause that goes on for NOT LONG ENOUGH.

- Pretty sure the girl to my left was crying.

- I don’t blame her.

- Rich proceeds to ask people if they have any Mountain Dew Red.

- “SERIOUSLY, WHERE THE FUCK CAN I GET SOME MOUNTAIN DEW RED?!” M O O D

- Jeremy and Christine have a bonding moment.

- “Christiiiiiiine, will you go out with me?”

Me: *facepalm*

- “I don’t think I should go out with anyone until I know who I am. I know that’s not what you wanted to hear...I’m sorry.” Christine, oh my Lord.

- Rich, just walking offstage while repeating “Warning, warning.” in the exact same monotone that Jeremy used last act gave me literal chills.

- “Hello, Jeremy.” AND THE SQUIP IS BACK. YEET YEET.

- “...Oh my.” He sounds confused, yet kind of horrified.

- OKAY, SERIOUSLY, IF YOU DIDN’T HEED THE SPOILER WARNING AT THE BEGINNING, THIS IS WHERE THINGS GET SERIOUS!
- THIS IS WHERE THE NEW SHIT BEGINS.
- SO IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE SHOW AND WANT TO, OR HAVE TICKETS, OR SOMETHING, DO NOT READ ANY FURTHER.
- IF YOU’VE SEEN THE SHOW, LET THIS FANGIRL TAKE YOU BACK DOWN MEMORY LANE!


- “We need to get you home.”

“What?”

Now.” SQUIP proceeds to grab Jeremy’s arm and haul him offstage.

- Rich stumbles out from the back center of the stage, singing his “It’s Halloween...it’s Halloween…” thing from earlier.

- Only he’s choking in the middle of it.

- He spazzes out for a while, groaning and trying not to scream, and manages to shout “I WON’T LET YOU DO THIS!”

- HIS SQUIP PROCEEDS TO REPLY WITH “And how do you plan on stopping us?~”

- SO RICH FRANTICALLY LOOKS AROUND THE THEATER AND THEN GRABS A GASOLINE CANISTER FROM THE ORCHESTRA PIT.

- “WITH THIS!”

- HE RUNS OFF.

- Me, from my seat: “RICHARD, YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING WALNUT.

- The Smartphone Hour begins and HOLY SHIT I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LOVED THIS SONG.

- Tiffany Mann (Jenna) is a literal queen.

- Bless her.

- This whole song was lit.

- Everyone was dressed all cute.

- And the boys who came out in drag looked absolutely fabulous.

- Even though I could tell who they were because I’ve memorized faces. xD

- “Rich set a fire and he burned down the house!” *BROOKE SCREAMS AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS* THAT’S A MOOD AND A HALF.

- THEY PROJECTED A SELFIE JENNA TOOK ON THE BACK WALL AND I COULDN’T BREATHE DUE TO HOW HARD I WAS LAUGHING.

- I WAS LIKE *WH-EEZE*

- JENNA WENT AND RIFFED ON THAT WHOLE MIDDLE BIT WHERE IT’S LIKE “Burned it down! Woah! Did you hear, did you hear?” AND IT WAS AMAZING.

- Song ends.

- Loud applause.

- Cue the scene in which Jeremy acts like a complete and total dick to his Dad who’s ONLY TRYING TO HELP.

- Oh yeah, and whenever Jeremy speaks, I can’t unhear Jared from Dear Evan Hansen.

- I’m sorry, Will. I love ya.

- In a complete 180°, the Pants Song happens.

- I wasn’t expecting this.

- At all.

- But Pantsless Dad gets his song.

- His voice is amazing.

- I’m smiling like a goof.

- ENTER MY SON, SMOKIN’ THE WEED.

- LITERALLY HE HAD A BONG AND IT WAS STEAMING.

- “Do you love him?!”

“...What?” STOP DENYING IT.

- “Burning incense”

- Seriously.

- Have you smelled weed before?

- Probably not.

- I have though, and it smells terrible.

- I just realized Michael’s wearing boxers.

- Bless.

- Song ends with those beautiful harmonies.

- Okay so uh.

- Pitiful Children comes up next.

- And let me tell you something.

- Since I only have one actual cast recording (WHICH IS SUCH A LIE BECAUSE I HAVE AUDIO BOOTLEGS OF THE 2015 CAST, THE EXIT 82 CAST, AND THE NYC CAST) that song is my absolute favorite out of every song on the soundtrack.

- But this rendition?

- I THINK IT DETHRONES THE ORIGINAL.

- SURE, THE BEEP BOOPS SOUNDED ABSOLUTELY STUPID (they always do, no matter who’s singing)

- BUT I CAN’T DENY THAT JASON TAM’S SQUIP MAKES ME FEEL THINGS.

- MANY THINGS.

- SOMETIMES KINDA NSFW THINGS.

