I love your Username, it made me laugh out loud & almost choke to fucking death! What'cha gonna be doing the stabbing with? I'm partial to carrying a Benchmade 570-1 Presidio II folding knife & a Cold Steel Kobun fixed blade. I'll occasionally slip my Benchmade 940-2 Osborne with custom blue-black G10 handle scales in a free pocket because it turns out it's great if you go to a restaurant & their cutlery sucks. I've done that a few times (used my 940-2 Osborne over restaurant's crap cutlery) & never had an issue.