Wreaking Havoc

Just get in the tub before my anti-nauseum pills wear off. Ugh, fine.
Wait... is that a piece of pie in your mane? Oh, that? That's from the pie eating contest we had last week at Applejack's.
Blackberry pie at Applejack's farm?  Oh- that's the blackberry pie-eating contest we had in Phillydelphiia a while back.
How long ago, exactly?  Three weeks.    What?

 Rarity?  Th-thr-th... three weeks? [*faints*]  Oh dear.  Uh... maybe we should help her?
But we have a battle royale to finish! [Pulls out a bag of toys boats and empties them hap-haazardly into the tub.]
VERY WELL. Once again PIRATE CAPTAIN VALETINE WILL RULE THE SEAS against the Imperialist oppression!
Not if my 50s convertible car-boat has anything to say about that!  Wait- you can't just put a land vehicle in the water and call it a boat!
Superior tech, lowly rebels!  Oh dear- they're yelling again.

Background by Jeatz-Axl, all other art assets by me.