- LIKE.

- FOR REAL.

- IF HE EVER SANG THAT IN MY PRESENCE I’D SUBMIT TO HIS WILL FASTER THAN JEREMY DID

- BECAUSE THIS SONG.

- SHOWCASED.

- THE EVILEST YET ALSO MOST APPEALING SIDE TO THE CHARACTER.

- AND THAT ISN’T EVEN THE BEST PART.

- THE ENSEMBLE (despite looking like Oompa Loompas; that fact made it hard to take the song seriously, as much as I hate to admit) WAS PERFECT.

- MICHAEL AND CHRISTINE, I SEE YOU IN THAT HIVE MIND CHORUS.

- DON’T THINK NO ONE SEES YOU.

- ‘CAUSE I SURE AS HELL DO.

- THE ORCHESTRA/BAND IS PUTTING THEIR ALL INTO THIS SONG AND IT SHOWS

- I LOVE THIS CAST

- I LOVE THIS CREW

- I LOVE THIS SHOW.

- Song ends.

- My Boyf and I are literally, LITERALLY screaming at the top of our lungs.

- What can I say.

- The song rocks my socks.

- TIME FOR THE PLAY!

- Now, I’m gonna admit that I’ve never been a big fan of Jeremy’s Dad/Mr. Reyes.

- But Jason SweetTooth Williams has changed my views on the character,

- Hot Pocket Man is best drama teacher.

- CHRISTINE YOU LOOK AMAZ-

- *sees Jeremy’s costume* WELL FVCK ME SIDEWAYS, JERMBLE, YOU LOOK AMAZ-

- *sees the SQUIPs costume* OKAY WHAT THE ABSOLUTE FVCK HAPPENED TO YOUR HAIR (boi went Super Saiyan 26 or something) BUT OTHER THAN THAT GOD FVCKING DAMN WHY ARE YOU SO ATTRACTIVE

- Okay, so, I’m sitting there and just having the happiest time of my life because I know every word of dialogue to this scene, yet they’re STILL changing words and making me smile.

- “Soon, I won’t just be in your head...I’ll be in everyone’s.” Why did this sound...oddly suggestive…?

- *ahem* MY SON MAKES A GODDAMN MOTHERFVCKING ENTRANCE BITCH HERE HE COMES!

- In all seriousness, MICHAEL MAKES AN ENTRANCE! *screams from the entire audience*

- MY BABY

- I LOVE HIM

- HIS MICHAEL IN THE BATHROOM MOTIF GETS USED IN A TRIUMPHANT WAY AND IT HURTS.

- “That’s amazing! Give it to me!”
“Okay! Wait...NO.” (OOOHHHHHHH GET FVVVVVVVVCKED!!)

- The whole fight between Jeremy and Michael was awesome, mostly because the SQUIP was quite the puppetmaster and mimicked Jeremy’s movements to a T.

- “It’s taking over my body! I need your help! I’M SORRY!” OW MY HEART.

- JAKEY D ENTERS on them crutches oof.

- Jake: *pours out Mountain Dew Red*

Michael and Jeremy: *S C R E A M I N G*

- My bois are clinging to each other and the Gay™ is so palpable you could probably smell it if you were sitting closer to the stage.

- Okay Jake’s singing part here is underrated.

- He sings a bit of Upgrade.

- And riffs on that ending “Upgra-a-a-a-a-ade!” bit

- I love you, Britton Smith.

- You’re amazing.

- Brooke and Chloe lookin’ ace as per usual in those Midsummer Nightmare costumes.

- Every time the whole “Oh my God why was I so jealous of you?” part happens, I have to stop myself from laughing because of how amazingly funny it is.

- They’re so in sync and it’s great.

- A+ ladies. Y’did good.

- Hey look, a wild Two Player Ga(y)me reprise has made itself known.

- Michael channeling his inner Neo and just sliding underneath Jake.

- Oh yeah, and IT’S A REPRISE OF BASICALLY THEIR FRIENDSHIP SONG.

- FORGIVENESS, CAN YOU IMAAAAAAAGINE?! *tears of joy*

- Jenna sings her lines.

- Let me reiterate that.

- JENNA.

- SINGS.

- HER.

- LINES.

- AND IT’S AMAZING.

- IT’S SO OPARATIC THAT CHRISTINE DAAE IS FVCKING QUAKING.

- “I just feel so connected to you guys right now!” was absolutely horrifying.

- Ensemble: *grabs Michael as he throws the Red to Jeremy, literally throwing him offstage*

Me: MY BABY NO!

- Christine is even purer than before but it hurts because it’s fake.

- SQUIP, I love you, but what did you do to my pure bab.

- Fix it.

- This isn’t my Christine.

- This isn’t even JEREMY’S Christine.

- FIX HER.

- NOW.

- “Now, are you really going to drink those last few drops?” Okay um, (no pun intended) I got chills from this line. The SQUIP sounded both sinister and oddly seductive.

- “She is.” JERMBLE PULLIN’ THAT COMPLETE AND TOTAL 180.

- “You STUPID human!” UM EXCUSE ME, WHAT?!

- The SQUIP is so different in this version.

- Like...for real.

- When Eric got deactivated, he sounded pretty scared.

- And I don’t blame him.

- That shit must be scary.

- And painful.

- But when Jason got deactivated?

- THIS MAN GOT AGGRESSIVE.

- Vocally, not physically.

- I have no idea what he was saying (due to me not being able to understand a lick of Japanese apart from a few phrases) but he sounded absolutely pissed.

- Completely random thought: fvcking hell the lighting in this show is phenomenal.

- And that’s the end of the SQUIP. Internally, I cry.

- Externally, I’m having some sort of spazzing moment because I swear to God something shocked me right on the back of my neck where my spine meets my skull.

- SQUIP what the hell did you do to me.

- Hospital scene! :D

- Rich’s lisp is absolutely adorable.

- “Who is he, your boyfriend? No judgement, just curious, totally bi now,” (a beat) “...Is he single?” Gonna say this right now: I love Gerard Canonico. You, sir, are amazing.

- MICHAEL WALKING IN ON THAT “Is he single?” LINE AND RICH JUST TRYING TO BE ALL CASUAL WITH A “Heyyyyy, Michael…!”

- “Michael, please. My head still hurts.” THAT’S a mood.

- Also, that was the nicest way to basically say “English, motherfvcker, do you speak it.”

- ENTER THE FORMERLY PANTSLESS DAD!

- Voices In My Head starts and I’m trying not to cry out of sheer happiness.

- “Nah man you tell her that she excites you sexually!” YASSSS, RICHARD! FLAUNT THAT LISP!

- Jumping ahead a bit heere (hahahahpuns), Christine’s SQUIP was Ruth Bader Ginsburg instead of Hillary Clinton, and that actually made me feel...somewhat relieved.

- Random thought: I wish someone (Michael, Christine, or even Rich) had asked if Jeremy’s SQUIP was Matrix Keanu or Bill and Ted Keanu.

- Yes, I mentioned it in the beginning of Act 1, but OH MY GOD CHRISTINE IS SO TINY AND I LOVE IT.

- SHE KINDA HAS TO STAND ON HER TIPTOES TO HUG JEREMY.

- AND IT’S ADORABLE.

- Me, to my Boyf: “I feel like a proud parent.”

- T I M E F O R B O W S!

- Of course, everyone got a fvcking standing ovation.

- They deserved it.

- *the SQUIP comes out for bows*

- My Boyf: “THAT’S MY DAD!” (THIS BOI WILL NOT ACCEPT HIS GAY FEELINGS FOR THE SQUIP AND IT INFURIATES ME.)

- Me: *screaming as loud as my voice will allow*


POST-SHOW

- Dad saved me and the Boyf a spot for stage-dooring!

- Thanks Dad! :D

- Surprisingly not as crowded as I expected.

- Everything was so organized.

- Max [the director] ran out and all of us started screaming. xD

- We made it onto his Insta story because of that.

- #proudofmyself

- Realtalk, I was actually kinda nervous.

- Like...these people are living my dream.

- And some of them are the O R I G I N A L S when it comes to their role.

- So I’m stoked and scared at the same time.

- First person to come out?

- STEPHANIE HSU!

- Everyone’s cheering, I’m cheering, and all of a sudden I hear someone about five feet behind me just yell “CHRISTIIIIIIIIINE!”

- And yes, they sang it.

- Props to you, random person!

- Told her how amazing she is and how much I relate to her character.

- She got all happy and it made my heart melt.

- SHE SIGNED THE NOVEL. (I brought the original BMC novel with me to see if anyone would sign it, and she signed it I M M E D I A T E L Y.)

- FYI: I DON’T LIE TO THESE PEOPLE. I TELL THEM EXACTLY HOW I FEEL.

- Next person?

- JASON SWEETTOOTH WILLIAMS!

- Oh my God he was such a dad and it made me happy.

- He complimented my Boyf and I on our outfits and makeup. :D

- “Oh my God, that’s so clever!” He says as he signs the novel. I nearly cry.

- Next person?

- WILL FREAKING ROLLAND.

- Now, he wasn’t able to take real pictures with people, but he must’ve noticed my Mom’s phone and just gave the biggest smile.

- Me: “YOU’RE AMAZING!”

Will: “Awww, thank you!”

Me: *happy sound*

- Signed the book! :D

- Next person?

- GERARD CANONICOOOOO!

- As soon as he saw me, his eyes lit up and he was like “YO, SHORT-ASS!”

- I, being the person I am, was giggling like a maniac when I shot back with a “YO, SHORT-ASS!”

- He was so sweet.

- He looked at my Boyf and was like “Wait, SQUIPs can date?”

- My Boyf kinda nodded.

- Gerard gave us a big grin and was like “Cool!”

- Signed the book!

- Next person?

- JASON TAM.

- HELP.

- I’M SCREAMING.

- His eyes lit up when he saw me and my Boyf.

- “Oh my God, I love your outfit!” HE SAYS TO ME.

- I’M TWO SECONDS AWAY FROM SCREAMING SO I RESORT TO SAYING “I love you.” AND HE REPLIES WITH AN “Awww, honey, I love you too!”

- SAID IT ONCE, GONNA SAY IT AGAIN: H E L P.

- I AM IN THE PRESENCE OF TRUE GREATNESS AND IT JUST MAKES ME WEAK AT THE KNEES.

- HIS HAND WAS ON MY SHOULDER BLADE FOR THE PICTURE AND I JUST FELT THIS INSANE AMOUNT OF WARMTH RADIATING FROM HIS HAND AND INTO MY BODY.

- Signed the book!

- I'm still kinda beside myself when the next person comes out.

- Who's next?

- LAUREN MARCUS!

- ABSOLUTE QUEEN.

- Honestly, I didn't know that her hair for Brooke was a wig,

- Well, originally it WAS her own hair back in 2015

- But she got diagnosed with alopecia and has had to wear a wig for that particular role.

- Disclaimer: She's still fvcking gorgeous and I'm more than super gay for her.

- Bless her.

- I gave her a hug and tried not to get my makeup on her face.

- She signs the book and gives me the biggest happy smile I've ever seen and oof does it make my heart soar.

- Next person?

- BRITTON SMITH!

- Super sweet guy.

- Like...he's basically his character due to how overwhelmingly chill he is.

- I love his voice. It’s so nice.

- Signs the book excitedly! :D

- Next person?

- GEORGE MOTHERFVCKING SALAZAR.

- I AM DECEASE.

- I straight up admit to him that he - and by extension, his characters - is/are the reason why I haven't given up on making it to Broadway.

- He smiles at me and says “You'll make it, for sure. I've never seen anyone so committed to a show as the members of this fandom, and you are no exception.”

- Someone better catch me because I'm ready to fvcking faint.

- Next person?

- TIFFANY MANN!

- ALSO A BLESSED QUEEN.

- My mom asks her if she took opera classes, to which she responds with a very happy “Yeah, I did!”

- Holy shit did it show.

- I give her a hug and she signs my book.

- Next person?

- KAITLYN CARLSON!

- Someone in Brooke cosplay asks her if she’s going to Pinkberry after the show.

- She laughs and goes “Only if you’re buyin’, Brooke!”

- Entire line laughs.

- Why are these actors so nice.

- Like damn.

- So many nice people.

- She signs my book, and I flip it shut and kinda hug it to my chest.

- I have never been happier than in this moment.

- Kaitlyn was the last person to come out, so the entire line kinda dissipated to talk amongst themselves and such.

- My Boyf is excitedly bouncing around due to him getting the vynl of the Original Cast Recording signed.

- Suddenly, I spot a wild Max Friedman in the crowd.

- I walk up to him and go “Hey, you’re Max, right?”

- He nods. I grin.

- “I knew it was you! I kinda stalk your Instagram.”

- OH MY GOD DID I JUST SAY THAT OUT LOUD?! FVCK.

- Max laughs and goes “That’s not the first time someone’s said that.”

- I’m laughing as well now, and ask him for his autograph and possibly a picture.

- He provides both.

- I then wistfully mention how I wish that the “Who’s Your SQUIP?” wall had more sticky notes.

- Max seems to get an idea.

- “Who’d they be? I can put them up for you.”

- WAIT WHAT.

- My jaw damn near hits the floor.

- “U-Um, mine would be Sal Pavia.” I manage to stammer.

- For those who don’t know, Sal Pavia was the Exit 82 New Jersey revival SQUIP and he was absolutely gorgeous and amazing.

- Why is it every guy or girl who plays the SQUIP is attractive?

- I mean, I know it’s in the character description, but D A M N.

- My Boyf looks as shell shocked as I feel inside.

- “Mine would be myself.” He says.

- Max whips out his phone, types this all down, and asks us for our names.

- We provide.

- He beams at us and goes “Sent! Expect those to be up on the wall before the next show!”

- I’m nearly crying as I hug him again.

- Thanks, Max! You pretty much made a dream of mine come true!



And that’s the end! My Boyf and I were chattering about our favorite parts of the show while on the train ride home and nearly fell asleep on each other’s shoulders. All in all, it was the best night of my life. Now I hope I can go see it on Broadway when the time comes...fingers crossed!

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